Pecker pop top - sex toy party ware by Pipedream - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Suck that Willy Pecker!

This is a great way to embarrass the VIP at a party or to cause a lot of laughter. Since it fits most beer and pop cans, it is easy and convenient to use. I am not sure what it is made of though, so I also don't know how to clean it.
Published:
Pros:
Funny, fits all standard pop and beer cans, easy to use
Cons:
Not sure what it is made of or how to clean it, wish it was a little tighter
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
USE:

This is a hilarious item to get to embarrass the VIP of a party, specifically for an engagement or bachelorette party, or even a 21st birthday or something like that. It would be really funny for someone to show up at a party with one of these too...you'll never lose sight of which beer is yours! It is made to fit on pretty much any standard pop (soda/soda pop can for you weird folk, my boyfriend included) or beer can. I found that in some instances it is better to add a straw.

MATERIAL:

I am not sure what this is made of. The box (the box I got is different from the one in the picture-the one in the picture does say the material is non-toxic, but why wouldn't they include this on their new box too???) and description don't say anything about it, which is one reason I think it might be better to put this on top of the can and then use a straw. I think this is made of some type of plastic because it isn't stretchy although it flexes and it doesn't smell like rubber or latex. It does have a slight smell though. The outside has a matte feel, while the inside is smooth.

DESIGN/FIT:

If you couldn't tell...this looks like a squashed down penis and balls. It is 2 1/2" tall and 2 1/2" wide (as wide as the top of a pop/beer can). Where the hole in a penis head would be is a whole big enough for a straw. The bottom fits over the top lip of a can by just sliding on.

PERFORMANCE:

It takes a bit of practice to put this onto a pop or beer can that has condensation on it. It will slip and slide if you don't hold both parts firmly. For as hard as it is to get it on, it actually comes off pretty easily. As much as you may want to, you cannot grab the can by the penis topper. It will probably fall off and spill everywhere. It does work well though. You can drink straight out of the hole, by tipping your head back. When you return the can to the upright position most of the excessive liquid finds its way back into the can, but some will stay stuck on top and in the lip. This makes it hard to share because as soon as you take it off, that liquid goes everywhere. It is less messy and probably safer (since we don't know what this is made of for sure), to drink from a straw. I am also not sure how to clean this since I'm not sure if it is water proof. Water and soap is probably best.

P.S. It looks hilarious! I tired to upload a pic but it got deleted. I'll try again later.

PACKAGING:

The packaging I got from Eden is different from the one in the picture. It is shaped the same and probably the same size but mine is red with illustrations of a woman using it and most of the same phrases. It doesn't have the one about the material though, which I found super weird.
Follow-up commentary
The Pecker top was awesome for use at a home bachelorette party, but not so great for going out...since most clubs and bars serve bottles, not cans (there is a bottle topper on eden too btw!). I have used this at parties to be funny and it has become somewhat of an inside joke between my friends. The one who had the worst week...sucks from the pecker. Kind of like...the most pathetic life, gets the last brownie! I have continued to clean this with soap and water and the only problem I have is that I think it isn't as tight as it used to be.
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My Pecker pop top tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    The picture got deleted. I'll see if I can upload it someplace else
  • Misfit Momma
    That is pretty funny. It's a pecker playing turtle!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    lmao that's hilarious! Good review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LOL yea it does kinda look like that!
  • 00
    Hilarious! Just hilarious. I can see a bridal shower with about 10-15 woman all using these at once. Haha. Thanks for the review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Yea...if only they had a multi pack.
  • PassionQT
    You just have to make sure you are hanging out with a very open-minded crowd when you use this!
  • Lady Evyl
    Very funny, I like more making a guy drink from it haha
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LOL Lady-I'd totally do that too. One of the things on the scavenger hunt soulc be that!
  • Kayla
    That is pretty darned awesome.
  • Alan & Michele
    We have SO got to get this for our roommate. He drinks cheap beer once in awhile and I keep joking that it's going to make his pecker shrink. I'd love to slip one of these on his can when he wasn't looking!
  • Airen Wolf
    So it takes practice to get your penis and balls properly positioned if there is some wetness involved? Would you say you've had enough practice? Would this be a good product for a beginner who may not know how to handle their rubber penis and balls?
    OMG the jokes write themselves....you are such a sport to be able to write reviews on even the silliest products!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Wow there is something terribly wrong with the system. I'm getting barely any emails saying I have comments when I have tons. It seems all jammed up.

    Anyways...

    @Alan & michele...that would be perfect because the pecker is so chode looking!

    @Airen-lol thanks. It has been a lot of fun! I just hope the brides to be don't come on here and have the surprises spoiled!
  • Penguin
    idc what u say. I won't be drinkin from that1
  • Hannah Savage
    Hahaha Alan & Michele... How perfect!

    This seems like a really great concept that didn't work out quite as well as was hoped, would you say so?
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Yea i didn't anticipate the problem of liquid not sucked up when tilting it into your mouth. But still...hilarious lol. Works best with a straw though for less mess.
  • Trashley
    Impressive review on a gag product! I might actually buy this just for a laugh.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks!
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