EdenFantasys t-shirt - party costume by EdenFantasys - review by T&A1987

Anyone who has even looked at Eden’s free gifts in the past few months has seen these T-shirts, but the description is somewhat disingenuous. Specifically, the designation of the shirt as “unisex” is false, as it is clearly a woman’s shirt. The size and shape of the shirt are formatted for the female shape rather than the male, which make the size clearly inaccurate.

The shirt reviewed is a 3X. When ordering it, I assumed it would be loose enough to work as a nightshirt, but I was mistaken. Once I put it on, it clung to my body like a shirt several sizes too small. Before continuing, I usually wear between a XL and 2X shirt size. This shirt fit like a large, or medium. So this isn’t a case of not realizing I am too big for the shirt.

If a 3X is too small for a frame that usually wears between 1-2X, then the smaller sizes are likely too small for most, or any men getting these shirts. This would not be an issue if they were properly labeled as “women’s fit,” but as mentioned; this is labeled as a “unisex shirt.” As it is, this shirt is only wearable for those with short, thin frames; anyone larger will not be able to wear this.

The tightness of the shirt severely limits its use. The print on the shirt, depending on the height of the wearer, may be on, or around the nipples. When it clings to the body, rapid movement, such as exercise will cause chaffing, which would only be exacerbated by sweating. Even sleeping in this shirt the wearer may chaff, which, for those who have not experienced nipple chaffing should know, is most unpleasant.

Nor is the shirt good for the discreet among us. While “I Like Things That Go VROOM” is somewhat subtle, all it takes is a Google search of “Eden Fantasies” to know where the shirt came from. For many, this is not a big deal, but for those who do not want to broadcast that they frequent a sex toy store, I wouldn’t recommend wearing this outside.

For those who can fit into these shirts, it must be noted that it’s a rather good shirt. It’s preshrunk, alleviating worries about further shrinking and it’s made of cotton, both a durable material and safe for those who adhere to Leviticus 19:19. The shirt is soft to the touch and stretchy, making it pleasant to wear, it is short sleeved though, making it more of an inside, or summer shirt.

The shirt itself is not flawed, just poorly labeled. It is several sizes smaller than shirts from other companies of the same size and this difference can make it quite uncomfortable to wear. For people who can wear the shirt, there are no complaints, as it’s soft, durable and stretchy.