Perfect head water bottle - gags by Cal Exotics - review by AmberM

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This is worth your money and you'll get a kick out of it, just remember to get a smaller straw, or take it out all together.
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Pros:
Penis-like. Holds beverage.
Cons:
The straw.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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I love how this bottle has a penis head onto it, and it worked great for its intended use---to be a water bottle---though the straw part is kind of stupid. I took it out because after you drink a little bit (if you tip the bottle up to drink) the straw is useless and you can't suck out of the straw because you wouldn't get any liquid, but without the straw it works well. There aren't any other uses for it besides holding liquid. This is great for traveling, but, well, you might get a few odd looks.

The look of this is great, it's a normal water bottle that says "perfect head water bottle" on it, and then it says 17 oz fluid capacity. On the top of the water bottle there is a penis head, it's very well detailed, and looks nice. It's got a nice smooth feeling to it, and it doesn't have a taste. This only has a sound to it if it is full of liquid. I love drinking stuff out of it because it makes me feel naughty. This would be a perfect gag gift for your friends if they love hilarious stuff! It didn't play a part in my sexual experience, though.


The bottle and head are made of plastic, and can be cleaned like any other bottle, with soap and water. This is NOT dishwasher safe. Lube, of course, isn't needed since you won't be sticking this inside of you. The packaging says that this is an easy-fill bottle, and "reusable water bottle. Just unscrew the head and fill with your favorite beverage." I recommend getting this if you love humor, or just have dreamed about getting a penis-like water bottle. The price is pretty good for the quality you get from this product, it would be better if there were better airways, but, it's great as it is and I'm sure you'll love it as much as I do.


:EDIT: I figured this was too self explanatory to put in the review, but you do need to wash this product out before use, because mine had some black gunk in it that I had to scrub out.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this a lot, but I've run into a small problem; you need a very small bottle brush to be able to get into the bottle's top, so I had to go and buy a brush. Besides that, it's a great bottle and still works perfectly. The label and everything has held on tight.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Perfect head water bottle tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Nice review! This is hilarious! Lol. I love it. Yikes about the black gunk though! Thanks for the review hon
  • A Woman And Her Wand
    A Woman And Her Wand  
    I wonder if the straw was there so you could squirt the water into your mouth as if the bottle was cumming? I think it's pretty cool!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    How many people dream about getting a Penis Head Water Bottle? Funny funny
  • AmberM
    AmberM  
    @Kendra30752, Thanks! Yeah, the black gunk was just in the head, but it was easily washed out and I didn't have too big of a problem on my hands luckily.@A Woman And Her Wand, Maybe. That would be pretty cool! @Mpfm, I dunno, Maybe lots of people dream about a Penis head water Bottle..Hehe.
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review!
  • Michele
    Michele  
    Great review! Thank you for sharing.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    thanks for the review!
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