Potential Penile Masterpiece

This seems more for the amusement factor than the actual pleasure-factor. While I'm definitely going to try again with a new kit at some point, and I found it quite satisfying to have a replica of my beloved's wang, it's also very difficult to make a "perfect" toy, and the material is very porous. It's worth it just to do it, but your mileage may vary!
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Pros
Very fun to make; creates a VERY lifelike product
Cons
Very porous; somewhat difficult to use
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Clone-a-Willy kit is not an undertaking for the faint of heart. The hilarity that ensues when one attempts to shove a penis into a tube full of goo makes it difficult to maintain an erection (or so my penised-one says).

The instructions are fairly clear; after cutting the tube to size, you must heat up the water to a certain temperature (measured with the helpfully-provided thermometer), mix with the white powder, and pour it into the tube. I can't possibly stress this enough: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GET A TOWEL. Or a tarp. If you can possibly arrange to do this in a bathtub or in your backyard, that might be a great idea--because the tube will be full to the brim of rubbery goo, and your partner's wang will push out a lot of that goo, all over his pubic hair, testicles, thighs, and whatever is under him. Your bedsheets may never be the same.

While he's penetrating the goo, it's up to you ladies (or gents) to keep him enticed for the full two minutes. In hindsight, I think that it might have been more helpful if I'd have aimed his penis into the tube; if you aren't careful, one side or another of the penis might touch the side of the tube, and that could make your mold come out poorly. My partner's penis was pushed up against the top of the tube (and we were laughing too hard to notice), and it caused problems later.

After two minutes are up, it's time for clean-up time; my man required a shower to get all of the goo off of him. Needless to say, that portion of the exercise was less than erotic; I had to get the stuff off of the towel/bed/floor/baseboards of our bed while he plucked mold goo out of his pubes. Not fun.

The instructions say to give it 2-3 hours to dry before you pour the rubber mixture into the mold; I would DEFINITELY agree with this. We waited 2 hours, and it didn't seem to be enough time; when we popped out the new penis, there was some of the mold embedded in the rubber. Make sure that you wait long enough that the mold is mostly dry, but not completely.

The real fun came with inserting the vibrator into the toy; learn from my mistakes and be very cautious as to how you position the darn thing. We ended up having the vibrator showing through one side of the replica because I didn't insert it correctly; remember, "straight down" might only be straight down for the TUBE. You have to go "straight down" the angle that the penis went in; follow the inside of the mold as best as you can, rather than following the direction of the tube.

All in all, we created a toy that wasn't really usable; the vibrator was too deep (I hadn't anticipated the screw-off cap and pushed the vibrator too far into the rubber mix), and was angled improperly so it showed on the sides. Also, some of the mold was stuck in the rubber because it wasn't dry enough when we poured in the rubber; keep that in mind. However, when you pull the toy out to cut off the little air bubbles and such, it's a lot of fun to say that you're sculpting a wang!

It was a really fun thing to do, and I'll probably see if I can swing the glow-in-the-dark kit the next time we try this; however, keep in mind that it's more difficult than it seems, and that this toy is made of a rubber-based material. It's very porous, and NOT to be shared! Use protection when sharing your toys, please, and have fun making your own sculpture of a penis. Feel free to chase each other around the house waving it like a lightsaber, or place it on your mantle. That's what we did...
Follow-up commentary
The replica is an amusing thing to have, and I certainly have a sentimental attachment to a clone of my fiance's penis. It's not a toy I think I could play with unless I try it again, though, for better results--maybe glow-in-the-dark this time!
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  • Contributor: Pudyqat
    Thank you
  • Contributor: skuttle06
    This sounds like fun.
  • Contributor: elli
    thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: tlemons
    Great review. My husband had thought he would do this as a bday gift for me, hahaha I just ended up with just the vibrator. Which after a year now the vibrator still works great
  • Contributor: atryonix
    thanks
  • Contributor: jennifur77
    Thanks for the review. This looks fun, but wanted to read some reviews. Thanks for mentioning the mess it makes and to use a tarp or tub.
  • Contributor: Chastity Darling
    This kit looks like fun even if the final result isn't usable.
  • Contributor: KinkyKatieJames
    I'm sad that the final product isn't functional. I appreciate the info!
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    Thanks
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