Penis ice cube tray - gags discontinued by Pipedream - review by Kaltir

This tray would be perfect for a bachelorette party, or just a simple gag, and is the perfect size to stow away in the corner of your freezer if you don't want someone noticing it easily. I would suggest ordering more than one, however, since it only makes 5 cubes at a time. The cubes are the perfect size for most any glass as they are fairly narrow and only about 1.5" in length.

I was worried about the tray becoming brittle when freezing, and possibly cracking when I wanted to remove the cubes. I was ecstatic to see that it is sturdier than it appears in a picture, and has held up to numerous uses and accidental droppings.

I was also worried about the ice cubes breaking when breaking them free from the tray, but as long as I was gentle, I didn't have any trouble getting them out intact. When it came time to add them to drinks, I noticed they melt fairly quickly, so I made it a habit to chill the drinks I served a little extra before adding them. This added a little lifetime to them. Enough for my guests to enjoy playing with them and cracking more than a few dirty jokes.

It rinses clean very easily, and doesn't require almost any effort to clean at all, and doesn't seem to stain. Even when I used it with Jello, it didn't pick up any of the color. I can't say it would never pick it up though, as the Jello I used is a fairly light red color. A dark blue or purple may leave a trace. I will be sure to comment on that after I have the opportunity to try them. I have no doubts that this tray will last for years to come.

For only $5.99, this is certain to be one of the best buys you can find for your get together. It has yet to fail to make my girlfriends laugh, and even a few of the guys found the humor in it.

While it made the adorable little ice cubes it promises, I had to see if it could do more. What goes better with a bunch of tipsy, giggling women, than a bunch of mini penises to suck on? Ones you can swallow! Being a huge fan of Jello shots, I had to give them a try with this tray. The tray sat a little uneven in our fridge, so I set it on a serving tray that held it evenly, and let the jello sit like normal. Much like any other mold, when I wanted to take them out I had to set the tray in warm water for a minute to get them to loosen, and when I flipped the tray they fell onto the plate perfectly. I was a little worried that the Jello testicles would pose a problem to the girls, but they went down with ease. (I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing!) If you try this, I recommend setting the little Jello guys in the fridge once they are on the plate. They will hold their shape and be easier for your guests to pick up to swallow. For anyone interested, the Jello recipe I used was:
1 cup boiling alcohol of your choice (I used Cake flavored UV).
Once boiling, stir in one packet of Jello (I used strawberry banana as it goes great with Cake UV).
Add 1/2 cup cold alcohol and 1/2 cup cold water.
Mix thoroughly and pour into mold.
This set at a perfect consistency to use with this mold.

As an added bonus, my husband and I got to try something new to us. We have talked about temperature play, but have never tried it. We never use ice, so we didn't have any ice cube trays around to try anything involving ice. Once the night had ended I still had a bowl of these ice cubes in the freezer, and he thought it would be funny to sneak up on me with one. Little did he know I loved it! It was a great feeling, so he decided to keep playing around with me. The shape held well in his hand, despite the slick trail it was leaving on me, and it slid around very well in all of the right places. If you enjoy ice and happen to have one of these, I would suggest giving it a try. I would think holding a regular ice cube, while it's melting, would make it slippery and more difficult to guide around so freely. This is something I will never forget.

I highly recommend this mold to anyone looking for a good laugh with their girlfriends!