Sex and Mischief anal beads by Sportsheets - review by funcouple

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Beaded Bliss

If you are in the market for something to spice up your anal sex, these beads are for you. Their increasing size and smooth flexible features make them the perfect pal to get you so horny you'll want someone to fill you and take advantage of your ass. With the 8.5 inches of beads ready to fill you up, they will reach every place you want them to reach, and rub all the right places at the right time.
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Pros:
Increasing size, easy to clean.
Cons:
Could be too small For advanced users.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

The Sex and Mischief Anal Beads are designed to be used for anal pleasure by having increasingly larger beads enter the narrow sphincter. I think that this could be pleasurable for those with a vagina for vaginal insertion; however, these are definitely intended for anal use.

To use, lube up with water based lubricant and slowly insert the beads; enjoy the pleasure as the beads pop inside. Once the beads are in, pull the beads out and push them back in with the little handle at the end. These beads are definitely better for those with a prostate, since that provides extra stimulation and a more powerful sensation.

I used this in preparation of sex with my boyfriend to get my ass ready and help get me even more in the mood. It worked. Generally speaking, I don't think any anal beads that I have experienced are travel friendly, but depending on how much room is left in your suitcase and the reason you are traveling, all could be different.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

These beads did not have an odor, and generally anything that goes in my ass doesn't go in my mouth. They are made out of silicone, which is quite sturdy and retains heat. Silicone also repels dirt and bacteria, making it easy to still get some pleasure, even on your messiest days. The beads are firm and smooth, making the penetration more pleasurable than some of the more bumpy things out there, and more solid than some of the softer jelly beads I've heard rumors of.

The texture is pretty standard for everyone, and the sizes of the beads are not all that large, making these beads nice for users of all stages.
    • No odor
    • Porous
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I did like the design. The slightly ovaled beads increase in size as you insert more and more of the insertable 8.5 inches into your ass, making it more like a work up rather than going for the gusto. Like I said above, I used these to help get me all revved up and ready to go, and it worked. If they were all large one-sized balls going into my ass, I may not have enjoyed it as much, and it may not have worked to help build the sensation.

The size is nice and average, making it perfect for the average user. Not realistic in the sense that it's not shaped, or colored, or intended to feel like a dick.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Performance

In my expert opinion, I feel like the best use of any anal bead is to help get you going, to put you over the edge, and get you open. This toy accomplished that. For more advanced users, a larger bead may be more important, but generally speaking these are the perfect size. They go in smooth and come out just as smooth, gliding over all the right places.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

These beads are made of silicone, making them quite sturdy. Silicone is smooth and not porous. You can boil it for a few seconds to completely disinfect it and make it ready to use. Also, unlike my pots and pans, it is dishwasher safe. Put it in the top rack and put it on a heated dry.

The use of soft soaps such as a dish liquid is perfectly fine, and if you intend to wash these in the dishwasher, I would suggest hand-washing them first, just in case there is excess matter on them.

I keep them in my drawer beside my bed with all my other toys, and they don't require a whole lot of other care.

Use with water or water based lubes only.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Helpful review
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review.
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    Thanks! As always, I ask that if you feel that it is not extremely useful PLEASE tell me why you dont think it meets that criteria. If you have no reason to give, then you should rate it at extremely useful.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! Everyone has the right to vote whatever they feel, without having to tell you exactly the reason as to why. Just because someone doesn't give you a reason why they voted less than Extremely Useful, doesn't mean that they should have rated you higher.

    I voted useful because I still had questions after reading your review.

    What's the size of the beads? You say that they're nice and average, but for someone who's never used anal beads before, I have no idea what that means.

    You do say that the material is silicone, I was wondering how smooth it was and whether or not it has drag to it. Does it attract lint and dust?

    Can I store this with my other silicone toys? You said that you put it in the same drawer as your other toys, have you noticed any type of a material reaction as a result?

    Do the best you can to make your reviews as useful as possible. If you feel that you've done a good job, try not to worry so much about how others are voting. If you notice that people are voting lower than you had expected, you can always join the mentor program or even ask someone else to look over your reviews and let you know what they thinks needs to be included.
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    I dont worry about what others think, I just want to know that if its not perfect what I can include to make it perfect. If I answered your questions then it would be extremely useful correct? Thats what I mean....I know that there is some room for improvement, but I dont know what to add until yall tell me or else I would have already said it.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    I was simply saying that just because someone votes your review as anything other than Extremely Useful, doesn't mean that they HAVE to tell you why. Not everyone that comes to this site is a reviewer, there are customers who read our reviews as well, not everyone is going to think that they should leave a comment just because they voted.

    Like I previously said, if you're having concerns about people voting less than extremely useful for your reviews, join the mentor program. It will help you brush up and do your best!
  • reinkaos
    reinkaos  
    good review!
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    Thanks!
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thanks for the review.
  • funcouple
    funcouple  
    Thanks for reading!
  • lalapetitee
    lalapetitee  
    cool
  • Kirill1171
    Kirill1171  
    Thanks for the review.
  • eri86
    eri86  
    Thank you for sharing.
  • steelaster
    steelaster  
    Thank you!!
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