Crystal jellies anal starter - anal toy by Doc Johnson - review by BigGuyFunTime

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Little less package, lot more action!

If you are into anal play, then it is a buy at this price. There's just a few things you have to work around to get the job done.
Published:
Pros:
Reasonable price, small enough to hide, great detail.
Cons:
Smells like pool shock, limp, suction cup sucks.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Another week that an EF box arrives at my door with a product that has yet to impress. The Crystal Jellies Anal starter, by Doc Johnson, package was taking up the majority of the box. Inside of the clear package was the anal starter. Pink, small, and in a package WAY too large for such a tiny dong.

The price was very very reasonable for a Doc Johnson product. Which has yet to let the wife and I down.

As usual, my wife see's the box and instantly runs to the bedroom with me. She strips down and throws on the new Cuban Heel stockings I bought her. (reviews later) I pull out this little thing and she has NO idea what to say. Until "What is that piece of $#!+?". I inform her what it's used for and she agrees to try it out. I open the package and get hit in the face with a smell that reminds me of shocking my swimming pool. After a antibacterial wash and dry the smell still remained. "Oh well" and off to the bedroom I went.

I slapped a little big of lube on the toy and started with the anal play. The thing was so flimsy it bent all over the place. "Strike two!". Once I had it inserted I placed the suction cup onto the little board we use for suction toys. It wouldn't stay. No matter how hard you pushed, it wouldn't stay!. "Strike three".

The one good thing about this toy is the flopping look it has while soaring across the bedroom and into the bathroom tub (to get washed and dried for try #2). A follow up review will be posted. Until then, I will use the other insane amounts of toys to please my wife.
Follow-up commentary
The only thing I have found this toy useful for is double penetration. Only DV to where I can control it. Other than that, the suction cup sucks and it's WAY too limp. The smell eventually goes away after a couple washings. I wouldn't say I don't like it. I will say it was a disappointment from Mr. Doc Johnson.
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My Crystal jellies anal starter tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Good for anal
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Comments
  • AshMegYo
    AshMegYo  
    Great review! Thanks for sharing
  • G&L
    G&L  
    Sorry you didn't like it.
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    I recommend getting toys made of better materials, like a silicone one. Sorry you didn't like it, maybe a better material will be the right answer
  • Sangsara
    Sangsara  
    Yucky jelly but thanx!
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Jelly = Sorry you had such a rough time with this one. Better luck next time! You also might want to try adding some more details about the product into your review. Your experience was an enjoyable read, but customers need the details like size, material, texture, etc, too. Keep 'em coming!
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Jelly = Sorry you had such a rough time with this one. Better luck next time! You also might want to try adding some more details about the product into your review. Your experience was an enjoyable read, but customers need the details like size, material, texture, etc, too. Keep 'em coming!
  • kittenfacery
    kittenfacery  
    thanks for the review
  • Artishok
    Artishok  
    thanks for the review!
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Thanks for sharing
  • Kirill1171
    Kirill1171  
    nice
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