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Suck dick while you suck down your favorite drink!

While this is something silly for parties, do not use as a toy! They are an awesome investment if you have a lot of female friends and/or like to throw parties.
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Pros:
Fun straws, cool colors.
Cons:
They are plastic, so you can crack the plastic.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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No matter your age, these penis straws will give you a giggle. These are perfect for any activity where there is a group of women getting together. Bridal showers, bachelorette parties, 21st birthdays, recently divorced parties, recently single parties, and sex toy parties just to name a few. It comes in packs of ten, five pink and five black. One box is all you will need for an intimate gathering. Boozy drinks taste better through a straw anyways, so why not suck up your drink through a penis? The pink ones are a very bright hot pink, and the black ones are the usual dark black color you see in most black plastic.

The straws themselves are pretty thick. While I am not sure if they are supposed to be one use, I tried and learned they can be washed by hand or in a dishwasher. Seven and one fourth inches tall, they are perfect for virtually any glass. The penis itself is only about an inch and a half upon the top of this fun straw. The penis is pretty anatomically correct. The balls are there, the shaft is there, and the hole you suck your drink through is in the same place a hole on a real penis would be. The only difference is the hole in the straw is much larger. The only thing they lack are wrinkles on the balls and veins on the shaft.

A small negative to them is that, if you are anything like me, you are going to play with the penis and balls. While drunkenly playing around with the straws, I did push one of the balls in. It got stuck that way, so don't push the balls in! It is a very fun novelty, and it makes a good gift or a good purchase for yourself or for that party you have been wanting to throw for ages.
Follow-up commentary
I had one small problem with these, when me and some friends went to a local bar a thought we were cool pulling out these bad boys, we were kicked out!!! So you probably shouldn't take them out to dinner with you.
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My Playful party straws tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere you are drinking
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mouth only
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Comments
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Wow people have no sense of humor. Thanks for the review glad you like them.
  • oopsy
    oopsy  
    That does make for a good story though! Glad you had fun with them!
  • Kayla&JJ ?
    Kayla&JJ ?  
    These sound like they'd be fun. It really sucks that you got kicked out though. Some people are so ridiculous!
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Thank you for reading my review!
  • Highmaintenancegirl916
    Highmaintenancegirl916  
    thanks for the review.
  • Lisa72
    Lisa72  
    great review, thanks.
  • Faust
    Faust  
    nice review
  • maddameheather
    maddameheather  
    ty for the review
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    awesome thanx
  • Anjulie
    Anjulie  
    Great review!
  • Petite Cannibal
    Petite Cannibal  
    Great review! Thanks so much!
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