Naughty heel stocking - gags discontinued by Sportsheets - review by mpfm

I'm not sure if Santa has a special factory for making naughty toys. But, I know he keeps a naughty list. I have always been careful to avoid being on that list. But now, I'm thinking I might have it all wrong. Can you imagine the elves making rabbits, butt plugs, fleshlights, cuffs, and lubes. I bet that's a better gig than etch-a-sketches. I just might want to be on the naughty list and hang my naughty stocking to see just what kind of goodies I could get. Anyone else want to try?

Just in case this scenario is true, Sportsheets offers this Naughty Heel Stocking. It is made from bright and shiny red or black vinyl. I own the red one. It has a band of faux white fur around the top. It sports a 2 inch heel and rather pointy toes. It is 14 inches from the top of the fur to the heel. To me it doesn't exactly scream naughty. It just seems suited for a fashion diva. It would be fine if your grandma saw it hanging from your fireplace. She wouldn't have to know you were secretly hoping to be on the naughty list this year. She would just think it was a stylish stocking. It's not the best stocking I've seen. Athough the stitching is neat and it seems well made, the vinyl does have a cheap look to it. It's fun, but not real classy. It hangs by a white ribbon. It would look really nice against a dark background. It's more a novelty item that would make a good decoration rather than a functional stocking. Still it could be filled with items.

We use larger stockings, and they are always filled and overflowing. (That's because we are on the nice list.) This stocking wouldn't be able to handle as much as our usual stockings. I did fill it just to see what could be possible. I was able to fit in perfume, lotion, a small candle tin, real stockings, a brush, and a pumice stone. It was full without being stuffed. It hung by its white ribbon without any trouble. So, it could be used if you wanted. It would be fine filled with fruit, nuts, and candy if that's your tradition. I do think it's a novelty stocking. Men don't need to feel left out. Sportsheets also makes a Naughty Boot Stocking for them. We won't be using it to replace our regular stockings. It will just be a fun decoration.

However, I will hang it. Lotions and perfumes are fine, but I don't want to miss out on any really good stuff. You may be wondering what naughty people might get in their naughty stockings. I know I am. It's large enough to hold several toys and perhaps some lingerie. I am rather curious what the mischievous elves make for naughty people. Who knows? It could prove to be the most fun stocking ever.

This stocking and the male naughty boot stocking looked perfect together at Christmas. It's true the Naughty heel stocking doesn't hold too many goodies, but it is classy and fun. It makes a great decoration. I'm sure it will make an appearance at every Christmas.