Dual magic probe by California Exotic

I must admit up front: I am not much of a back door girl. Clearly, this is not because I am a prude. Hello? I do sex toy reviews! I just don’t get stimulated anally, so other than anal sex for my partner’s pleasure (cause I am Good, Giving, and Game like that… and if you don’t get that reference get thee some Dan Savage), I am not much for trying anal toys, especially when flying solo. However, I’ve known my sexual interests to evolve, not unlike the way your taste buds develop and change with age, so I thought I might give the Dual Magic Probe by California Exotic a go.

At first look, the probe might be a bit intimidating. While one end is a tapered slender wand with a bit of a knobby texture, the other side, which really looks like the business end of this contraption, looks like it might be channeling a rhino. Certainly, the horn-like end is nowhere as hard as one might imagine a rhino’s structure might be, but you get the idea. In fact, the whole jelly wand is surprisingly soft and flexible. This helps when your body is all about rejecting foreign objects in areas it is not used to having them.

This is one of those times when I resent not being a man. Why? Because if I was one, I’d have a prostate, and I imagine that little horn would do wonders for me. Clearly, I’d be one of those men who are not scared of admitting that having my prostate stimulated feels amazing. I’ll have to settle for pleasure by proxy if I get to test this little implement with the next lucky guy who fesses up to enjoying anal play. But I digress.

Having realized that my behind was having none of it, I moved north to my pussy, which seemed so much more receptive. The slim side wasn’t what I was looking for. Sure you have ten plus inches to play with, but I need girth to feel fully satisfied. For that purpose, the horn-shaped end seemed well-suited: 4 plus inches of circumference at the thickest part, and lovely studs all around for extra thrills. Not to mention that, while I don’t have a prostate, I am the proud owner of a g-spot, which took an instant liking to the probe.

Although this is not the first toy I’d reach for when masturbating, it am sure it would add some interesting possibilities when playing with a partner. I’ll report back when I can speak to that effect.