Potential Penile Masterpiece
This seems more for the amusement factor than the actual pleasure-factor. While I'm definitely going to try again with a new kit at some point, and I found it quite satisfying to have a replica of my beloved's wang, it's also very difficult to make a "perfect" toy, and the material is very porous. It's worth it just to do it, but your mileage may vary!Published: September 8, 2011
Pros:
Very fun to make; creates a VERY lifelike product
Cons:
Very porous; somewhat difficult to use
The Clone-a-Willy kit is not an undertaking for the faint of heart. The hilarity that ensues when one attempts to shove a penis into a tube full of goo makes it difficult to maintain an erection (or so my penised-one says).
The instructions are fairly clear; after cutting the tube to size, you must heat up the water to a certain temperature (measured with the helpfully-provided thermometer), mix with the white powder, and pour it into the tube. I can't possibly stress this enough: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GET A TOWEL. Or a tarp. If you can possibly arrange to do this in a bathtub or in your backyard, that might be a great idea--because the tube will be full to the brim of rubbery goo, and your partner's wang will push out a lot of that goo, all over his pubic hair, testicles, thighs, and whatever is under him. Your bedsheets may never be the same.
While he's penetrating the goo, it's up to you ladies (or gents) to keep him enticed for the full two minutes. In hindsight, I think that it might have been more helpful if I'd have aimed his penis into the tube; if you aren't careful, one side or another of the penis might touch the side of the tube, and that could make your mold come out poorly. My partner's penis was pushed up against the top of the tube (and we were laughing too hard to notice), and it caused problems later.
After two minutes are up, it's time for clean-up time; my man required a shower to get all of the goo off of him. Needless to say, that portion of the exercise was less than erotic; I had to get the stuff off of the towel/bed/floor/baseboards of our bed while he plucked mold goo out of his pubes. Not fun.
The instructions say to give it 2-3 hours to dry before you pour the rubber mixture into the mold; I would DEFINITELY agree with this. We waited 2 hours, and it didn't seem to be enough time; when we popped out the new penis, there was some of the mold embedded in the rubber. Make sure that you wait long enough that the mold is mostly dry, but not completely.
The real fun came with inserting the vibrator into the toy; learn from my mistakes and be very cautious as to how you position the darn thing. We ended up having the vibrator showing through one side of the replica because I didn't insert it correctly; remember, "straight down" might only be straight down for the TUBE. You have to go "straight down" the angle that the penis went in; follow the inside of the mold as best as you can, rather than following the direction of the tube.
All in all, we created a toy that wasn't really usable; the vibrator was too deep (I hadn't anticipated the screw-off cap and pushed the vibrator too far into the rubber mix), and was angled improperly so it showed on the sides. Also, some of the mold was stuck in the rubber because it wasn't dry enough when we poured in the rubber; keep that in mind. However, when you pull the toy out to cut off the little air bubbles and such, it's a lot of fun to say that you're sculpting a wang!
It was a really fun thing to do, and I'll probably see if I can swing the glow-in-the-dark kit the next time we try this; however, keep in mind that it's more difficult than it seems, and that this toy is made of a rubber-based material. It's very porous, and NOT to be shared! Use protection when sharing your toys, please, and have fun making your own sculpture of a penis. Feel free to chase each other around the house waving it like a lightsaber, or place it on your mantle. That's what we did...
The instructions are fairly clear; after cutting the tube to size, you must heat up the water to a certain temperature (measured with the helpfully-provided thermometer), mix with the white powder, and pour it into the tube. I can't possibly stress this enough: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GET A TOWEL. Or a tarp. If you can possibly arrange to do this in a bathtub or in your backyard, that might be a great idea--because the tube will be full to the brim of rubbery goo, and your partner's wang will push out a lot of that goo, all over his pubic hair, testicles, thighs, and whatever is under him. Your bedsheets may never be the same.
While he's penetrating the goo, it's up to you ladies (or gents) to keep him enticed for the full two minutes. In hindsight, I think that it might have been more helpful if I'd have aimed his penis into the tube; if you aren't careful, one side or another of the penis might touch the side of the tube, and that could make your mold come out poorly. My partner's penis was pushed up against the top of the tube (and we were laughing too hard to notice), and it caused problems later.
After two minutes are up, it's time for clean-up time; my man required a shower to get all of the goo off of him. Needless to say, that portion of the exercise was less than erotic; I had to get the stuff off of the towel/bed/floor/baseboards of our bed while he plucked mold goo out of his pubes. Not fun.
The instructions say to give it 2-3 hours to dry before you pour the rubber mixture into the mold; I would DEFINITELY agree with this. We waited 2 hours, and it didn't seem to be enough time; when we popped out the new penis, there was some of the mold embedded in the rubber. Make sure that you wait long enough that the mold is mostly dry, but not completely.
The real fun came with inserting the vibrator into the toy; learn from my mistakes and be very cautious as to how you position the darn thing. We ended up having the vibrator showing through one side of the replica because I didn't insert it correctly; remember, "straight down" might only be straight down for the TUBE. You have to go "straight down" the angle that the penis went in; follow the inside of the mold as best as you can, rather than following the direction of the tube.
