Xxx rated playing cards - adult game discontinued by Pipedream - review by ~LaUr3n~

A perfect gift for any Marine, Leatherneck, or Jar Head...a functional card deck and porn content for time away from home!

This deck of cards is different from the other deck of cards I reviewed. This deck could probably produce orgasms. They can be used as a good-quality functional standard deck of cards or as pornographic material. For my partner and I they were a hell of a lot of fun to play with even though they didn't sexual excite us most of the time. They were mostly geared towards a male audience but there were a few cards that surprised me and got my juices flowing a time or two.

This deck is standard, meaning it has 52 cards plus the additional 2 jokers and can be used for any game you would normally use a regular deck for. I found a creative way to use this though. There are a lot of pictures of oral sex so my partner and I used these as oral "tokens". While playing Texas Hold-em poker, if we won with a card that had a picture of oral sex we got a few licks between hands. It kept us aroused for the whole game.

These cards are of great quality. They feel like any good Bicycle brand deck would, just without the textured surface. The backs of the cards are blue and say "XXX playing cards"-nothing special. The two jokers were the first cards my boyfriend pulled from the deck and his response was priceless "Uh wtf, Lauren? Did you get us the Chubby Chaser deck?". The two jokers are thee most unattractive unsightly obese females that look like transvestite men. I thought this was a hilarious touch.

As for the other 52 regular cards-they depict graphic porn pictures. The deck doesn't say that there are 54 different pictures, but it does say "54 hardcore shots". I expected them all to be different. They were with one exception. There was one card that was repeated 3 times. The deck is really heavy on the oral shots. The majority was oral and male on female vaginal sex, but there were a few unique cards. For those who would be using these for pleasure as well, this is how it broke down for the 52 cards:

24 oral shots: 19 female on male oral, 3 male on female, 2 female on female
19 vaginal sex shots-hetero couples
2 anal sex shots also hetero couples
2 female strap on shots which surprised my partner and I-we almost exclusively masturbate to this type of porn
3 fingering shots-2 male on female, 1 female on female
2 toys shot- 1 female solo, 1 female on female

PACKAGING:

The deck comes in an equally sturdy standard sized card box. It even has the bent edge so that the cards can be easily slid out. It isn't discreet since the box has pictures of the same cards that are inside and says XXX Rated in big letters on all sides.

I am giving this deck of cards 5 stars. I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and the images. They were only slightly dated (probably from the late 90's) and they could totally function as cards or pornographic material. They were a bit heavy on the oral, but other than that, we had no complaints!