Clip-on earings by Cal Exotics - review by givemeadayjaime

My friends aunt bought her these to wear during her bachelorette party a few months back. We were not impressed. They're quite ridiculous looking, and they're pretty big to be “stylish” as the description says. You really can't tell that the blue beads are supposed to be penises. They are not well shaped or of good quality. You've got to look closely (and actually know you're supposed to be looking for something) the notice the phallic quality.

People stared at her and made comments like “Look at her stupid looking earrings, who the hell would wear those”? And “Oh my god, send those back to ’93 where they belong”. She was pretty embarrassed about them, but didn’t want to take them off to avoid hurting her aunts feelings. Eventually she was able to ditch them due to the allergic reaction she had from the cheap metal!

Pretty much these earrings look like something left over from your third grade jewelry box. They are of poor quality, and are quite painful to wear. They are made of cheap plastic and are ugly. The seams from the molding process are still there. The clips pinch and cause your ear lobes to swell. All around, these are a ridiculous product.

It’s a good idea, but they don’t live up to the promise. They look quite stupid when you wear them. I think that if they were more obviously penises hanging from your ears, it would be an awesome and hilarious product. They’re just not pronounced enough to make the product funny.

All around I would not recommend this product to anyone, except maybe someone who really likes to stand out and wear silly looking things. We did not have a very good experience with them. I think that at my bachelorette party I’ll stick to a penis-covered tiara.