All in all, we created a toy that wasn't really usable; the vibrator was too deep (I hadn't anticipated the screw-off cap and pushed the vibrator too far into the rubber mix), and was angled improperly so it showed on the sides. Also, some of the mold was stuck in the rubber because it wasn't dry enough when we poured in the rubber; keep that in mind. However, when you pull the toy out to cut off the little air bubbles and such, it's a lot of fun to say that you're sculpting a wang!
It was a really fun thing to do, and I'll probably see if I can swing the glow-in-the-dark kit the next time we try this; however, keep in mind that it's more difficult than it seems, and that this toy is made of a rubber-based material. It's very porous, and NOT to be shared! Use protection when sharing your toys, please, and have fun making your own sculpture of a penis. Feel free to chase each other around the house waving it like a lightsaber, or place it on your mantle. That's what we did...
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
The replica is an amusing thing to have, and I certainly have a sentimental attachment to a clone of my fiance's penis. It's not a toy I think I could play with unless I try it again, though, for better results--maybe glow-in-the-dark this time!
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material safety and cleaning?
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I'm curious about the "rubber" material and how body safe it is.
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You'll find most of the information you need there. You should also look at the reviews first to answer your questions before resorting to the forums. Good reviews will have this information and more.
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Curious
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Is the dildo it makes hollow or solid?
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Quote: Is the dildo it makes hollow or solid?SOLID ;) with a vibating bullet too!
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I was wondering this as well, thanks!
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clone a willy
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Tis Item is great. My husband and I use this item all the time, one in one door one in the other
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Quote: Tis Item is great. My husband and I use this item all the time, one in one door one in the otherThanks for sharing!
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This kit kind of freaks me out a little, actually.
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Clone-a-willy construction!
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I read a review where a man made a few of these single-handedly (hats off!). Instead of just placing the plastic tube over his penis, he cut off the closed end of the tube, sat down leaning back and poured in the mold, making sure it covered his entire length.
This actually seems to make more sense, provided you protect whatever it is you're sitting on, as there might be less fumbling about with timing and overflow of contents.
Has anyone tried it this way with more success? Any opinions? I read a review where a man made a few of these single-handedly (hats off!). Instead of just placing the plastic tube over his penis, he cut off the closed end of the tube, sat down leaning back and poured in the mold, making sure it covered his entire length.
This actually seems to make more sense, provided you protect whatever it is you're sitting on, as there might be less fumbling about with timing and overflow of contents.
Has anyone tried it this way with more success? Any opinions? :) -
Quote: I read a review where a man made a few of these single-handedly (hats off!). Instead of just placing the plastic tube over his penis, he cut off the closed end of the tube, sat down leaning back and poured in the mold, making sure it covered his entire length.We had one, and used the tube. My hubby is rather "gifted" in his length as well as girth, so in some parts of the dildo, the material was very thin near the bullet. I would suggest that if you do do one, don't put the bullet in.
This actually seems to make more sense, provided you protect whatever it is you're sitting on, as there might be less fumbling about with timing and overflow of contents.
Has anyone tried it this way with more success? Any opinions? I read a review where a man made a few of these single-handedly (hats off!). Instead of just placing the plastic tube over his penis, he cut off the closed end of the tube, sat down leaning back and poured in the mold, making sure it covered his entire length.
This actually seems to make more sense, provided you protect whatever it is you're sitting on, as there might be less fumbling about with timing and overflow of contents.
Has anyone tried it this way with more success? Any opinions? :) -
Hmmm, this is interesting. My boyfriend and I want to get this and the only thing we're worried about is that it won't work properly and we'll have to buy another one. This seems like a good technique. We'll try it out and I'll let you know :)
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I still think this looks like lots of fun. I've have read about couples having to try more than once, but they say when it works, it's awesome!
If you need any tips for the next time drop me a line. I work with these materials on a regular basis and can do this in my sleep. I think the instructions probably make it seem harder. Than it is. The alginate for instance is gonna retain moisture for a long time, this is not a bad thing at all. You dont have to wait the 2 3 hours or you will get shrinkage of your final product. Also if it drys out too much it can crack. Haha sorry i get chatty when it comes to these things. Hope you enjoy your current willy clone,
Thanks for the laughs!
Great review! I would definitely drop Starkiller87 a line. I have read her posts on the forum about using these types of materials, and she is so knowledgeable and helpful. Best of luck if you give it another try.
Nice review. I have one of these kits, but I'm pretty afraid to try it out. Some people have a good experience with it, but quite a few have had a pretty crappy one, so I'm nervous. Haha.
Haha. Thanks for the review!
love the review! Thanks! I am wondering though, didn't you use a piece of cardboard like the directions say to insert the vibrator? That would have held the vibrator up so that it wasn't inserted too deeply and the cap would be sticking out rather than all the way in.....It says this in the instructions We did ours and it turned out fine but I read and re read the instructions like a nutbar!
nice review
Sktb--while I did use the cardboard, I unfortunately fidgeted with it (there was some mold leaking over the side and I thought that might interfere with the angle of the vibrator, so I "fixed" it) and probably screwed it up then!
Very helpful review,Thanks
This sounds so fun! I am definitely going to have to try this!
very good review thanx for posting it
Thanks for the review!
~Nice Review
Thanks!
Thanks!
Great review, thanks.
Awesome that this worked for you, I have hope yet! Nice review.