Ass-Berries Blackberry - butt plug by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

Ass Berries #2 is actually just one - berry, that is.

An attractive, round silicone buttplug, it's shaped like an over-sized blackberry, complete with deliciously knobs all over the 'berry-bit.'

Molded into the silicone is a small, powerful vibrating bullet, which can be switched on with the single button at the base. Small and discreet, the entire 'berry' would fit in the palm of your hand and is a good size for beginners.

As it's made from medical-grade silicone, the Ass Berry is ideal for anal play. It can be cleaned in boiling water and thoroughly disinfected, which makes it perfect for sharing. The silicone can only be used with water-based lube, though. If you use silicone, the Berry will end up being very rotten fruit indeed!

The Ass Berry comes in a lovely purple package, which looks innocent enough to leave on the sideboard without attracting undue attention. In fact, discretion is the name of the game - even on closer examination, it's not OBVIOUSLY a butt-toy. That makes it a possible to slip into a handbag or suitcase for those who like to play on-the-move.

The plug comes with a battery, but you have to open it up and remove the plastic cover first. Because the 'on' switch is on the bottom of the plug, it's very easy to accidentally turn it on, so it's recommended to remove the battery between play sessions.

At just a few inches long, the only downside to the Ass Berry is how it's not well designed for male prostate stimulation. That does mean it's a less intimidating toy overall - and perfect for couples to use as it's ideal for both girl's and boy's butts - but if you're looking for a 'p-spot' toy, this is unlikely to push the 'p' button.

So although I love anal play, my wife was the willing recipient of the Ass Berry's first outing. It was her own fault. When I tore open the packaging, she said: "What have you got there?" I told her 'an Ass Berry' and when she thought I was being sarcastic, I showed her.

"Holy crap! It really IS an Ass Berry!"

I decided to plant my fruit during an intense bout of doggy-style sex. My wife was on her hands and knees, her big, beautiful bottom stuck sluttily up in the air as I pounded her from behind.

From this position, of course, her little brown asshole was winking up at me. It meant I could lavish attention on it while still hammering myself into her warm, tight cunt...

I started by spurting lube between her buttocks ("Brr! That's cold!") and then using my thumb to encircle her tightly clenched little ass, teasing and slathering her with lube until 'pop' - my thumb was sucked inside.

God, her ass was SO tight!

My hand was covered in lube by this point, so I slathered up the Ass Berry with all the excess and pressed the point against her ass... It resisted, of course - the head is fairly large. But keeping the pressure on (not forcing it) I continued to fuck her and braced the Ass Berry for each backward stroke of her hips. My wife has a delicious way of thrusting her hips back to impale herself on my cock, so each time she did that, it put a little bit more pressure on the berry... Until her ass blossomed like a flower and swallowed the berry whole!

My wife groaned and her pussy tightened. She looked SO hot - her ass glistening with lube and that flange and silver bullet sticking out of her cute little butthole...

When I pressed the 'on' button, she shivered - goosebumps blossoming all across her back. I felt the vibrations too - carried through into her cunt.

She flopped down onto the bed, her ass in the air and her face in the pillows. One of her hands went between her thighs, where she rubbed her clit desperately.

That made it all incredibly intense - and I stopped thrusting, as I knew I'd come within seconds if I didn't... Not that it did any good. The vibrations soon sent me over the edge and I felt myself spurting inside of her. My groans and the feel of me throbbing inside her was enough to get my wife off too - frantically rubbing herself, she exploded on my cock.

Afterward, the Ass Berry was a little reluctant to come out (I joked that it was like opening a bottle of champagne) but it did easily enough - leaving her ass stretched and supple. If I hadn't just come inside of her, it would have been ideal in 'working her up' for anal. If we ever have a MMF threesome, I think this little plug will definitely be useful in anticipation of some double penetration.

This might be down to pure paranoia, but I have to admit that using this product is getting tricky. When I insert it, the bulging berry feels wonderful in my rump - but the tiny flange is so so small, I'm constantly concerned that it's going to 'schlurp' straight inside me!

I have quite a tight little heiney, so this concern is compounded by the difficulty in actually removing the plug. The flange is so small, a width less than my fingertips, that makes gripping it firmly enough to 'pull the (butt)plug' difficult. Throw in a serious amount of lube (lube is love, people) and plucking this ass berry becomes quite challenging!

I'm beginning to realize that one of the sexiest sensations in a sex toy is feeling safe. Because I'm (perhaps irrationally) paranoid about losing this little lugger up my ass, it detracts considerably from the sexy sensations of the plug itself.