Adammale toys glass mates anal balls - anal balls by Topco Sales - review by El-Jaro

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Balls. Cajones. Jewels. Da boys. Beans. Nuggets. Gems. Manjigglies.

I can't recommend my new balls enough. If you want to bang around with this glass marbles, you have to warm up first. The silicone holder/handle is noticeable on insertion, but appreciated on retrieval. And, if you can't use them right yet, you can always do those hand/ball rotatey exercise with them.
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Pros:
Easy to use, Easy to clean, "Filling" feeling
Cons:
Little large
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

With a name like "Adammale" and the chiseled guy in the package kinda clues the user into their use: Anal balls. Sure, you can try to use them in your vagina (if you have one), but that's totally up to you.

As dwtim said in his review (and video review), these are pretty large balls and you gotta work up to them. It actually took 2 other toys to work me up to these rocks. To give a size comparison, go to your bathtub drain. These glass balls are just a little smaller than the drain there (still under 2" I believe).

Since there's a silicone "scrote on a string" that holds these balls, you should really use water based lube. You could use oil based lube, but I've never used it and really have no desire to.

I do offer a precaution though, when you're using this, do NOT let go of the hoop at the end. When playing in the backdoor, you can build up a lot of suction. If you aren't careful these could get sucked in. An idea would be to tie a shoelace through the hole or put something long in it so it doesn't get sucked in.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any one with an anus
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Air conditioning
    • All wheel drive
    • Tilt steering
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

Ah, glass. I love two toy materials: Glass and Silicone. This toy is both!

The holders for the balls is raised a little too much for my liking, but it keeps them from getting out. I appreciate that. Nothing is more inconvenient than digging balls out of your ass. Don't ask.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As you can see, these are not small dangly balls. These are for the anal players who know how to prepare themselves for large-ish toys.

The idea of anal balls is great for people who have experienced dildos, vibes, and plugs but are looking for something more. This set is designed for people who like to have the filling feeling and the enveloping feeling too.

And realistic...Wow! These are the most realistic glass balls I've seen! The attention to detail to the spherical nature is amazing!

And, if you need a missile weapon to knock an intruder senseless (1d4+1) before you brain them with your Eleven (1d6)...these are for you!

Performance

It took a little bit of time to work up to these balls, but it was well worth it. I got bored of dildos and plugs and wanted to try something different. There was the large toy feel with these and the "completion" feeling of taking in both balls.

But seriously, keep a grip on that eyelet. There is NOTHING stopping it from going in too.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

To clean: wash with soap/water, boil, dish wash top rack (no soap), set it on fire (don't), bleach solution.

After washing, you can hang the empty holder (you took the balls out first, right?) and set the balls on a clean towel to dry.

Lube: Water or Oil based lubes. You can use silicone lube, but spot test it first to make sure you don't damage the holder. I used these in the bath, so I had to use water based lube. Silicone lube scares me in the bathtub.
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

Some additional thoughts:
These are not for use as urethral sounders/plugs, nasal use, aural use, or as a bola.

At the time this review was written, the pictures on the product page were not up. They're up now if you want to see how they compare to a can of soda
Follow-up commentary
I still like these dangly balls on a silicone holder. I'm still a be leery with how easy it would be get them sucked in. If you can find a way to keep from losing them, I'd still recommend them.
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Comments
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Emma (Girl With Fire)  
    But they would make such a good bola!
  • lexical
    lexical  
    LOL, This review is fabulous. Thanks, JR!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    "Urethral sounders/plugs, nasal use, aural use, or as a bola? " Damn, that sounds like these are HUGE and would hurt!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks for the pictures
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Ya know, I don't think I have seen a more realistic set of glass balls either!
    I agree with Emma though, they would make great Bola.
  • newfoundlust
    newfoundlust  
    Great fun review. You humor is always appreciated.
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Awesome review, JR! I'm going to have to come up with damage dice for all my sex toys now, I hope you're happy...

    At the same time, I kind of thought that the eyelet was there so that in case things got sucked in, you could reach up, grab that, and have a way to pull them out without having to take it to the hospital? But then, I've never had anything sucked into my ass so I have no idea how deep they'd travel, if it's further than a finger-length my intuition is obviously wrong.
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    Yeah, I'd prefer to keep the eyelet out at all times.

    Thanks for the comments everyone!
  • dv8
    dv8  
    C'mon- the Eleven has to do more than 1d6.
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ivy Wilde  
    LMAO! Very fun review. And I agree with dv8, the Eleven should definitely do more than 1d6 of damage.
  • salaciousrex
    salaciousrex  
    Really funny review, fun to read. Great idea to put something else through the loop at the end to make sure it doesn't go all the way in. Fantastic review JR!
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    I was just going with standard club damage...but I guess it is Masterwork...
  • JessCee
    JessCee  
    Although these balls intimidate me quite a bit, I really enjoyed reading this!! THANK YOU!!! Great review, JR!!
  • Clandestine
    Clandestine  
    Entertaining and informative. Thanks!
    These seem interesting, too.
  • dhig
    dhig  
    oh wow, didn't realize these were so big. thanks for reviewing them.
  • ghent529
    ghent529  
    great review
  • Pudyqat
    Pudyqat  
    Good review
  • John E W
    John E W  
    Great review! I love the humor you tend to add in your reviews! Thanks.
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