Half Good and Half Evil
Good, good, good vibrations!!! Toss the beads though! I rate the Vibe a 4, the beads a negative 1 for unnecessary distraction and potential unfortunate events.Published: August 13, 2009
Pros:
Easy to clean, powerful vibe with assorted vibrations at a touch of a button.
Cons:
Anal beads that have the potential of living in the anus, or harboring bacteria.
My First Anal Kit was not my first anal kit, there have been many previous anal invaders before My First Anal Kit. But, if you were to buy a first, the vibrating, pulsating probe would be a nice introduction.
My First Anal Kit comes in two parts - a string of anal beads and an anal vibrator.
Toss the beads, they are crap! There are 4 plastic marble sized beads on a clear plastic string. I am sure bacteria would find a home in the beads' holes. The beads are hard plastic separated by hand done knots. My final bead on the string had its knot hidden inside the bead. I gave a tug and the bead came off in my hand. Better to come off in my hand than go wandering through the walls of my intestines. At least it had a decent pull ring...
The vibe itself is the reason to buy the kit. It's perfect for a beginner because it's anatomically curved, and it has a T bar base that stops it from rocketing up through the canals of the Netherlands. The T bar base also transmits nice vibrations around the pelvic floor.
It's three and a half inches long, and just over an inch in diameter. It's not scary, it won't hurt to insert! You can also use any kind of lube you desire. Its a nice navy blue plastic vibe with two lovin' lumps and a matte velvety coating that holds on to the lube really well. It's long enough for prostate stimulation, it's like an finger, lengthwise, albeit one with arthritic joints,
My First Anal Kit's vibe is on a long long cord, attached to an ergonomically shaped plastic velvet coated power pack. Press it on, press to increase vibration, and finally to pulsation pattern. It takes 2 AA batteries and the vibrations kick ass, literally and figuratively speaking. It made me wish I had a prostate. Almost...
Easy clean up with soap and water, especially anti-bacterial cleanser. After cleansing I wipe the whole thing down with 70 percent isopropyl alcohol and let that evaporate. Careful with that battery pack!
My First Anal Kit comes in two parts - a string of anal beads and an anal vibrator.
Toss the beads, they are crap! There are 4 plastic marble sized beads on a clear plastic string. I am sure bacteria would find a home in the beads' holes. The beads are hard plastic separated by hand done knots. My final bead on the string had its knot hidden inside the bead. I gave a tug and the bead came off in my hand. Better to come off in my hand than go wandering through the walls of my intestines. At least it had a decent pull ring...
The vibe itself is the reason to buy the kit. It's perfect for a beginner because it's anatomically curved, and it has a T bar base that stops it from rocketing up through the canals of the Netherlands. The T bar base also transmits nice vibrations around the pelvic floor.
It's three and a half inches long, and just over an inch in diameter. It's not scary, it won't hurt to insert! You can also use any kind of lube you desire. Its a nice navy blue plastic vibe with two lovin' lumps and a matte velvety coating that holds on to the lube really well. It's long enough for prostate stimulation, it's like an finger, lengthwise, albeit one with arthritic joints,
My First Anal Kit's vibe is on a long long cord, attached to an ergonomically shaped plastic velvet coated power pack. Press it on, press to increase vibration, and finally to pulsation pattern. It takes 2 AA batteries and the vibrations kick ass, literally and figuratively speaking. It made me wish I had a prostate. Almost...
Easy clean up with soap and water, especially anti-bacterial cleanser. After cleansing I wipe the whole thing down with 70 percent isopropyl alcohol and let that evaporate. Careful with that battery pack!
Experience
Toss the balls, or use them in a condom as Ben Wa Balls. They were not going anywhere near my okole puka. The vibrator probe however is fantastic. It's also really quiet. I felt it through my entire pelvis. It's also one of the few toys I do use for double penetration. The wall between the vagina and the rectum is really thin, it's not made of Kevlar, so you cannot be too careful. This is especially true if you are post menopausal, on certain meds that can make you dry (anti depressants, antihistamines,etc..), or have had a hysto. Use lots of lube, and never put anything that was in your okole puka (butt hole) into your punnani (vagina) or anyone else's. Be safe, think ahead, and have great sex! Aloha for now.
Follow-up commentary
22 days after original review
For an inexpensive toy, it feels like a half a million bucks. Get one, toss the beads away or play marbles with them. It's so easy to clean and the motor is quiet and durable, and the cord is long. Awesome for double penetration for you or your partner.
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thepartymanWould this really be good for a first timer? a few of my buddies want to party with us but has never been with a man before. Should I get this -
Quote: Would this really be good for a first timer? a few of my buddies want to party with us but has never been with a man before. Should I get thisI think it would be worth it. It's a great intro to anal, it's not very intimidating but provides great stimulation. Because it is on the smaller side of things (about the length/with of a mans pointer or middle finger) I would suggest getting something a bit bigger as an in between step before actual anal sex. But this is a great first step to see if they like the stimulation back there. I would go for it.
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Quote: Would this really be good for a first timer? a few of my buddies want to party with us but has never been with a man before. Should I get thisI did have this toy and I wouldn't exactly say it's best for a beginner. I mean the first thing you want to think about is how much of a beginner are they? Have they even had a finger up their ass or have they not had anything at all? I would look for one of the plug kits that ranges in sizes from as small as a finger to almost as large as a cock.
Here are a few that I have used and liked a lot. I never did reviews but I would be more than happy to answer any questions about the products for you. Just message me :)
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I bought quite a few kits when I first started my anal adventures because I was a little nervous and I didn't know what would work and what wouldn't. Thankfully my husband (boyfriend at the time) helped purchase them all... I would have been broke!
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I checked the picture of the beads and they don't look like they are very high quality at all.The shaft looks promising though.
Lol, the end of your experience section sounds like the end of a sex talk show. I really love it' it made me laugh so hard.
Argh, shame about the beads. At least the vibe is worth the money, though. Nice review!
Thanks for the review!
Glad the vibe makes up for the bead!
love your review
thanks for the review!
thanks
Imagine losing the bead like you said--I wouldn't want to appear in an emergency room wondering what they said about the xrays after I left. I think I would drive a couple hours so no one knew me and would never see me again...but (ha--I just realized that I made a pun), on the plus side, I guess I could take a laxative and wait a few days, hoping it would work its way back out the same way it went in!!
Thanks!
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