Butt plug: yes; dildo: no
The Bloomy is adorable, hygienic, and versatile, but I found its butt plug capabilities far more stimulating than its dildo capabilities.Published: June 4, 2009
Pros:
Great as a butt plug, 100% silicone, adorable, loop can hold a bullet, and makes for easy removal.
Cons:
Feels odd as a dildo.
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The question is: what is it? Is it a butt plug? A prostate massager? A G-spot dildo? Something to hide among the chrysanthemums in the bouquet on your kitchen table?
All of the above, if you want it to be (not sure how well the black Bloomy would hide among flowers, though). However, my opinion of Bloomy shifts depending on whether I’m talking about it as a butt plug or as a dildo.
As a butt plug, it’s great. Insertion is very smooth, and it feels quite comfortable once inside. It’s not too small, but it’s not too large or too wide either. The looped end ensures that the Bloomy will never get sucked in my butt, and it doubles as a valuable removal loop. I had no trouble sitting on it, but I’m not sure how it would fare for long-term sitting.
As a dildo, Bloomy confuses me. I have tried it numerous times in my pussy, but each time it has bothered me in a vague and annoyingly indescribable way. It feels fine at first but, once I insert it all the way, it begins to feel uncomfortable and odd. The feeling is intensified when I thrust with it. It does hit my G-spot, and I must say that the clitoral protrusion is a stroke of genius, but it doesn’t actually feel good; in fact, it hurts a bit. I can only conclude that the flowery shape of the shaft has to do with my discomfort, but I’m not really sure.
Bloomy is made of 100% sterilizable, hygienic silicone, which is definitely a must if one is going to use this in both pussy and ass (on separate occasions, after a thorough sterilization, of course). As with all Fun Factory toys, it is impeccable in quality. The loop is also perfect for a bullet or egg vibe.
Bloomy’s biggest asset is its versatility – the likes of which the sex toy world has rarely seen – but I was disappointed in it as a dildo. Ella it is not, but it’s still a pretty awesome butt plug.
All of the above, if you want it to be (not sure how well the black Bloomy would hide among flowers, though). However, my opinion of Bloomy shifts depending on whether I’m talking about it as a butt plug or as a dildo.
As a butt plug, it’s great. Insertion is very smooth, and it feels quite comfortable once inside. It’s not too small, but it’s not too large or too wide either. The looped end ensures that the Bloomy will never get sucked in my butt, and it doubles as a valuable removal loop. I had no trouble sitting on it, but I’m not sure how it would fare for long-term sitting.
As a dildo, Bloomy confuses me. I have tried it numerous times in my pussy, but each time it has bothered me in a vague and annoyingly indescribable way. It feels fine at first but, once I insert it all the way, it begins to feel uncomfortable and odd. The feeling is intensified when I thrust with it. It does hit my G-spot, and I must say that the clitoral protrusion is a stroke of genius, but it doesn’t actually feel good; in fact, it hurts a bit. I can only conclude that the flowery shape of the shaft has to do with my discomfort, but I’m not really sure.
Bloomy is made of 100% sterilizable, hygienic silicone, which is definitely a must if one is going to use this in both pussy and ass (on separate occasions, after a thorough sterilization, of course). As with all Fun Factory toys, it is impeccable in quality. The loop is also perfect for a bullet or egg vibe.
Bloomy’s biggest asset is its versatility – the likes of which the sex toy world has rarely seen – but I was disappointed in it as a dildo. Ella it is not, but it’s still a pretty awesome butt plug.
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Super comprehensive review! Looking at this guy, I would feel the same way.about vaginal use but appears others have enjoyed this toy vaginally.
Fun Factory toys always seem to be on the edge....
It looks uncomfortable to use anally, but it's not as large as it seems in the pictures. I am going to have to get one of these.
Great review!
I want one too. going on the wish list. Thanks for a great review!
I am surprised it hurt but the shape may not be accomodating for everyone, thanks for the review.
Maybe if you boil it first it will soften up and not hurt anymore. Also, maybe you could warm up more before using it as a dildo. I'm sorry to hear that it hurts you because my Bloomy feels fantastic as a dildo.
Awesome review!
Now if only they made this in orange!
Snappy: Really, I've tried. I thought that it might've been because I wasn't warmed up, so I was sure to try that.... and it didn't change anything. It's very strange. I certainly believe that other people enjoy it as a dildo, but not me.
Carrie Ann: Um, duh, that comment should be made on every review ever.
Thank you...that was an info packed review.
Sorry it hurt you, I'd still like to try it myself. It's so pretty
Eww @ orange. If I ever get any orange toys, I'll personally send them, unopened, to you orange loving freaks. d=
I liked this vaginally.. Well, more for the sensations at the vaginal opening cause it wasn't a great G-spot toy for me. It's so soft, though, that it's hard to imagine it hurting but different strokes for different folks. I don't thrust with it though. I sort of just.. pop a bullet in the loop and grind against its like a loony until I get off. I wish it was just a teensy bit more firm.
I really like this as a vaginal toy. Too bad you didn't as well.
Wow, I never really thought about it before, I have NEVER seen an orange toy.
It is really cute though, and I think if I got it it's strictly an anal toy, as it just doesn't look for vaginas. So no concerns there!
Keep reviewing!
I have this on my list...for my boy friend.
i cant find a review written by a male, this is a p spot toy after all.
Thanks for review thou! )
Great review!