Gold laced G - dildo sex toy by SSA Glass - review by Badass

This toys main purpose is vaginal use. It was a nice curve that allows most women to rub their G-spot's the right way. The flat base of this toy can function as a handle and give you a better grip of the toy, and thus a better ability to thrust. The thin girth of this toy makes me recommend it highly to masturbatory beginners or those with naturally pretty small vagina's. Those who have wider vagina's, or for those size queens out there, this toy will not give you the full sensation you crave.

Since this toy has a flat base that is wider than the shaft, I see this being a good anal toy. Since it has that awesome curve, I could even see this hitting the prostate gland in some males. The flared base not only prevents the toy from sliding in, but also, as with vaginal use, gives you a better grip on the toy. This toy would be a great choice for someone who has surpassed being an anal beginner, but is not quite intermediate yet.

As with all glass toys, temperature play is an awesome bonus. This toy can be placed in your freezer to become super cold, and then you can your lover can warm it back up using your bodies' erogenous zones. Glass toys are also a great choice for hot play. If you choose to boil or microwave this toy to warm it, always feel it with the back of your hands to make sure it is not too hot. If you place it on your sensitive bits when super warm, it can create a terribly non-sexy blister.

This toy is made of Pyrex glass, which is one of the safest materials used to make sex toys. Unlike most glass in your home, this toy will not shatter if dropped. Instead, if this toy drops and breaks, it will snap in two or crack. If your glass toy ever gets a crack or chip in it, do not continue use. Pyrex glass is latex free, hypoallergenic, phthalates free, and completely nonporous.

Glass is also one of the most smooth materials used to make sex toys. This toy is completely smooth to the touch and even gently rises into the ribs, rather than have them be rough or edged. This toy has no drag to it, but if you choose to use lubrication, you are safe to use silicone, oil, or water based lubricants. This toy is also completely solid. It has no squish or squeeze whatsoever.

This toy has no smell when you initially take it out of the wrapping. It also will not retain your body's smell. Glass is permanently smell free.

This toy is very dainty and elegantly designed. It is only about 1" wide consistently from top to bottom. It is 6 1/4" long with most of that, 5 3/4", being penetrative. The flat base is 2 1/4" by 1 1/3" and is 1/2" thick at it's thickest point. So, if the ruler in your head serves you correctly, this is a small toy. While it does have some length to it, it is not nearly what anyone would consider thick. This is what leads me to think it was designed for a beginner. The flat base makes it a nice choice for a person who is at the intermediate level with anal penetration.

The glass of this toy is mostly clear and can be easily seen though. It does have many upraised lines that are all yellow gold in color. The toy has 4 direct lines that come from the bottom to the head and many crisscross lines that meet over these direct lines. The rim of the head has 2 bulging lines that wrap around to form the accurate shape of the head. The head of this toy even has an anatomically correct meatus, or urine opening. The base also has a thin layer of the yellow gold color on the very bottom.

If you are looking for a thin toy with a slight curve, this toy will perform excellently for you. If you are a size queen or king or someone looking for the full sensation, it may not be your bag. The upraised lines that cover the shaft of the toy add extra sensation. The bulges are the head also give you something to grip onto when using vaginally and add to the texture. I was able to reach my G-spot easily with this toy, but it simply did not have the girth I generally enjoy. The toy is great, just not for me.

Since it is made of glass, this toy is amazing for temperature play. It does not take it very long at all to get good and cold. I also feel it retains the cold for an adequate amount of time. After being placed in the freezer over night, the toy takes about 30 minutes to get warmed up to your body temperature when used externally. If you slide the toy inside yourself while it is cold, it may warm up more quickly.

This toy has no vibration functions whatsoever. Even though this toy has a flat base, it will not work properly with a harness. The flat base is more like a wing and only protrudes from the underside. Relative to the meatus, the "wing" pops out about where the testicles would be hanging.

Since this toy is made of glass, it is one of the easiest toys to clean. Antibaterial soap and warm water are the most used options, but you can also clean with a sex toy cleaner or a wipe down with the 90% water and 10% bleach solution. Yet another option available to clean your glass toy is rubbing alcohol. Since this toy has ribs that spiral around the toy, you will want to pay close attention to those when cleaning. Make sure you get any and all bacteria out of those grooves.

This toy comes to you with a red velour storage pouch. While this will prevent the toy from getting a crack or chip when stored in your underwear drawer, it will not protect the toy from another toy clinking against it in your toy box. I recommend buying a thicker pouch if you intend on storing with other toys. If you cannot purchase another pouch and must store with other toys, you may want to at least wrap with a wash cloth for added padding.

This glass toy comes to you in minimal packaging. The toy itself is wrapped in bubble wrap inside a red velour storage pouch. While this storage pouch will keep your toy safe scratches, it is not very padded, and will not protect the toy from knocking against another toy and snapping in two or cracking.

This toy does not come with any information or directions for care. It comes with no stickers or tags on the pouch or toy itself.

I had been eyeing this glass dildo since I first arrived on the Eden scene, but it always got pushed aside for something else. So, imagine my surprise and joy when it was my free gift last week. Sadly, I had the size specifics of the toy all wrong and it is much smaller than I had imagined. I'm glad I now have it and my curiosity for the toy is now sated, but I'm really glad for another reason. I'm really happy I didn't pay for it, because if I had, I would be slightly depressed.