Perineum massager - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by T&A1987

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For Couples Only

As an individual item, this was a let down. It does not seem designed for individual masturbation and using it as such will only result in disappointment. For couples, this should make a pleasurable addition to masturbation, probably oral sex, or foreplay.
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Pros:
long, powerful, easy to clean and easy to use for exploration.
Cons:
difficult to use, has a dial instead of a button, does not have a base, should not be used alone.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

As the title suggests, this is a toy that I can only recommended for couples, because of its utter lack of versatility. While I haven't tried it out in a couples context (wait for the follow up) the design makes it not unlike using a Groovies [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/female-sextoys/a-man-s-eye-view] during oral sex, only on a male instead. The reason why this is recommended for couples, rather than individual use is the difficulty in manipulating the dial.

Without a base, it is best to use this toy while lying down, in a bed or living room setting, where it can be gripped tightly. Once inserted, a partner should be able to manipulate the dial and explore the colon with ease, with the recipient masturbates with their hand. Oral sex and use with women as recipients is likely possible as well, but I do not have the experience to confirm this.

While this toy is easier to transport and more discrete than a masturbator, it clearly looks like a sex toy. For storage, as with any sex toy, a locked toy chest is recommended if discretion is desired. transportation is somewhat more difficult, as it's a 5 1/2 to 7 1/2 inch toy and will not fix some boxes or purses. Regardless of your transportation method, I recommend covering it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is hard plastic and quite sturdy, once placed in, the vibration carries throughout the entire body,but the majority of the vibrations concentrate at the tip. It's firm, but not too rigid, which adds a sensation of fullness to the experience. After use, a quick hot water scrub with soap or a cleaner will restore it to proper cleanliness.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

When used solo, it presents a litany of complications that make climax, or even basic enjoyment difficult. To begin, it lacks a base, which means that unless the user is ever vigilant, the toy could be sucked into the colon, requiring a hospital trip for removal. A string is attached, presumably to keep hold, but it doesn't fit well and severely limits motion.

Further problems arise from the placement and the dial's functionality. The toy itself is designed not unlike the Groovies Wave [http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/traditional-vibrators/diamond-queen], but unlike the Groovies, this toy has a dial instead of a button. The dial needs two hands, one to hold it steady and a second to turn it, unless the user has three arms, masturbation must stop every time it needs adjusting.

The plus side is that it's design fits into the colon well and can really explore around. Further, at either 5 1/2 or 7 1/2 inches, there's little that can't be found with this toy. TO reiterate however, it does not have a base, so hold on tight.

Performance

This was simply not a good toy for individual masturbation. The toy's dial could not be altered once inserted, so it was not possible to build into the climax, rather the speed had to be set and left. Furthermore, use during masturbation is difficult.

It cannot be directly sat on, so it has to be used at an angle, or lying down. Either way, computer use is nearly impossible, not climax is likely during use any way. There are too many problems during use for climax to be likely.

First, if not held it slips out, runs the risk of being sucked up (depending on the user) or just slides into a low nerve area, demanding constant vigilance. This leaves one hand permanently earmarked for the toy, giving users who are neither ambidextrous, nor blessed with three arms, a horrible choice. Either hold the toy with the weak hand and risk losing control, or masturbate with your weak hand.

The actual specifics of the toy aren't too bad however. It doesn't make too much noise, takes AA batteries, the more common battery and numerous settings. These advantages do not compensate for its problems unfortunately.
    • Comfortable
    • Discreet sound
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Water, silicon and oil lubes all work with this toy, although I'm partial to water based lubes. There's no denying this is a sex toy, if discretion is desired, keep it locked up. Aside from a quick wash, it doesn't need any other maintenance.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

When I purchased this, it was quite weak and I thought I was had. After a few more uses I changed the batteries to discover it was much more powerful than I originally thought. Always use with fresh batteries.
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