Playful peni-squirt gun - gags by Cal Exotics - review by Starlight Requiem

The Package
This gag came in a simple plastic bag with cardboard across the top to hold it in, about the same as some of that generic candy that is bagged by the store itself from larger quantities. There really isn't anything to say other than the fact that it tells you the material is made of GPPS and that "adverse use on any function of the body is prohibited." Which I think means "don't try to use this as a dildo," in legal-speak.

The Gun
One thing I noticed immediately was the size. This thing is as big as a PS3 controller, or even a real pistol. I had expected a cheaply designed item, but honestly the plastic is rather thick and durable. The action on the grip is smooth and doesn't seem to stick in any way. You can clearly see how the mechanism works inside. There is a little tube running from the base of the handle up to the "trigger," and from there to the head.

It is a thin tube, so the streams of water that come out are rather small. Given the capacity this thing can hold, I'd say you could fill it up and spend an hour or so squirting your friends with it without needing a refill. (Of course, this depends on how fast, or slow, you go with it.)

Personal Thoughts
I had expected something of a cheap item, but honestly it's not that bad overall. It's listed as a gag gift, and I noticed that right away when I first tried to use it. Mine must have been dropped before shipping as there was a small crack in the handle. I filled it up and pulled the trigger, and soaked my hand. It took a bit for me to discover the problem. By pulling the trigger, the pressure caused water to squirt from the crack. But a little glue solved that problem easily enough.

Uses
You might be thinking this is just a gag gift. But why does it have to be, when it can be something fun and interesting? As a solo toy, I feel that it can be used well enough during masturbation. (Not insertion, of course) But the fact that you can heat up some water to whatever temperature you are comfortable with, and then touch the head to the relevant hole and fire, can almost simulate a lover ejaculating inside you. Of course it isn't the real thing, but if it feels good, that is all that is important, right?

As a couple's toy, this gun can shine even more. Personally I've always liked licking things off my partner. Whether it be melted chocolate, fruit-flavored stuff, or whatever. Naturally melted chocolate is too thick to be used in this application...but why not chocolate milk? Hawaiian Punch makes for a nice fruity flavor too.

Of course you need to clean the gun out thoroughly before (AND AFTER!) doing something like this. Soaking it in soapy water to clean it, and working the trigger action to clean the tube inside, before rinsing it out, is always a good way to start and finish.

If you work it out, you can even make it into an erotic game. One partner can fire at the other's naked body. Score points for where you hit, then get the fun of licking them clean after each shot. (Take off points if you get it in her hair!) After it's all over, you can tally up the score, and the person with the most points can get a special treat from the loser. But honestly, are there any losers in a game like that??