Water missile probe - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by skeeterlynn

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If you are looking for a small, discreet, strong fun toy, this may be good for you. If you want something quiet, keep looking! I love the intensity of this toy, but it is quite noisy. It's still a great addition to anyone's collection, especially if you live alone.
Very powerful, waterproof.
May be too strong for some, very loud.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The California Exotic Water Missile Probe is a nicely sized multi-speed waterproof vibrator that can be used vaginally or anally, as well as externally on the clitoris and nipples. Its smooth material makes penetration easy for any play with both genders, especially if you add some lube, which I do suggest for anal play.

Personally, I do not care for this item for anal play. It's too large for my liking, mainly because I like anal stimulation as an extra with vaginal play. It's just not comfortable having something in both when using this item. I prefer this item mostly for vaginal play and clitoral stimulation.

It is a nice addition to your toy collection for both solo and couples play. Its waterproof feature makes it nice for the shower, or even the pool. It's not large and clunky, so it will easily slide into your purse or carry-on.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Waterproof
    • Multi-speed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This little addition is made out of plastic (a synthetic or semi-synthetic polymerization product made of non-porous and phthalate-free material, with a firm, smooth texture, and a rating of 8 on the safety scale). Plastic is nice since it's easy to clean, easy to insert, and does not leave the item having a foul odor or taste.

The shiny color actually makes it look kind of metallic, but it is indeed plastic. The item is smooth looking and feeling, making it easier for insertion.

Other than the teardrop shape itself, this item does not have any extra textures, so it does not add any extra stimulation in that way.

I would suggest this for beginners for vaginal play, but not so much for anal play as it could easily cause discomfort.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I absolutely love the look and design of this vibrator. The nice tear drop shape makes anal play nice when it's only anal and nothing else, as well as good for getting that G-spot going. And you cannot beat the color. Not only is the color itself nice to look at, but it gives off a nice metallic effect.

Since this item is also meant for anal play, I do think this size is good length-wise. However, I do not like the thickness when it comes to adding double penetration. It just makes it very uncomfortable for me. The size itself, though, does make the item easy to hide, store, and transport. It's small, slick shape makes it easy to slide in to any purse or bag.

It's not as discreet as it is travel friendly, but it doesn't scream "Hey, I'm a sex toy!" as much as a rabbit would. You could probably pass it off as a massager.

    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The probe does not have a whole lot of different functions and patterns to offer. However, it does offer some different strengths (low, medium, and high) which change gradually with the turn of the dial. To me they seem more like medium, high, and extra high! They are easily controlled by the waterproof dial at the bottom of the toy. The very bottom even has indications for which direction to turn it in order to start it and raise the intensity.

I decided to test out the waterproof feature, and it still works just as well. So, it is indeed waterproof. However, it is kind of loud. And when you hold it near the dial, it's extra loud. I can hear it over my TV! So, that I do not like so much since I live at home. I highly doubt my parents want to hear when I want to play. But with its power, I would be surprised if it was quiet.
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful
    • Waterproof

Care and Maintenance

Being plastic, this item is very easy to care for. You can wash it with soap and water, as well as using toy cleaner and wipes just as you would almost any other toy. Being small and nicely shaped, you can store it pretty much anywhere. I just keep it with the rest of my waterproof toys. I suggest keeping them separate in case you forget to dry off your toy and it drips everywhere. You don't want to accidentally damage your other toys! If not, just make sure it is dry.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
It just doesn't interest me anymore. It's now one of those toys that just sit there feeling left out in the bottom of the box. I just simply have no desire for it.
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    thanks for the picture. so helpful.
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