Intro to cunnilingus kit - vibrator kit by Evolved Novelties - review by Badass

This kit is geared towards couples interested in dabbling in or exploring deeper into the art of cunnilingus. It is a well rounded kit of tools to help you start, as well as to help you keep up your stamina when going down on a woman. This kit is composed of an instructional DVD, 2 vibrating tools every man should try out on his woman, 2 ounces of Oral Sex Candy spray, and a deck of 52 cards, each with tips to try out on your lover. The DVD that comes with this set provides its viewer with a chance to visually see some of the things listed on the cards. While the toys that come with this kit are geared for couples, they can be equally as enjoyable for solo play. The Oral Sex Candy spray that comes with this set is labeled as being safe for use on the vagina, as well as the penis and anus. The included spray is strawberry flavored and actually does taste like strawberries to me.

Tongue Teaser
The Tongue Teaser included in this kit looks remarkably similar to the vibrating tongue ring Eden carries. It is structurally the same, composed of TPR Silicone and having the same band that wraps around your tongue and an on/off switch. This vibrating extension of your tongue is extremely flexible, and it bends and wiggles with ease. The band that wraps around your tongue is very stretchy and will fit snugly around any tongue. When wearing it, you will want to be careful not to be too rough and tear the thin band.

The TPR Silicone this toy is made of has a lot of drag. A little spit and a lot of vaginal fluid make this toy extremely slick and slippery. As the toy becomes more wet, it will become slightly harder to keep the band around your tongue. The tongue is smooth and has no nubs, bumps, or grooves to enhance her pleasure.

Cross Bones Oral Sex Buddy
The toy that comes in this kit is sold on Eden by itself. This toy is made of TPR and plastic. The bullet itself is plastic, and it slides inside the TPR sheath. The plastic bullet is completely smooth and has no bumps or grooves to speak of. The TPR sheath, however, has flexible wings on each side, and it has 5 rows of five little nubs on each side. This toy does not attach to the tongue at all.

Both of the toy components of the kit are latex free, phthalate free, and considered hypoallergenic. Sadly, both of them are somewhat porous and should not be shared, or they should be covered with a condom if you choose to share. Both are safe for use with water based lubricants, and neither of the two toys have a smell.

Tongue Teaser
This Teaser's shape resembles a tongue. On one side of the tongue, on the wider end, there is a little strap that is also made of TPR. This strap stretches easily and is intended to keep the fake tongue over your tongue. At the very base of the wider end, there is a solitary button which turns the toy on and off. The entire toy is 1 3/4" long and, at its widest, is about 1".


The Oral Sex Buddy
This toy is very awkward looking. The plastic bullet and TPR sheath are a matching blue. The plastic bullet has a diameter of 1/2" and is 2 1/2" long. The TPR sheath is 1 3/4" long and nearly 1 1/2" wide. The TPR sheath is extremely flexible and easily stretches over the plastic bullet.



Deck of 52 Cards
The cards in this deck look very similar to your typical card deck...except for the the words detailing how to eat vagina, and how the back side says the deck is for amazing cunnilingus.



Oral Sex Candy Spray
I liked that it was extremely thin; it has a very mild taste, but it does taste like strawberries. It also has the light aroma of strawberries. This spray could be used as a lubricant, but it absorbs into skin somewhat quickly. It doesn't leave anything behind: no sticky or oily feeling. This spray is made in the USA.

Tongue Teaser
The tongue Teaser is as straightforward as a toy can get. On the widest end of the makeshift tongue, there is a little plastic switch. Flipping this switch turns the vibrations on, and flipping it back the opposing way turns it off. This toy is fairly quiet, but it doesn't pack much of a punch, either. I would give this toy 2 vrooms and 2 bees. This toy is intended to be a one time use toy.

The Oral Sex Buddy
This toy has a bit more function to it and packs a stronger punch. When you first open this toy, you will need to unscrew the battery lodge and remove a little piece of paper that blocks the electrical current while the toy is waiting to be bought, or is on its way to you. The same piece that unscrewed to reveal the battery lodge is the same piece that has the controlling button. This one button controls all seven of this toy's functions. This toy has no memory, and each time you turn it off it will start back at the beginning. You can cycle through to turn this toy off, or you can push and hold the button down. This toy takes 3 LR44 batteries, which can be replaced.
The first three settings for this toy are steady vibrations, growing incrementally stronger. The fourth setting is a fairly fast paced pulse. The fifth setting is a steady repeat of the vibrations getting stronger and dying back down. The sixth setting is another pulse, but this time it bounces back and forth from high to low vibes. The final setting is a another pulse that starts out low and grows stronger, and then repeats. I rate this toy at being 4 vrooms and 3 bees.

