Jumping pecker (glow) - gags by Pipedream - review by Eden C.

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Poppin' Penis!

Overall, if you are looking for a cute, funny, but not too graphic penis-themed toy, look no further! Its sexually suggestive hopping is cute and will keep you laughing!
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Pros:
Suggestive, but not too graphic, inexpensive.
Cons:
Doesn't provide real stimulation.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I bought this as a gift for a female-to-male transgendered friend to mark the milestone of starting testosterone. This toy was a lifesaver since I wanted to buy him a penis-themed toy. Most of the other penis-themed gifts I found were made for bachelorette parties, and were pink, glittery, or otherwise simply way too feminine to make an appropriate gift for a budding gentleman. I thought the size (1"-2") was nice too, as it was about the same length as a testosterone-enhanced pre-op appendage. However, since it was glow-in-the-dark rather than any kind of skin tone, I still felt it was appropriate to give to a platonic friend.

When he opened the gift, we both had a good laugh. I had wrapped it in baby-shower themed "It's a Boy!" paper (surprisingly, Hallmark doesn't make transition milestone themed cards and gift bags; they should). I felt that the penis toy was an important part of my gift as it reinforced that he is a strong, independent adult, and not a baby as the wrapping might have suggested. He took it out of the box and wound it up, and it jumped enthusiastically like a miniature thrusting penis. It was hilarious!

The toy did glow in the dark, but it wasn't really recognizable as a penis in the dark. However, this did not bother us, as it was hilarious enough in the light.

As his voice broke and he started growing facial hair, he could always look at this little memento and know that, despite any objections his family may have, I will always be there to support him. Even if your message is not that deep, this gift is perfect for a birthday party, bachelor/bachelorette party, or "just because". It is hard, glow-in-the-dark plastic, with a realistic shape but not a realistic size. Just the perfect balance of realistic and suggestive to make it funny, but not graphic. This little guy will make you laugh for years to come!
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gender play
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • P'Gell
    It was so sweet of you to commemorate your friend's transition like this.
  • Eden C.
    Haha, thanks! I bought him all those sweet baby boy things and a men's razor. It wouldn't have truly been from me if I hadn't bought something hilarious.
  • dv8
    What kind of real stimulation would you want a wind-up toy to provide?
  • Eden C.
    I don't know...having to wind it up would be horrible; almost as bad as those 19th century hand-crank vibrators.
  • PunkyB
    Great description on the product itself and such a touching story!
  • Eden C.
    Thanks, BrandiAnn!
  • Linga
    Too cute!
  • Eden C.
    Thanks, LingaLoo! It is without a doubt the most adorable penis I have seen so far!
  • Daniel & Brittany
    Haha great review and even greater that you were supportive of your friend, yet GREATER even that you did it in such a funny way, mad props, mad props.
  • Eden C.
    Thanks, Daniel & Brittany! Yeah, I don't think all men would have wanted this as a transition gift, but this guy has a good sense of humor. I just didn't know what to get him for starting testosterone. I'll probably buy him swim trunks when he gets his top surgery.
  • Eucaly
    Thank you for this sweet review!
  • Rhinobaby
    This is such a sweet review, you are a great friend!
  • Zulee
    this is great, thanks for reviewing!
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