Pecker party lights - gags by Pipedream - review by Jul!a

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The Only Place You'll Wanna Be Is Underneath My Penis Tree

Planning a Christmas-time bachelorette party? Then put all the bride-to-be's presents underneath a little Christmas tree decorated with light up penises! They won't last you forever and ever, but if you're not rough, they should last a while.
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Pros:
Amusing, Long enough strand to decorate a mini-tree, Light up nicely
Cons:
Cheap plastic cracks when inserting bulbs
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Ok, I know these are party lights, but from the first moment I saw them, I pictured them on a little Christmas tree. That's not to say that you couldn't get a few strands of them to hang up and decorate with, that's just how I planned to use them.

They come in a decently sized box, not discreet in the least bit, but again, novelty items aren't generally meant to be discreet. When you open it up, you'll see the 10 little penis shaped covers sitting in a tray, and a string of 10 lights sitting in a small section on the side of the tray. There's a little paper on safety and use for the strand of lights, but nothing about the covers.

The strand of lights is exactly like most strands of Christmas lights, only shorter, coming in at only 69" from end to end. Same bulbs, same twisted cord, and same plug with an extra plug so you can keep the strand going.

The penises are pretty much your generic penis head shape. They're made of a fairly cheap plastic and have a little hole at the bottom that you have to manually shove the light bulb through. The reason I mentioned "cheap plastic" is because out of the 10 penis covers I had to go over 10 bulbs, only 1 didn't crack along its seam. They're still together and not in any danger of falling apart, but they did crack. Each penis is about 2 1/2" tall and about 5 1/2" around, meaning that they will each stick out quite a bit if used on a little tree.

They do light up nicely. They won't light up a whole room, but they're easy to see with the lights on and still pretty obvious, which provides a nice little chuckle.

Here's a few pictures for you of them both lit and unlit on my little penis tree.

unlit lit
Experience
I know Eden doesn't carry these anymore, but they're still easily found on a google search for about the same price. I don't regret buying them, but I don't think I would invest in strands and strands of them. They're cute for a gag tree (doing a bachelorette party near Christmas-time?) or a bachelorette party in general.
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My Pecker party lights tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
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Comments
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    HA! I love that it is 69 inches. *snickers*
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Omg, I got such a huge laugh out of that too, I'm so happy you caught itt! lol
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    I laughed about the 69" too, lol. Love the title and that tree is too cute!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Thanks so much bzzingbee
  • KnK
    KnK  
    LOL. These are hilariously horrible. Lovely gag gift. My roommate would enjoy it, but I'd be embarrassed to have this in the house. Great review too!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    On the tenth day of Christmas Jul!a, gave to me, 10 penis lights....Three dicks a hanging...
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Thanks twistedfinger!

    Dwtim, just wait til you see what I've got hidden in the pear tree
  • Porfiriato
    Porfiriato  
    Hilarious
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    Oh my gosh, this is too funny.

    Six cocks a'glowing...
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Now that tree needs some kind of a topper
  • Kindred
    Kindred  
    Those are some big peckers on that tree. Thanks for the funny review.
  • darthkitt3n
    darthkitt3n  
    lol, that is awesome.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I'm glad I could amuse you all. I left the tree on my mom's laptop for when she got home from work, and she thought it was hilarious, lol.

    Any suggestions for toppers?
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    How about one of your Universal sleeves, or maybe just a blown up condom? hehe
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Lmao, I might have to. Maybe our Tenga egg once he finally blows a hole in it!
  • Crystal1
    Crystal1  
    This is so full of win. Now I am pondering other things that could go on the tree...
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Lol, I've been looking for other inappropriate ornaments too
  • Eden C.
    Eden C.  
    Glorious review, especially the title!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Thanks
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