Witty worm - anal probe by Fun Factory - review by The College Kitten

When Fun Factory’s Witty Worm appeared waiting for me in my apartment, I was simply elated. I whisked the box up to my room, and soon my witty little worm friend was looking happily up at me with a cute smile.

Upon our introductions, however, I realized this toy might be a bit big for anal beginners. With an insertable length of five inches and a circumference of four inches, a true newbie should take it slow, but one with a little more experience might not see this as any real challenge and quite easy to accommodate.

First off, I tried it vaginally. I just had to; the bumps and the softness of the silicone were tempting me into the shower, and I submitted. It was a pretty fun time, but with his shape and size, I knew that he was going to truly shine as a backdoor friend; I committed him forever to my array of anal toys.

With my new friend sterilized, lubed up (don’t forget the lube – ever), and condom clad, I turned a mischievous eye toward my partner. The Witty Worm is soft yet firm enough to handle being pushed in and manipulated, and each bump literally left my partner gasping with delight. Its wide base made it easy to firmly control and hold on to, and I simply cannot wait to get a harness to try it with.

Surprisingly, even though it was our first time with a toy of this size, my partner was left wishing it were longer. It is definitely a fun toy that will be a part of our repertoire, but in the end, we decided that there was just something more that it needed; we’re not quite sure what that more is.

I highly recommend this Witty Worm to anyone who wants to add a luxurious, premium made anal toy to their collection. It’s a pretty low key, simple toy without any bells and whistles, but it is a solid performer and great when you want pleasure without getting too complicated. Smiles are contagious, and this little friend will make sure you always have a smile on your face.

I give it four out of five stars for great material, premium construction, great shape, and the cute little smile.