Key to your butt - anal probe by Orion - review by Gabe

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Key to your butt - anal probe Anal probe by Orion
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Key to your butt

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A low key pokey for your bum

As a narrow but medium length anal probe, the Key to your Butt will provide exciting new stimulation for the anal novice. With its rigid pull ring, the Key can be pushed, pulled, twisted and turned around in the squealing beginner's bum.
Published: January 20, 2010
Pros:
Pull ring, good size for beginners.
Cons:
Can't be sterilized, pull ring might eventually fall off.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Key to your Butt by Orion is a anal probe about the length and width of a single finger. As such, it can be used for all the same things that you might use a finger for: teasing the taint, circling the anus and, obviously, for anal penetration. It also would make a great Christmas ornament. That's because it comes with a pull ring on the end which, in addition to providing a great hook for the Christmas tree, allows you to push and pull it in and out of your ass without worrying that you're about to lose your butt key to your dark cavernous suction tunnel of pleasure.

This key will best open the anal locks of beginners, as it's not very wide. With that said, it does present a fair amount of length, which allows it to reach lovely pleasurable places without placing the strain on the sphincter that long, wide plugs might. Even where this toy bulges, it doesn't do so significantly; I couldn't feel the change when I slid it over that bulge.
    • Relaxation/alone time

Material / Texture

The Key to your butt isn't, as one might expect in a real key, made of metal. Instead, it's made of PVC, a smooth, phthalate free variety of plastic. This particular toy is somewhat squishy, falling between jelly and silicone in terms of firmness. When I breathe in deeply, the plastic has a bit of a plastic-y smell, though it wasn't anything I noticed without deliberately searching for it. There are no patterns or textures on this toy though it does bulge somewhat about halfway down the shaft.

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is definitely designed for a beginning anal explorer. The cub scout of explorers will welcome its long and narrow design, a design which allows for gentle probing. The shiny plastic pull ring allows it to be removed or inserted easily, and means that the entire toy can be used to penetrate rather than sacrificing inches to a flared base. I was a little worried by the fact that the pull ring was made of hard plastic, attached to the shaft, as opposed to being fashioned from PVC. It seems to be securely fastened but I'll be on the look out for decay over time.

Performance

This toy is a great example of a simple design, done right. It wasn't designed for fancy or complicated use; it was designed to provide beginner's anal stimulation by a solidly built toy. In those simple goals, it succeeded.

Care and Maintenance

Because the Key to your Butt is somewhat porous, it can't be fully sterilized. That means that you should either use it with only one orifice or, if you're sharing it, should always use it with a condom. To wash it, you can use warm water and soap, or a toy cleaner.

Packaging

Orion seems to have auditioned girls and packaged this toy with a picture of the one with the roundest ass ever known to humanity. The picture alone is almost worth the price of the toy, but for what it's worth, the toy sits inside the simple box, padded by plastic packaging.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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~LaUr3n~ (verified)

LOL That is the stupidest product name ever...its like they couldn't think of anything.

01/20/2010
Carrie Ann (verified)

"squealing beginners bum"

Love. I need to find a place to quote that. Totally.

01/20/2010
Liz NuMe (verified)

Very nice review, thanks!

01/20/2010
Kayla (verified)

That's a horrible toy name. Really. x.x Great review, though.

01/20/2010
Gabe (verified)

Haha, re. the name--It would have been okay if they'd followed through with the analogy to "key to your heart." Say it had been heart shaped, or something. But agreed, as it stands, not so good.

Heh, thanks, Carrie Ann. With a lot of toys that are sorta made for beginners, I get really excited over the prospect of someone discovering that they love anal penetration through this one experience. Changing lives, one toy at a time.

Thanks, Newme and Mistress Kay!

01/20/2010
Sammi (verified)

Looks interesting Smile.
Great review!

01/20/2010
Alan & Michele (verified)

Still trying to get past the name here (lol). Nice review Smile

01/21/2010

Very nice review! Big smile

02/16/2010
Tart (verified)

It's so adorable! Great review.

10/31/2010
Eucaly (verified)

Really well-written review. The base looks so much like metal but I guess it's plastic, huh.

06/29/2011
Gabe (verified)

yep, just shiny plastic. thanks for reading!

06/29/2011
Britt&Daniel (verified)

thanks for the review!

10/03/2011
Bignuf (verified)

Thanks for that GREAT review. When I gave this to my wife (it is now one of our favorite toys and we even bought a back up..no failure yet), I gave it with a DIAMOND and GOLD key shaped neckless called "key to your heart", so it went PERFECT her little "naughty and nice" anniversary gift "keys".

10/27/2011
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11/10/2011
Darklyvan (verified)

Thanks for the review

12/05/2011
FleurDevereux (verified)

thank you

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