The Oral Sex Buddy should be fairly easy to clean. Warm water and soap is all you need, but you can also use toy wipes or a toy cleaning spray. The TPR sheath can collect hair and dust, so it is strongly recommended that you clean before and after each use. This toy should either be stored in its original packaging or in a plastic bag to keep it as free of debris as possible.

The Tongue Teaser died within the first 45 minutes of use, and I believe it is intended to be a one time use toy. The Oral Sex Candy spray, on the other hand, will last you months. It is very easy to clean up. It actually absorbs into your skin, leaving behind only the light scent of strawberries. I noticed that when it gets on sheets, it drys clear and doesn't leave anything behind!

The box that all of the products in the kit come in is the ideal storage place for all the components for the kit. It keeps everything together, and you won't have to worry about searching for any of them. Since the box is not nearly discreet, you do have the option of getting another box.

All of the components come in one box. This box is white with black and pink print, and it is not in the least discreet. Every panel of this box either mentions oral or cunnilingus. Anyone who can read would know that whatever comes in this box is supposed to help with oral sex. The rear panel of the box talks in detail about each of the components in this kit. This indiscreet box does come in handy for storage, if you want to keep all the pieces together. Should you choose to get rid of this box, it is just thick paper and should be set out with your recycling.

Dr. Ava's guide to Oral Sex

This DVD comes to you in the simplest of packaging. It comes to you in a white, square envelope with a clear cellophane panel on the front so you can see the DVD inside. Through this panel you can see that the DVD is "Dr. Ava's guide to Oral Sex for couples, Disc 2: Techniques for Her", and it comes to you from Zero Tolerance.

Tongue Teaser

This Teaser comes to you in an air tight foil and plastic bag. The front panel is clear, and you can see the toy inside. The rear is silver, and it has a warning in red writing. It warns you against using this toy on inflamed or already irritated skin. This panel also tells you that the toy is called the Tongue Teaser and that it is supposed to be pink.

Oral Sex Candy

This spray bottle is one and the same with the one sold separately on Eden. It comes to you wrapped in an air tight, clear plastic cellophane. This would prevent any spills or leaks from occurring while on its way to you. After this has been removed, you can clearly see that this is a spray bottle. The bottle and lid are clear, but the label sticker and the plastic spray pump are black. The bottle boasts that it is "great for blow jobs, analingus, and cunnilingus". This bottle has a whole panel of its perks, including that it tastes great but has no artificial sweeteners. This bottle can be set out as recycling when you have emptied it.


The Oral Sex Buddy

This toy comes in the exact same packaging as it does when bought separately. It comes in plastic molding between two pieces of thin cardboard. It is clearly labeled as being from Zero Tolerance Cross Bones, and as being The Ultimate Oral Sex Tool. The front and back of this packaging tell you that the toy has 7 functions. The packaging for this portion can also be set out as recycling, should you choose to rid yourself of the packaging.

Ultimate Cunnilingus Instructional Deck
This deck of cards comes to you wrapped in clear cellophane. It is clearly labeled as being a deck of cards dedicated to tips for giving amazing cunnilingus. The front and side panels are exactly the same as the box this whole set comes in. The only varying panel is the rear, which is a photo of Dr. Ava and some raving about how awesome of a sex expert she is.

About the DVD
The DVD is actually disc 2 of Dr. Ava's guide to Oral Sex. It comes to you from Zero Tolerance and is solely about oral sex on a female. It is intended to be instructional, and Dr. Ava talks in detail throughout the film about what the man is doing to the female. The couple in this film appear genuine and seem to be in love for real.

The DVD menu has only 4 options. The first is "Play All", and that plays the tips and techniques as a video, starting with foreplay for the couple. The second is "Interview", which is the couple discussing oral sex and what helps them make it great. The third option is entitled "Techniques", which is the couple acting out different techniques. The fourth option is "Audio Instructions". Next to this option, you can click either on or off. Without clicking anything, the instructions will be on and Dr. Ava will talk while the man gives the woman oral sex, talking about the how tos of what he is doing. You can choose to turn this off and simply watch the man going down on her.