Elephant squeaker g-string by Male Power - review by sktb0007

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Elephant squeaker g-string

G-string by Male Power

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The Elephant Squeaker G-String by Male Power is not a product I'd recommend. The stock photo makes the ears look as though they lay flat and erect against the wearer's body. This is not the case. The tapered trunk is quite thin near the bottom of it so it tends to droop off of the penis. The price is also too high for the quality of the item. If you're crafty, you could make a bunch of these for half the price of one.
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Pros:
Great gag gift, very stretchy waistband, soft material.
Cons:
ears are floppy (unlike stock photo), tapered trunk too thin at bottom, price is too high.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
The Elephant Squeaker G-String by Male Power is available in the colours red or black and in one-size-fits-most only. I purchased this item in the colour black for my partner because I thought it would be funny. The g-string really is more of a gag gift. I wanted to see the quality of the item because I had considered purchasing a few of these to give out for Christmas as gag gifts.

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The underwear was packaged in a cardboard box. The front of the box states the product name and has a cartoon photo of a man wearing the elephant g-string. The back of the packaging states the company name, website, product size, material composition, care instructions, and has a bunch of photos of other gag products sold by the company. Inside of the cardboard box, the underwear sits inside of a sealed plastic bag. The packaging can be used for storing the g-string or it can be recycled.

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The g-string is 90% polyester and 10% spandex. The material has some stretch to it and is not sheer. The waistband to the g-string is elastic band so it’s very stretchy. I’ve taken a few measurements of the g-string laying flat. If you need additional measurements, send me a message and I will get them for you.

Waistband unstretched: 11 ¾ inches
Waistband stretched as much as I could: 35 inches
Ball area length: 2 ½ inches
Trunk length (penis area): 7 ½ inches
Trunk width: 1-3 inches

The top of the trunk is 3 inches wide and tapers to 1 inch. There is a circular pocket at the very end of the trunk that holds a plastic piece. The piece at the very end of the trunk is just less than 2 inches in length. The plastic piece inside is very light so it does not weigh the material down. The piece inside of this area squeaks every time you squeeze it (similar to a baby toy or a rubber ducky). There is a sticker on the front that says, “Squeeze me and I’ll sing for you”. You can remove this sticker.

The top centre of the waistband to the top of the trunk is approximately 2 ½ inches in length. There are 2 googly eyes on the face of the g-string. The face measures 6 ¼ inches wide. There are 2 large elephant ears, 1 on each side of the face. The ears are approximately 3 ¼ inches wide and 6 inches long.

My partner refused to model with the underwear on so I used the Realistic Cock dildo. The dildo is approximately 6 5/8 inches in length with a 5 ½ inch circumference. I suction cupped the dildo to the wall so you could see the trunk more clearly.

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You can see in the photos above that the underwear look ridiculous. It wasn’t much better on my partner. The ears are droopy in the photo but they also droop when the underwear are worn. The stock photo makes the ears look sturdy, as they lay flat against the model’s body. Unless you sew the top of the ears to the waistband, they aren’t going to look like that on your partner (or your self).

The length of the dildo would have fit nicely into the trunk of the g-string except that the end of the trunk is too tapered. The material can be stretched to snugly fit onto the penis but only so much. If the penis (or dildo) does not have a very slender head, there will be a bit of draping at the end of the trunk- regardless of the penis length.

My partner is a fairly thick person. He wears a size L or XL depending on the make. The waistband is so stretchy and fit my partner comfortably. My partner doesn’t like wearing g-strings because he finds them uncomfortable but he wore them for my review. He said the material is soft and didn’t irritate his penis or balls while wearing it.

The care tag states that the underwear can be machine washed in cold water and tumble dried on cool. The g-string should not be dry cleaned or bleached. It can be ironed on low/cool.

So our experience wasn’t sexy but I never really expected it to be. As I said earlier, it really is an item just for laughs. I’ve given the g-string a 2 out of 5 because of the stock photo deception, the fact that the tapered trunk won’t work for most men, and because the price is just too high for what you are getting. If you are a crafty person, you could easily make this exact same g-string for a fraction of the cost.
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My Elephant squeaker g-string tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Bottom half of body
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Comments
  • Robespierrethecat
    Robespierrethecat  
    Darn!
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Yeah.. Sorry I couldn't report that it was better
  • StayceeO
    StayceeO  
    I think this would make a great stocking stuffer. Thanks for sharing.
  • Badonk
    Badonk  
    Great review
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Thank you
  • CountryPrincess
    CountryPrincess  
    It sings?!?!?!? That would be an awesome gag gift!!! lol
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Well, squeaks. lol
  • tejano 2011
    tejano 2011  
    Thanks. Was thinkin of buying t myself but not now.
  • Alleycat
    Alleycat  
    Zomg lol thanks for this!
  • Cynthia Jordan
    Cynthia Jordan  
    thanks
  • Violet October
    Violet October  
    lol! ty!
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    teehee : ) You're all so welcome!
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