Vibrating anal twister by Nasstoys

I was excited for the Vibrating anal twister to since my other anal plug was in dire need of replacement.

I opened the box to get a huge whiff of ugh… foul smelling rubber. I had expected this because it is made of jelly. I promptly washed it with mild soap and water. I had to be careful since it is not waterproof. It still smells, but you at least have to be really close to it to smell it.

I actually didn't this toy had a strap-on conversion kit. That was also exciting, since I had never experimented with one of those before. Well, big FAIL. This took forever to put together since the instructions are only pictures with no words. Also, you must have to be about 120 pounds to make this thing work. It did not fit around my hips, and was uncomfortably tight on my thighs. I will admit that even though I am average size (8), I do have wide hips and not so stick-figure thighs. BUT, the straps did not even come close to fitting where they would work comfortably.

The illustrations in the instructions showed the strap-on being used either on your self to keep the toy in place or to penetrate someone else. Neither of these was going to work. The strap-on conversion was useless. Since I did not even know it had that feature, I was not terribly sad that it would not work for me. All I really cared about is how it felt in me.

So I decided to lube it up for a bit of back door penetration. Since it is made of jelly, water or silicone lube can be used. While lubing and feeling the plug, I started to get concerned as to how stiff the top half of the plug felt. The tip is pretty hard and the area where the bullet is placed is even harder. The teasing ridges that lined the bottom � of the toy made me curious as to how lovely they would feel sliding into me. So I hunted for 2 AA batteries to put into the battery pack that is attached to the toy.

After sliding it in I realized that the shape and size itself were pretty perfect, along with the stiffness. The stiffness made it easy to insert instead of bending and flopping like a fish, like some toys do. I could feel the ribs popping in one by one, which was a wonderful sensation. The plug was a great length of 4 insertable inches, but the thickness could have used a bit more girth. The diameter is only an inch. The reason for this is that even though there is a tapered base that works just fine while laying down, the toy can slide out if you are on all fours with you butt in the air. Any position in which your cheeks would be more spread might prove difficult to keeping the toy from sliding out. Unless I suppose you are the 120 pound person I was talking about before ha.

Now came the time to turn on the vibe pack. UH OH! The cord is seriously way to short to use comfortably! What the heck? Did they not measure or something? The cord must have only been about two feet. While lying down, the battery pack reached my boobs and so it was awkward to have to reach sideways and cock my wrist to change speeds. But OMG was the top speed amazing. There are two speeds. Both are great anally. I came very intensely.

If you are sharing this toy or intend to use it both vaginally and anally in the same session, it is a good idea to use a condom since jelly cannot be sterilized. This kind of stinks though because the ribs can not be felt very well with a condom on. The speed was strange when used on my clit. I found that the lower setting was not enough, and the higher was too intense.

If this were just a vibrating plug I'd give it 4 stars especially for the price. But since its supposed to also be a strap on and that failed miserably, I'm giving it 3 stars. It was very loud so I give it 5 bees and the vibrations deserve a 4. Overall this toy is not a waste of money and is worth buying for a short term toy since the material is not the safest. If you were looking for a strap on, do not buy this. Even if it were to fit you, the straps feel cheap and not very strong. The snaps would likely come undone. I will probably use this toy for a while and then search for a better one.

I should also note that the main reason I needed to replace my other anal plug is because the jelly was starting to cause an unpleasant burning sensation. It did not have this for the first 6 months. With this new toy though, I could feel a bit of burn when used anally. The burn is caused from a break down and deterioration of the jelly over time, so I don’t understand why this would burn even at all when new. Jelly toys need to be kept in dry and cool places away from other toys. They can melt otherwise.

I was able to use this toy on a male counter part and he was able to give me a new spin on this toy. He felt that it was uncomfortable since the bullet placement made the toy hard and non-flexible. It felt great being grazed around the anus for a teaser but was uncomfortable going in since it is pointy. He felt that the vibration was good but that the toy was too loud. He also felt that the toy wasn't tapered enough and when we started to play more he found it distracting that is slid out too easily. This did not discourage him from wanting to try again but with a better toy...so for now, I search!