Talking sheep - animal love doll discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Gary

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you one of the greatest and most diverse inventions that mankind has ever known… the Inflatable Talking Sheep! Yes, what birthday party, bar mitzvah, bachelor party, anniversary, graduation party, pool party, get out of jail party, or drunken orgy would be complete without the Inflatable Talking Sheep?

Before we get any further into this review, I think that it is important to give this sheep a name, so for the duration of this review she will be called, Sheeparella! Sheeparella weighs 9.2 ounces, is 18 inches tall, 20 inches long, and 13 inches wide. This lovely young lady is made out of PVC material. Sheeparella can be cleaned with warm water and soap, or if you really feel the need you can use toy cleaner. If you were to actually have penetrative sex with Sheeparella, you could use water or silicone based lube.

The appearance of Sheeparella is that of a cartoon-like sheep. Her body is entirely white aside from a few random gray squiggles that are representative of fur, or I guess more accurately it is called ‘wool’. Her hooves are black, the front side of her ears are mostly gray, and the facial features are all lined in black. She has a very pleasant and happy expression on her face, and her eyes are opened the whole way.

Ok, now down to the questions you are all wondering about. Sheeparella has a permanently closed mouth and anus, but, she does have a ‘lovable’ vaginal opening. While the thought had occurred to me about taking the joke too far, I did not truly ‘test’ out this inflatable sheep. First of all, I have used inflatable dolls (for the purpose of product testing) and the ‘lovable’ opening on the sheep is exactly like the other dolls. If you’ve seen one inflatable PVC vagina, you’ve seen them all. But my second reason for not fully testing out Sheeparella is… I really really didn’t want to! I think that’s a pretty damn good reason to not fuck an inflatable sheep… no matter how cute she may be!

Now, I know what you are all thinking, sheep can’t really talk, can they? No they can’t, and this sheep is no exception. Right below Sheeparella’s vagina is a pocket with a flap, that closes with Velcro. Inside this pocket, there is a little black box that makes sheep sounds, during your sweet love making session with this little Sheeparella. “Baahh, baaaaaah....oh no, baaaaah!!!”

Sheeparella was the guest of honor at our basement show this past weekend. She was passed around, thrown at the bands that were playing, kicked, punched, humped, stepped on, humped some more, double-teamed and then finally impaled on a mic stand, and aside from being a little dirty… she is still in excellent shape. This little sheepy is quite durable.

I would venture to say that after all the abuse that Sheeparella took at the hands of the rowdy drunken metal-heads & power-violence fiends in our basement, there isn’t much that this little wool covered bombshell can’t withstand!

Ok, you've all been asking for them... so here is a link to the pictures that Victoria took of the bands and the Inflatable Talking Sheep in our basement.

It's been 5 days, and the sheep is still hilarious, still cute, and still fully inflated. It will live to see another party I am sure. Since there was absolutely no sex involved with this adult 'novelty' item, I don't really think the standard 2 month follow up is going to be necessary. Enjoy the pictures :)