Bump juicer

Glass plug by Phallix

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BUmPiTy BuMp, in my trunk!

Overall, there is nothing I would change about this toy. Makes for a lovely session of anal or vaginal play, and never gets old. A stylish look - truly a work of art. Something every glass user needs to add to their collection! Make it yours, it's worth the price!
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Pros:
High Quality, Safe Material, Storage included, Easy to clean, Strong sensations
Cons:
Expensive, Requires practice, Not good for beginners
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Phallix Bump Juicer is great for both anal and vaginal "juicing". If you are looking to use this toy for anal play, it is best used with a partner. Reaching behind yourself to "juice" yourself is a pain in the... well, ass.

When using this toy, or any anal toy, one must always use a sufficient amount of lubricant of choice. Glass is compatible to all lubricants, so it is a matter of preference. Vaginal use requires little to no lubricant, since the glass is so slippery and smooth. But it is always nice to have some on hand if you have trouble self-lubricating.

Start out slow anally, and give yourself time to really relax and get used to the textures. They can be overwhelming if you try to rush yourself. Have a partner slowly insert and crank this juicer, giving you time to get used to the feeling.

Keep a bowl of ice water or hot water by the bedside to heat or cool this toy. Phallix pyrex glass is great for temperature play, and holds both cold and hot temperatures for long periods of time. Just take care not to go from hot to cold too quickly, or vice versa. Let the toy fully cool or warm up to room temperature before changing it up.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The texture of this toy can be overwhelming to beginners. I don't recommend this as your first anal toy. There are 12 bumps surrounding the shaft, and the head is also textured with ridges.

The bumps are what I noticed most vaginally, but my fiance and I both noticed the ridged head during anal play. These textures make for a very strong sensation that can take a little getting used to if you are first using this toy. But after a little practice you will be having some mind-shattering orgasms.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Textured head and shaft

Design / Shape / Size

This juicer is 7 inches in length as a whole. The head and shaft itself (also known as insertable length) is 4 inches. With a circumference of 4 1/2 inches and a weight of 0.5 lb. you are going to get an amazing "full" feeling while the toy is inside of you.

I think this is one of the better designed juicers. The handle has a knob at the end to make turning it a lot easier. This was especially helpful during solo vaginal play.

The size is a good fit for average users, and advanced users alike. I don't recommend this to beginners, only because of the texture. But I still wouldn't tell someone not to at least try this toy. It's one of those toys that grow on you over time.
    • Advanced/intermediate users
    • Comfortable

Performance

The Bump Juicer performs amazing. Surprisingly, it juices and cranks very smoothly. It wont leave your sore after use, as long as you use the correct amount of lubricant. A half dollar amount of lubricant worked for my partner and I.

There is nothing about this toy that is imperfect, and I don't think anything about it calls for a change. Phallix designed this toy wonderfully, and I have had it for a little over a year now... Still one of my favorites, as well as my fiance's.

Very simple to use, with some complex orgasms! It feels like new everytime we use the Bump Juicer!
    • Comfortable
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Care for this toy is quite easy. There are a few places where "junk" can build up, so I recommend using a little vegetable scrubber or an old toothbrush to scrub the toy down after use.

The best thing about glass toys is that if you are tired after playing, you can actually just set these down to be cleaned the following day. Glass is non-porous, so it will not build bacteria. Although you should clean your toys directly after each use, you will not risk infection by waiting a day.

You can wash Phallix Pyrex glass in a number of ways, including the dishwasher, boiling, 10% bleach solution soak, or plain antibacterial hand/toy soap. Be sure to scope out your juicer for any air bubbles that might be present. If you find any, send EdenFantasys a support ticket and let them know you want to return the juicer. Air bubbles are a health hazard, and can cause actual shattering under pressure.

Pyrex glass, blown correctly, will not shatter. If dropped on a hard surface such as concrete, or tile, it will only break into large pieces. It cannot break inside of you. If it has air bubbles it can break in the dishwasher, or during boiling.

Phallix toys come with a padded storage bag fit perfectly for your toy. Just put the toy inside, and pick your place to keep it. You can also wrap these toys in a towel, old shirt, etc. I got a mold made especially for mine at our local craft store, and it only cost me $3. It is made of Styrofoam, and can fit inside another box or just inside my bedroom drawer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I bought my juicer a little over a year ago, so the packaging may have changed. My juicer came in a Phallix box. Discreet, no suggestive images on the front. The only image was the image of my Bump Juicer. Inside the box was a little bubble wrap, and a padded purple zebra-print bag that contained my Bump Juicer. Please click the link below to see the purple bag.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/sex-furniture/why-phallix-glass-toys-come-with-a-cheap-satin-bag


The bag is great for storage and is about 3/4 inches thick. High quality compared to most other drawstring bags that you get with SSA Glass toys, for example. It is a great bag to gift this toy in, as it is very stylish. The bag alone is near $20, so you know it is a good bag to keep a glass toy in.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Stylish drawstring bag

Personal comments

I would personally just like to say that everyone should use an anal douche before using this toy. My fiance and I never have to do this with butt plugs or anal beads, but this juicer will really... Juice you. The Colt Anal Douche is a great douche to use, and it is reusable. This is the one that I currently own.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-douche-enema/colt-anal-douche

Lubricant will also be needed. Any lubricant works fine with glass, so you can use whatever you are comfortable with.

Experience

My fiance and I have had a ball with this juicer. We have never really been in to anal sex, but we have always loved some occasional anal play. This was our second and last juicer. I don't think we will ever need another!
    • Good experience
    • High quality
Follow-up commentary
I mentioned before that I've owned this toy for a very long time already, so I don't see a point in waiting to do the follow-up review. This toy is of high quality, and has lasted me what seems like forever. The color is beautiful, and the sensations are just out of this world. Like no other anal toy I have ever used! I recommend this to all who can afford it!
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  • uu
    uu  
    Great review! Thanks!
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Thank you guys! If you have any questions feel free to just send me a message!
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Good Review. The price on this however..yikes.
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Yeah, it was really pricey. It was one of those special occasions where we figured we'd splurge, and at the time we had the money. But hey, save up and cash in some points! It's really worth it in my opinion. And the safety is just top notch.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks.
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Great review. I feel like the shape of this isn't unique enough to convince me to buy a pink one when I could probably find a prettier color that does the same thing, but it sure does sound like a successful toy!
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Antipova, I definitely wish it was a different color. Not so much for myself, because I love pink. But my fiance hates the idea of loving a pink toy so darn much. It is really awesome though! They sell a clear version that is a little bit thicker, so you could check that out!
  • Novs
    Novs  
    Awesome review and great comments!
  • Mary-Anne-Xun
    Mary-Anne-Xun  
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • Howells
    Howells  
    Great review. The toy looks advanced, would be a bit too much for as because of the texture like you explained. Also too pricey!
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Thanks for the comments! It is a little advanced. When it comes to texture in the anal region, anything will feel advanced. However, I warmed up to this toy quickly, aside from being a beginner with anal toys. There are tons of toys from SSA Glass that have very similar qualities for under $35. So if you want the same quality, but less money, I would give those a look-see!
  • mariedoll
    mariedoll  
    thanks for the review!
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    awsome review ty!
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    GONE!  
    Nice review.
  • pierced cock 4 her
    pierced cock 4 her  
    this twirling around...... would want some beads in my ass at the same time as i turn it...
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