Clone-a-willy chocolate kit

Edible treats by Empire Labs

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Clone-a-willy kit review

This would have been a great gift or gag, but we could NOT get it to work. Gel hardened almost immediately with added water, but if you are quick and can imagine putting your erect penis in what appears to be congealed oatmeal, I would give it a try.
Published:
Pros:
A fantastic and fun idea.
Cons:
Gel hardens too quickly and is very difficult to mix, and is very anti-erection.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I knew this wouldn't be easy, but I expected it to be at least a bit workable. We are going to attempt this again in the future, but I'm not holding my breath.

Required equipment that is not part of the kit includes duct tape, a very sharp cutting utensil, water, one large bowl and one medium bowl that is microwave safe, if you can get that far. Oh yes, you also need a penis.

First we washed the penis, which was fun, then we went to cut the tube.

To cut the tube to size you have to put the sealed end against the skin, and mark it “at the end of the willy” the instructions say, I gave him about 1/8” more, so he wouldn't be bumping the tip of his penis against the back of the tube. Then he took out a box-cutter and spent a goodly amount of time cutting the thick plastic... this is not easy. I taped it up so the edges wouldn't hurt him.

The kit comes with a thermometer, which you need for the water and the chocolate. We warmed up the water to 98 degrees, and after making sure he was fully erect, as you only have two minutes to mix the gel and get it in the tube and get the penis in the tube.

This is where our problem occurred. The gel smells like plaster and stayed VERY lumpy and looked like congealed oatmeal soup. My man was standing there staring at this as he played with himself and I attempted to mix it as much as possible... a very difficult task indeed, as it was already hardening. Perhaps the kit would benefit from some sort of thick-necked funnel, because I got a goodly amount of gel into the sink while pouring. I tell him it's ready, but we have a problem. After watching all this, he has lost his erection. I would too, thinking about my junk going in that crud. I tried helping him out as quickly as possible, and within about thirty seconds, we were ready. Problem is, we had used up almost all of our two minutes, and by the time he put the tube to his penis, there was no way he could push into the already half-hardened “gel.”

So we did not obtain a chocolate penis. The two minute time limit (and it took me about 1 ½ minutes just to mix'n'pour) and its appearance, which is the most unsexy thing imaginable worked against us. This is a fun, fantastic idea, but in reality the instructions were very hard to accomplish and so I doubt I'll be buying any more Clone-A-Willy's in the future... it's just too difficult for me. And it gives me an excuse to keep the real thing around the house. They provide a website to obtain more gel ($5.95 before shipping) so hopefully we will try again... but I'm not that optimistic.
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  • Badass
    Badass  
    Lovely review, thank you much!
  • Eternity
    Eternity  
    Hmm, definitely not getting this now. It's a shame that it didn't work :c
  • Sam I Am
    Sam I Am  
    Thanks for the review, sorry it didn't work out!
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    thanks for sharing
  • misty82
    misty82  
    thanks for sharing
  • amazon
    amazon  
    Nice review
  • heather-mooney
    heather-mooney  
    thank u!
  • HostileUmbrella
    HostileUmbrella  
    thanks for sharing, sucks about it not working out though :c
  • Geography
    Geography  
    thanks for the review!
  • Loren2012
    Loren2012  
    Interesting
  • Amber Sweet
    Amber Sweet  
    thanks for the review!
  • CountryPrincess
    CountryPrincess  
    Thank you so much for your review!!
  • Bluebelle
    Bluebelle  
    nice review
  • hillys
    hillys  
    Thanks
  • SexyRob
    SexyRob  
    thanks for sharing
  • cocomo
    cocomo  
    thank you
  • sunflower
    sunflower  
    too bad that it didn't work. thanks for sharing!
  • freeport
    freeport  
    Thanks for the review!
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