Orgasms With Twisted Humor!

The Crotch Massager is a toy that I definitely recommend for the "on the go" person, a great gag or bachelorette gift and more. With a great price tag, powerful motor and only needing 1 AA battery, this toy is sure to last many years. Mine has lasted 6 years and counting!
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Pros
price, cute storage case, powerful
Cons
can be a bit louder than most vibes, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
4
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The Crotch Massager. What more can I say but cute! I'm a woman that loves freebies, sets or anything that comes in a value pack. The fact that this toy comes with a little pouch of it's own was just screaming "must have" for me. The Crotch Massager is one of those fun gifts that you can give at a bachelorette party (especially funny if they like Crunch Chocolate bars-hence the name play on words). This is also a great gag gift to give one of your "besties" that may have one of "those types of sense of humors". Many of you know what type I'm speaking of.

The Crotch Massager is a white, smooth and glossy plastic vibrator that is 5 inches in length. 4 inches of this vibrator are insertable. The other inch is for the batter compartment at the end of the vibrator. The battery compartment is a twist off cap and requires 1 AA battery. Even though this vibrator only requires 1 AA battery, it still packs quite a punch! I would say that its roughly a 3 or 4 on the "5 star intensity" chart. The dial base control has multi speeds ranging from low to high.

The Crotch Massager also comes with a vinyl carrying case that says "Crotch" across the side of it, with the packaging look of a Crunch Chocolate bar. There are also other similar personal vibrators in this line with the names "Toot Z Pole" for Tootsie Pop, "Now & Again" for Now & Laters and "Quick Lay" for Milky Way.

For the price, the power and the "fun factory of the packaging", you really can't go wrong with this vibrator. I have had mine now for roughly 6 years and it is still going strong! You can use water based and silicone based lubricants with this vibrator. Clean up is a snap. Because there are no ridges or funky twists and turns on this toy, simply wipe down with a soapy, warm rag, rinse off and spray with an antibacterial cleaner. I always made sure to also pay close attention to the seam that ran in the center of the toy. Even though it is a tight seam, I wanted to make sure that nothing was left behind.
Follow-up commentary
So after doing my review, I broke out the "old trusty" 6 year old, still going strong vibrator. I want to add that this is one of those great vibes that can be used during foreplay, intercourse and with a partner. Because the toy is rather small and compact, it slides in great for clitoral stimulation during sex!
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My Crotch massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: dv8
    Ah, I'm glad the case is vinyl and not just some faux candy wrapper.
  • Contributor: Highmaintenancegirl916
    thank you.
  • Contributor: Curiouscat
    Great review. Little case is funny
  • Contributor: PDXlady
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Thank you
  • Contributor: jmex83
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: xxxdiannaooo
    thank you
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review! This toy has such a fun concept haha.
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Very nice review, good to know that this one has staying power
  • Contributor: Hentialover
    Now -this- sounds like a product that is worth the time and money, not that it's very expensive. Thanks for all the useful information.
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