It's a monster, but it's an interesting monster...This is a big, smooth plug that had fairly strong, but rattly, vibrations controlled by a finger ring controller. It's probably too big, but that's really half the fun, right?
It's smooth, big, and rattly.
It's really, really big. It's really loud and rattly.
This goes in your butt. Well, maybe not YOUR butt, or even my butt, but it goes in someone's butt. It's big...scary big; not big like a fist, but it's bigger than anything I've tried to date. I have (and love) an Aneros Progasm, and I thought I wanted something a bit bigger that vibrated. This is that something, but it's a lot bigger. This will really take a stretch, or someone who REALLY likes a big plug.
This vibe is made of a completely smooth, hard plastic. It feels slick and plasticy. When it's turned off, it doesn't feel cheap, exactly, but doesn't feel super luxurious either. When it's on, it rattles like hell. It's super loud and definitely a bit cheap feeling. The nice thing about the smooth texture is that it doesn't drag while you're working to get this thing in. Unless you're a real pro, you WILL be working for a while to get this thing in.
It has a smooth, egg-shaped insertable bit that drops down to a fairly thin minimum and then flares in a fishtail-type base flare. The base isn't round, so it'll fit in between your cheeks better (I assume). The batteries go in the back (2 AAA's - lord only knows why - there's definitely room for AA's), and the battery compartment is threaded and has an O ring, so I assume it's at least a little waterproof. I didn't worry when washing it, at least. The control is on a cheap feeling wire that goes to a ring with a button. It is convenient to slip it on your finger.
The vibrations are right in the center of the egg-shaped part that goes inside. This is exactly as it should be. There are four vibration patterns, but they're all pretty cheap and rattly. I'd give some insight as to how they feel when it's inserted, but I still can't quite get it in all the way. This might be a problem for you as well. The button is stiff, but not difficult to push. You won't have much trouble with accidental pushes.
Wash with soap and water. The battery compartment has an O ring, so it should be pretty waterproof, but it cannot be sterilized, so be careful sharing or going back and forth.
It comes in a clear plastic tube that is not great for storage, but it is probably fine for a gift. It looks cheap (not in a bad way) and cheerful.
Seriously, it's big. It's not long, but girthy. You definitely might have to work at getting it in, but it's a fun process and feels like it should be great once it's in.
Follow-up commentary 2 months after original review
With some work and dedication I've gotten it to go all the way in. And it's a transcendent experience. It still takes five minutes or so of work, but it's kind of delicious to feel it stretch me and then relax as it settles in. It leads to some really nice orgasms. All in all, it's a very pleasurable toy.
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