Joe rock - butt plug by Happy Valley - review by Airen Wolf

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Joe rock

Butt plug by Happy Valley

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Joe Most Definitely Rocks!

If you realize that your anal toys are suddenly not as exciting as they once were then Joe is your man. He is perfect for stepping up to the next level and he is so body safe that you won't mind the expense. Speaking of expense this is so very affordable for an intermediate toy. You will probably move on from Joe but you won't regret your time together.
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Pros:
Body safe materials, good for beginners moving into intermediate anal play
Cons:
Cannot be used with silicone lube
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I am still quite new to anal play and I am starting to see the real benefits of slowly working up to full on anal sex. I will be honest I quailed at the size of the Joe Rock by Happy Valley. Now don't get me wrong, this is no jumbo gorilla arm sized anal toy! Still it was quite a mental challenge to actually try it.

The Joe is made of 100% silicone which means it is made of non-porous food-grade materials. It is latex free, phthalates free and hypoallergenic. All good news for someone like me who has a crabby, sensitive nether region. The one draw back is you can't use silicone based lube with this product. I have found System Jo Anal Lubricant works so well that I didn't miss the silicone lube I have grown to love.

Mr. Rock is 4 inches long in total and has a lovely flared base that will not allow the toy to slip inside during play. I found that I could sit on the plug quite comfortably and didn't have to re-lube as often as I have with rubber plugs.
The toy measures 1 1/4 inches in diameter which makes it challenging for novices but a 'work up toy' for more advanced players.
The plug only weighs in at .2 pounds so it won't cause fatigue or slide out when you stand up.

The shape of the toy really lends itself to gentle stretching and the neck of the toy is pronounced enough to allow the sphincter to 'rest'. It felt good to feel the muscle actually gripping and relaxing around the toy. This was a first for me!
The Silicone has enough to give to allow for comfortable insertion and wear but it's rigid enough that it inserts easily without bending.

Cleaning this baby is as easy as some hot water and soap but you could boil it, wash it in the dishwasher (without detergent), or use commercial toy cleaners. Though this is a non-porous toy it is much less clean up if you use a condom when sharing, or even when using it for yourself. It's not necessary to use a condom when you aren't planning on sharing Joe Rock but if you don't like dealing with poo it can make cleanup as simple as pulling off the condom!

This toy doesn't offer much for vaginal play or oral stimulation. This is an anal toy only.
Experience
I used this on Sigel first and he wasn't as impressed as it really didn't reach his p spot the way some of our other toys do. I was playing one night, alone, and realized the toy I was using was just a bit too thin. I pulled this one out and was still a bit intimidated. Still, I was wanting something bigger!
After lubing it up I slowly inserted it and WOW!
It stayed put through all the gyrations and filled me up just right.
Follow-up commentary
Though I am not quite, yet, a total anal enthusiast I have had many a pleasurable encounter with Joe Rock.
He hasn't developed any funky smells and is still the perfect size for me. He hasn't reate to any of the silicone lubes I have tried with him and he takes sitting in the sun on my bedside table well. Overall this is a great little plug!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Joe rock tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not terribly travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
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Comments
  • markeagleone
    Great review. As you probably know, my wife and I are a bit skiddish on these types of toys. Your review does bring up my curiosity level.
  • Minxy
    WANT!!!!
  • ToyTimeTim
    "this is no jumbo gorilla arm sized anal toy! " LMAO Funny girl.
    Glad you like it, I might have to give this one a shot.
  • Linga
    Great review. I really want to try this one... If the Ryders don't come back in stock soon!
  • sydney106
    Great review!
  • Waterfall
    I have this one on my wish list, it sounds like a fun one. Great review
  • liilii080
    This is cute and I hadn't considered it before. Thanks for the review!
  • Airen Wolf
    On the funny side, just before I had gotten the opportunity to try out this toy I was sitting in my office talking to Arch when he gets this really funny look on his face and asks me what the heck our son is chewing on....yup you guessed it he had managed to get my bedroom door open and rummaged through the newly opened box and was happily munching on a butt plug. The only saving grace was that it had never been used!
    So now you know, the Joe Rock makes a GREAT teething toy though you might end up with tiny tooth marks. I double check that my bedroom door is shut in the mornings now lemme tell ya!
  • Drifter86
    Thanks.
  • mikebooks
    Thanks for the review!
  • levellc09
    Thanks!
  • Ash1141
    thanks
  • levellc09
    Ordering this can't wait to try it...
  • spineyogurt
    Thanks for the review
  • Apirka
    Great review! Thanks for sharing
  • BlooJay
    I think I want one. Thx!
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    Thanks for the review.
  • Kirill1171
    awesome review!!
  • bog
    Thank you!
  • elli
    Thank you for the review!
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