Lollipoppers ribbed anal plug - anal vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by SecretToyMan

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Better for Beginners

I need something waterproof, non-porous, larger, and better textured in order to be satisfied. It can't even stay in place. I'll leave this for the beginners! Sorry, you're just not my flavor, Lollipop!
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Pros:
Good for beginners
Cons:
Porous, hard to clean, too small, doesn't stay in place, isn't waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I found that this plug was unfortunately just too small for me to enjoy. My wife got the blue one (same plug) and said the same thing. We knew the size wouldn't be gigantic, but the ribs seemed like they'd be enough to satisfy us. We were both very wrong. It is also difficult to clean, and since the material isn't too great that means this toy is a hazard to us.

Material / Texture

This plug is made from TPR. TPR is slightly porous, but it is still porous which means bacteria can harbor. Since the ribs also easily hold bacteria, this toy is just too hard to take care of to be fun. And don't even try putting this in a condom because it's not going to happen. Waste of time.

If you insist on this toy, make sure to have both antibacterial dish soap, an old designated toothbrush for scrubbing, warm water and toy spray (just to clean anything you may have missed after washing). Keep it stored in open air, and remember to rinse before use. TPR is a dust and pet hair magnet like you wouldn't believe.

The ribbed texture surprisingly couldn't be felt. You're probably wondering how that's possible, but believe me, I am still wondering myself. I would guess it is because the material is too soft to feel the ribs. If it were harder they could be felt better. My wife felt them even less than I did.

Design / Shape / Size

The plug is quite thin, making this best for beginners. It slipped out of me about 10 times so I gave up on it. My wife somehow made it stay in using her underwear but eventually it slipped out and she never used it again. If it had a thinner neck and a fatter head we might have had better luck. But if your asshole is tight and virgin, this should be fine... Well, maybe.

The what-appears-to-be flimsy base actually holds up well, which is a shame since the toy sucks as a whole. You won't lose this inside of yourself. You could actually get away with wearing this around for an hour or so if you are a beginner to anal completely. I did find the little handle to be too small though.

Functions / Performance / Controls

You simply twist the ring at the bottom of the toy to change controls. I actually found this to be nice, but it cannot be changed while still inside unless you have mad skill. I am as fit as can be and I cannot do it on my own, a partner can change it, but it is best to do that when the toy is pulled out.

This toy is a tad noisy if you have thin doors. It sounds like an older cell phone with noisy vibration. It can be heard through a door in the middle of the night. If you turn your TV on or music, no one should hear it. It is not waterproof, so this cannot be out in the shower and must be washed carefully.

The vibrations are at about a 2 at their highest. My wife and I could not get a kick out of them. I know back in my beginner days I would have liked it though.

Care and Maintenance

Like I said, wash this plug carefully. Take care not to wet the lower end too much. You could use toy wipes but you want to use at least two to make sure this is cleaned right. I use warm water, antibacterial soap, a toothbrush, and toy spray to ensure it is fully clean. Do not share with others as this toy is porous.

Experience

Overall, this toy really was a waste of cash. We both threw ours away due to the porous material and the lack of texture and ability to stay in place. Something made of silicone would have been better off, or even plastic. It's too hard to clean, so something waterproof is also desirable.
Follow-up commentary
Obviously I am not going to like these again, so I'm doing my follow up now. Thrown these away because they are impossible to love. Too small, hard to clean, don't stay in place and are unhealthy.
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    Ms. Peaches  
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