Glass plug discontinued
by Phallix

Juice Me, Baby!!

Once you start juicing with the Bump Juicer, you won't want to stop!! The texture is amazing, the quality of glass is outstanding, and the color is feminine and cute! I absolutely love this toy!!
Published:
Pros
Texture
Size
Handle
Cons
Discontinued
Price
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Bump Juicer by Phallix is a beautifully crafted glass dildo that can be used for vaginal or anal penetration. The base of the Bump Juicer is flared enough to be used anally, and even has a small handle for making it easy to play with yourself or have a partner play with you!

Glass is wonderful for temperature play. It can be popped in the fridge overnight or run under cool water for a cool, tingly sensation. It can also be run under warm water for a few minutes! Be sure not to overdo it either way with the temperature, you don't want to burn or freeze yourself!

The name says a lot about this one: it is bumpy and a juicer. What's a juicer? A toy meant to be turned/rotated while in use to juice your way to an orgasm! The bumps make it very pleasurable whether you rotate it while it is left inside of you or if you're thrusting it. I love both feelings equally, so it just depends on my mood! Be careful thrusting though; nobody likes a bruised cervix!

The base is small enough that this can be used with a partner during oral sex without it being a problem. Although I've not used it for this, it could be used for dual penetration as well without interfering.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

Phallix glass toys are made from Pyrex glass, which is a specific brand of borosilicate glass. According to EF's Material Guide, "[It] is a hard material with a high chemical resistance and mechanical strength. The boron in Pyrex reduces any stress caused to the material due to temperature changes. It is less dense than ordinary glass, making it much more resistant to shattering and breaking as well, if it were to break it would not shatter or splinter into tiny pieces but instead it would snap or break in large pieces. It retains temperature extremely well and requires only a little lube for a super-slippery effect."

Like all glass, this is very rigid. There is no small or taste to it, and it is very smooth to the touch.

The texture on this is my favorite part! The bumps are not so raised that they are distracting, but they can be felt and enjoyed during penetration (both rotating and thrusting). The base also has a couple of bumps, though those do less for me. I think that because the bumps aren't very raised, this would be a great toy for a beginner, but still able to provide pleasure to an advanced user.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

I love juicers; I find them to be great for partner play as well as solo play. The juicers I have seen before mainly have a swirl texture on them, whereas this one has a bumpy texture that I find more enjoyable. The tip also has small "dents" along it, though I never notice them during penetration. The handle is off center.

Although the insertable length is a bit smaller compared to other dildos (4"), the variety of uses makes this one a regular "go to" toy out of my toy box.

The measurements are as follows:
Length: 7"
Insertable Length: 4"
Circumference: 4.5"
Diameter: 1.25"

I love the feminine pink color that this comes in, though I find myself wishing the whole thing was pink, rather than just the tip and shaft and base (the handle is clear).

This toy is not very discreet. It looks like a dildo.

With the right padded transportation method, this one is perfect for travel. It is not terribly large, so it can easily be wrapped in a towel or in a padded toy bag for storage in a suitcase.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

I really enjoy that this toy can be used both solo and with a partner. The handle makes it easy for me to rotate in myself, and makes thrusting a bit easier than some toys without handles. The texture is definitely key on this one! The bumps feel absolutely amazing without being overwhelming. I've used other glass toys where the bumps were so raised that they were uncomfortable, but that is not the case with this one.

I've not used this anally, although I imagine for those that like anal, this would be very enjoyable!
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Glass is so easy to care for: soap and water, boiling, toy cleaner, a bleach solution, and dishwasher friendly! There are no hard to reach spots on it, so it is very low maintenance when it comes to cleaning. Remember that if you are sharing this with a partner or using both vaginally and anally, clean and sterilize it properly!!

I store this in a padded cushion bag or wrapped in a spare hand towel to avoid from it knocking into other toys.

Glass is also very lube friendly. It can be used with water or silicone based lubes, as well as oil.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I'm really disappointed that the Phallix toys are discontinued on EF. They're amazing products, and really on the higher end of the quality spectrum. They're on the pricier side for glass, but well worth it if you can find them elsewhere.

Experience

The Bump Juicer quickly became one of my favorite go to toys when it entered my life. It really feels absolutely amazing inside. I love both thrusting and rotating it, and I enjoy having a partner use it on me. I've had this toy for quite some time now, and I use it about once a week (which is a big deal...some only get used once a month or so!).

Partnered with my Form 2, reaching climax is super simple. I love the feeling of my body clenching up around the bumps!!
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  • Contributor: gwenevieve
    amazing review, this toy seems awesome
  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thank you for the nice review.
  • Contributor: charmedtomeetyou
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Hallmar82
    Thanks, I hope it is replaced with a similar product soon.
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: SecretKinksters
    I've always wanted a juicer! Great review, thanks!
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