Grow - a - pecker - gags by Pipedream - review by Beck

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Really want to make someone laugh? How about grow a pecker?

Give someone the gift of laughter, embarrassment, or satisfy your curiosity about how this pecker really works. This pecker really is a great gag for all to enjoy, so let's all enjoy.
Funny gag gift, great addition to your cart when you are almost to free shipping.
Does not get as big as package says and takes four times as long.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
You ever wish you could grow a pecker of your own ladies? Well now you can, with grow a pecker gag gift. You should be at least 18 to purchase this grow a pecker or 21 in some states. This is an adult novelty toy to be enjoyed by only those of us that are of legal age.

Wanting to just make someone laugh? Or maybe you want to watch this one inch growing pecker grow? Well Grow a Pecker is an inexpensive way to do this. For less than three dollars you can make someones day or watch this sucker grow.

I bought one of these for my mother; she is one of those up tight people about toys and things, so I thought I would embarrass her by getting her one of these. Well after she opened it up, she laughed. She hardly ever does this. She immediately put this little guy in some water to watch him grow. The package says twelve hours, but this took about two days to grow. It also says it gets up to a hundred times its size, but it does not. Grow a pecker goes from one inch to about four or five inches, if you are lucky.

My mother loved this gift for the two or three days. After that, it was pretty much forgotten about. This is a nice addition to you cart when you are so close to free shipping that you are better off buying an under five dollar item rather than paying the almost six for shipping.

I am not sure what the material is, but I know it is not a sponge. It is kind of soft, yet kind of hard. This material of course sucks up water. This is what makes it bigger. So that makes this gift waterproof, though it is not intended for use, just as novelty gag gift. So give someone the gift of laughter as I did. My mom may be that up tight person, but is not as up tight as you thought!
Follow-up commentary
Grow a Pecker is still freaking hilarious. This little sucker grows when he is put in water. This is the best plant you can have it only needs water once. Grow a pecker is very easy to maintain also, you just pull this pecker out whenever you want. Best of all you can not get charged with indecent exposure if you pull this pecker out in public! Everyone will love Grow a Pecker.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Visual watching it grow.
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  • Leaving Love
    Good review!
  • v23
    Nice review! This is hilarious!
  • Kdlips
    Great review
  • sktb0007
    lol too funny
  • Beck
    Thanks all.
  • LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
  • The Curious Couple
    Thanks for sharing!
  • JRabbits
    Great review, I just stumbled onto it so this is the first time I even heard of this product, I want one! I'm going to get one for all of my brothers, buah ha ha.
  • Beck
    LOL Thanks for reading.
  • Nkev
  • samanthalynn
    nice review
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