Penis party utensils - gags by Cal Exotics - review by allehcat

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Overall, I'm pretty impressed with this set. Even though the silverware is not very sturdy, it is only $6.99 for 24 pieces, which is a great deal when planning a party with either a few or a ton of guests. I will definitely be purchasing more for upcoming bachelorette parties!
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Pros:
24 piece set with settings for 8 people, durable, good for easy to cut foods
Cons:
only one use, not dishwasher safe, not very sturdy
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
These Penis Party Utensils by California Exotics are a great gag for bachelorette parties or sex toy parties. Each pack contains silverware for 8 people: a knife, fork and spoon for each complete with veiny penis handles. Since they are made of plastic, they are only intended for one use, but at $6.99 a pack, they're a steal.

The utensils themselves are actually somewhat discreet. They are about 7" long, and at first glance they just look like normal utensils. The texturing on the handles is distracting enough that some people might not even notice the phallic designs on the tableware, which is what I banked on when I set them out. I had a few friends over for some food and conversation, and they were completely unaware of what they were eating with until I pointed it out. One particular friend stopped eating after that! It was pretty hilarious. Almost as funny as when I loaded everyone's cups up with ice, but they were little penises in different colors!

It was a super fun night, and the gag silverware was a definite hit. Since all we ate was apple pie and snacks, the silverware held up nicely. I'm not sure how well it would do when used for heartier meals, and I definitely wouldn't suggest the knives for a steak dinner or anything that would require lots of knife use.

I will probably end up purchasing more packs of these relatively soon, as there are a few weddings coming up, which means there will be bachelorette parties! These are a great addition to my gag gift collection, which is slowly growing. There are lots of great options here on Eden, like the ice cube tray that I mentioned, and the penis cookie cutters, which are giant and awesome.
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My Penis party utensils tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Play party
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Comments
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    I am not sure if this is sanitary, but can't you wash plastic silverware? My mom used to do this when we were younger, but we also were "struggling" at the time, so she did this for our lunches at school. Maybe this was just one of her frugal things that is actually not a good thing lol. I have no idea though I just wanted to see if you knew because you had mentioned that they are only for one use. Thanks for the review!
  • Boobs and Lubes
    Boobs and Lubes  
    actually you can wash plastic ware, the dishwasher may melt them tho. thats a lot of cash for plastic
  • allehcat
    allehcat  
    You can wash it, but I'm not 100% sure if it can be sanitized. I found the set to be pretty cheap because its 24 pieces. If they can be washed and reused, it's an even better deal. I've been recycling mine.
  • eroticmutt
    eroticmutt  
    Thanks for the review, and especially the links to other penis gifts like the ice cube tray
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    thanks!
  • Maximusx
    Maximusx  
    Great review, thanks
  • Rawr4483
    Rawr4483  
    Thanks a bunch!
  • sexykiss
    sexykiss  
    thanks
  • oopsy
    oopsy  
    Thanks for the great review! fun product!
  • Pudyqat
    Pudyqat  
    Put them in hot (not boiling) soapy water. That should get them clean enough.
  • heather-mooney
    heather-mooney  
    Thanks for the review, so funny! what pudyqat said.
  • kawaii-princess
    kawaii-princess  
    thanks pudyqat
  • marshmallow
    marshmallow  
    thanks!
  • satinlady550
    satinlady550  
    thanks
  • amberf83
    amberf83  
    thanks
  • burtnuh
    burtnuh  
    Thanks !
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Thanks for sharing
  • loveskittens!
    loveskittens!  
    thank you for you review!
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