Everybody Can DoucheThe thought behind everything included in this kit is pretty neat and, if you can use everything inside of it, it's a great investment. The douche itself is the best part, with its one big downside being that it's easy to accidentally try to remove it by grabbing the bulb instead of the shaft. The eye mask is great if you have a smaller head, and the lube is surprisingly nice.
Also included in the box is a fun silicone eye mask, a sample cleaner, and a sample of lube.
The douche: The douche is made of silicone and plastic. The bulb is a soft flexible silicone, while the shaft is silicone coated plastic. The silicone is soft and smooth, almost velvety feeling, and has just the slightest bit of drag. It might pick up a few stray fibers here and there, but isn't a lint magnet.
The eye mask: The eye mask is made of the same silicone as the bulb of the douche, only thinner. It feels exactly the same, and has the same slight plastic-y smell that you can only smell if you're really close.
The cleaner: The cleaner has a slight, almost minty smell. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it definitely reminds me of something clean.
The lube: The lube really seems to have no scent at all. Between the fingers it's smooth and silky and wonderful feeling, and once it soaks into the skin it doesn't get gummy or sticky or tacky.
The eye mask: The eye mask isn't much of anything special except that it's made of silicone and not a random shiny material. It measures a total of 18 1/2" across and has some stretch to it. The eye panels are about 2 3/4" tall and about 9" across.
The eye mask you could pass off as something that helps you sleep, but the douche might be a bit harder to explain. It's not tackily obvious, but it's not that hard to figure out either.
Now, to start you should fill the bulb with warm water. Not hot, not cold, but a nice warm water. Then attach the shaft to the bulb. Lube it up and insert it, then squeeze all the water out of the bulb as hard as you can. The bulb is easy to squeeze, so it shouldn't be too bad. Remove the whole douche while keeping the bulb depressed. You wouldn't want to accidentally suck fecal matter or the very tender bits inside your colon into the holes. Once the douche is out, sit on the toilet and let gravity do the rest.
The eye mask: The eye mask uses a clip in the back and can easily be adjusted to a smaller size, although its largest isn't going to be good for most head sizes. My head is about 20 1/2" around where I had this on, and it was comfortably tight at first, but after time became uncomfortable. It blocks sight but not light, so it won't work very effectively if you want a sleep mask. It will also pick up makeup if you have any on.
The cleaner: Worked well enough. It didn't really blow me out of the water, but I wasn't left feeling like my stuff wasn't clean.
The lube: The lube worked better than I had anticipated it would. It coated everything nicely and didn't just wash right off when it came in contact with water.
Once everything is clean and dry, you can store it back in the box, in a plastic bag, or just in a drawer.
Inside the box, you'll find the douche in a light Styrofoam paper, the eye mask in a plastic bag, and the cleaner and lube in a small plastic bag. The cleaner and lube also have ingredients listed on them.
Cleaner: water, ammonium lauryl sulfate, cocamidopropyl betaine, cocamide DEA, sodium carboxymethyl lauryl glucoside, sodium pca, propyl-paraben, methylparaben, diazolidynil urea, citric acid.
Lube: Aloe vera, nettle extract, rosemary extract, balm mint extract, ginseng extract, water, glycerin, hydroxyethyl, ethylcellulose, diazolidynil urea, carbopol, sodium benzoate, methylpataben, peg 6-32, triethanolamine, nonylphenol, citric acid.
If you have issues with glycerin or parabens, I would avoid both the lube and the cleaner and use something you know works for you.
Ideally, I'd like to give it a solid 3 1/2 stars. It's great if you're paying attention and can/will use everything that comes with it. However, since it's so easy to accidentally end up wearing everything inside the douche, and many people won't have a use for everything else, I'm going to bump it down to 3.