The best damn stress ball period!
Tension Titties are all the rage right now among my husband's friends. They are a great deal for the price, and are very well made. Realistic, firm, and sexy fun... these stress balls have it all in one squeezable package.Published: April 24, 2009
Pros:
Fun, inexpensive, stress relief, realistic.
Cons:
Don't come in a set.
We bought a few of these stress balls to give as gifts for soldiers at our deployment party. These were a hit then, and have been at work all week long. Best of all, they are functional, and I am confident that they will be well used for the next year.
The tension titty comes in a stiff plastic package to protect it, with a sample of the cyberskin material on the outside. There are humorous hints and tips on the back of the packaging like "Nothing beats stress like a handful of breasts" and "Bear down on this bosom when your day gets rough". This titty is phthalates, PVC, and latex free. Another plus is that this stress ball is made in the USA. It is made of 100% cyber skin. Since is it is one solid material, and not a cyberskin coating on a fluid or gel filled sac it will last much longer, and will not bust.
Feeling the nipple and the skin of the titty reminds me of the real thing. The nipple is perfectly sized and shaped to not seem fake. It is firm, and solid, but gives perfectly when it is squeezed. Compared to the stress balls that they guys were given at work, this one is much higher quality, feels like it will last longer, and is a ton more fun to play with. During the next year, Tension Titties will be the only boobs these guys get to play with. Of course they need all the fun and laughs they can handle when they are away from home and in stressful situations.
We have seen the Tension Titties squeezed, thrown as a projectile, used to play catch with, had their nipples tweaked, and even worn in a pair under a shirt. With guys in their twenties that like to act like they are still twelve, there is literally endless fun with a set of fake breasts. I have had many other people ask me or my husband where we got these and how to get them. I know I will be shipping more to them on a regular basis.
The tension titty comes in a stiff plastic package to protect it, with a sample of the cyberskin material on the outside. There are humorous hints and tips on the back of the packaging like "Nothing beats stress like a handful of breasts" and "Bear down on this bosom when your day gets rough". This titty is phthalates, PVC, and latex free. Another plus is that this stress ball is made in the USA. It is made of 100% cyber skin. Since is it is one solid material, and not a cyberskin coating on a fluid or gel filled sac it will last much longer, and will not bust.
Feeling the nipple and the skin of the titty reminds me of the real thing. The nipple is perfectly sized and shaped to not seem fake. It is firm, and solid, but gives perfectly when it is squeezed. Compared to the stress balls that they guys were given at work, this one is much higher quality, feels like it will last longer, and is a ton more fun to play with. During the next year, Tension Titties will be the only boobs these guys get to play with. Of course they need all the fun and laughs they can handle when they are away from home and in stressful situations.
We have seen the Tension Titties squeezed, thrown as a projectile, used to play catch with, had their nipples tweaked, and even worn in a pair under a shirt. With guys in their twenties that like to act like they are still twelve, there is literally endless fun with a set of fake breasts. I have had many other people ask me or my husband where we got these and how to get them. I know I will be shipping more to them on a regular basis.
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Cinnamon Chambers
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Would you use this?
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It's a boob stress ball! Would you use it for stress?
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Hm, prolly not. I get more of a kick out of a brain stress ball, not a boob though. I can have better jokes with a brain one, like holding it up to my bf's head and joking with him that it's actual size and such. :P
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ZeracanWell, it'd be useful if you were really stressed out and angry at your girlfriend, other than that its just funny.
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You've definitely been reviewing some entertaining items!
When I was in Japan, I bought something very similar just for novelty. It's probably a similar cyberskin because it had started to dry out and break down but I never knew what it was made of as it only came packaged in a plastic bag. Now our kitties just chase it around the house. LOL
Ah, I can see it now...kids in the midwest all sending cornstarch boxes in holiday kits to overseas troops, along with beef jerky and other welcome treats!
The first time I see this on CNN or a documentary, I am going to laugh and think of you and your party CC!
These sound hilarious! I cracked up at the image of these being thrown around a room.
Great Review! I can't wait to send some of these to my friend in the army who's overseas right now! he's gonna love it!
As amusing as the tension titty looks, I can't help but wonder if it's a huge dirt magnet. Is it? And if it gets dirty, is there a way to clean it? Good review.
I use it more than she does. It is carried in my pocket most days to work. It does not get really dirty, but I have washed it with soap and water. It is holding up just fine and was cheaper than implants.
I want one!!!! I need to buy one for all my close friends too! So funny
may have to get it for my husband to stash at work.
You are right this is a fantastic gift idea!