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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Doc with a Knob for Your Ass!

I like different; I'm a different type of chick. But honestly, people, what was the thought process behind this? It may work for a stretched out ass, but for a girl who is selective about what goes up and in, this isn't the toy for you, and definitely not me.
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Pros:
Smells like a doll's head and is squishy.
Cons:
Hard to insert. Deformed round shape. Lint catcher. Small is too big, so big must be huge.
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review
I must admit that when I came across this item on EF, I was floored and a bit excited at the same time. The brief reviews enticed me even more and a part of me wanted to review it just because it looked frighteningly scary. And then it arrived at my door. When I opened the package and found a life-sized door knob looking back at me, I did a double take. I checked the box...yep, it was for me; and then I checked the size...yep, it was marked small. Clearly, this had to be a mistake. But it wasn't. This life-sized chess piece was meant for me. "What had I got myself into," was all I could say.

My curiosity wouldn't allow me to tuck it away and pretend that I never received it. So I took it out of its plastic packaging and squeezed it to death. That amused me for about five minutes. It seems that our bald, bulbous friend has a layer of PVC and bends like those orange emergency cones we stepped on as kids just to watch them bounce back to life. When you twist the plug, you can see folds in the shaft and hear that squishy sound you hear when you rub or press two pieces of PVC together.

Turning it over, you can see that the middle is of one material and the PVC is stretched over it and sealed. The bottom isn't completely flat, just like the knob isn't completely round. I blame this on the fact that there clearly must be two joined pieces.

The smell of our fright night friend isn't terribly awful and I could find myself getting used to the scent. When I gave up trying to put my finger on the scent, my partner said it smelled like a baby doll head. Eureka, she is a freaking genius! No wonder I couldn't stop sniffing it, it called out to the little girl in me; how disgustingly sweet. But that's about the only thing I like about it. Everything else about this thing scares the crap out of me and made my asshole tighten up in fear...really.

Okay, so maybe there was another nice quality about the round butt plug by Doc Johnson. It is made of PVC and is latex-, cadmium-, and phthalates-free. All of these traits are components of the sil-a-gel formula. Unfortunately, it is definitely a lint catcher and will work best with a condom on it, but who the hell can fit a condom on this?

For storage, it doesn't play nicely with other toys due to its magnetic appeal, so keep it far, far, far away from the other "kiddies."

Our handy dandy door knocker sits about 3.5" high and has a 6" circumference. If you dare to tread where few will, you have an insertable length of about 3" but only 1.5" of this is the shaft.

Okay, so because I love my loyal readers, I tried to insert this thing and had a very difficult time. The downfall with this toy is that it doesn't have a tip like most that help aid to slip it in. I think I will try a desensitizing lube to see if I have better luck. But since EF has discontinued this one, I'm thinking I'm not the only one who had issues.
Follow-up commentary
Still hate it and that's not changing. But I'm really bummed that it didn't work. With such a unique design I expected an experience I would shout about in the streets. Well, I'm shouting and you don't want to know what I'm saying.
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    • Sex
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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    • Tub/shower/pool
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Comments
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    This thing scares the living hell out of me just looking at it! I'm not a fan of anything that's too huge.
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    U know Secret I really tried to give it the benefit of a doubt and I just couldn't go through with it...it was just too much...the shape just doesn't work. Maybe someone else will have a better time at it...
  • MR Chickhabit
    MR Chickhabit  
    i dont stare longingly at the backsides of trucks, why would i want this hitch?

    good review regardless
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thanks for sharing it!
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Great reviw! It sucks it didn't work for you! I thought this would have been off to insert. The head just look so large lol hahahhaha
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    Thanks Curious and Nessa....I enjoyed the review and hated that it didn't work. I thought maybe it wasn't as big as it looked but of course I was wrong
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    Youre right Mr it does look like a hitch...lol
  • IslandGoddess
    IslandGoddess  
    Nice review
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    Thank you Goddess...
  • XYCopperheadSly
    XYCopperheadSly  
    nice review thanks
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    You're welcome XY
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    lol fright night friend. Your experience sounds like my Tristain 2!
  • Spoken Pandora
    Spoken Pandora  
    lol...yepper Lauren. I was a little upset about it but I kinda knew that it wouldn't work.
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