Clone-a-willy chocolate kit - molding kit by Empire Labs - review by KoiKana

I knew this wouldn't be easy, but I expected it to be at least a bit workable. We are going to attempt this again in the future, but I'm not holding my breath.

Required equipment that is not part of the kit includes duct tape, a very sharp cutting utensil, water, one large bowl and one medium bowl that is microwave safe, if you can get that far. Oh yes, you also need a penis.

First we washed the penis, which was fun, then we went to cut the tube.

To cut the tube to size you have to put the sealed end against the skin, and mark it “at the end of the willy” the instructions say, I gave him about 1/8” more, so he wouldn't be bumping the tip of his penis against the back of the tube. Then he took out a box-cutter and spent a goodly amount of time cutting the thick plastic... this is not easy. I taped it up so the edges wouldn't hurt him.

The kit comes with a thermometer, which you need for the water and the chocolate. We warmed up the water to 98 degrees, and after making sure he was fully erect, as you only have two minutes to mix the gel and get it in the tube and get the penis in the tube.

This is where our problem occurred. The gel smells like plaster and stayed VERY lumpy and looked like congealed oatmeal soup. My man was standing there staring at this as he played with himself and I attempted to mix it as much as possible... a very difficult task indeed, as it was already hardening. Perhaps the kit would benefit from some sort of thick-necked funnel, because I got a goodly amount of gel into the sink while pouring. I tell him it's ready, but we have a problem. After watching all this, he has lost his erection. I would too, thinking about my junk going in that crud. I tried helping him out as quickly as possible, and within about thirty seconds, we were ready. Problem is, we had used up almost all of our two minutes, and by the time he put the tube to his penis, there was no way he could push into the already half-hardened “gel.”

So we did not obtain a chocolate penis. The two minute time limit (and it took me about 1 ½ minutes just to mix'n'pour) and its appearance, which is the most unsexy thing imaginable worked against us. This is a fun, fantastic idea, but in reality the instructions were very hard to accomplish and so I doubt I'll be buying any more Clone-A-Willy's in the future... it's just too difficult for me. And it gives me an excuse to keep the real thing around the house. They provide a website to obtain more gel ($5.95 before shipping) so hopefully we will try again... but I'm not that optimistic.