More like floppy Minnie!If you're looking for a nice, firm g-spot dildo, keep looking. This toy is a thin, wobbly hair-magnet, and drags against skin way too much. All in all, the only thing this toy is good for is a lint roller.
I'd like to say that this worked well as a g-spot toy, but sadly, it didn't quite live up to my standards (more on that later).
The only texture to this toy is the ridge at the bottom of the head, which was a little nice, but not quite enough and had the tendency to get stuck on my pelvic bone (ouch!).
The big thing that turned me off of this toy was just how wobbly it is. It's nearly impossible to keep it against my g-spot, which is absolutely frustrating. The material isn't too soft, but it's way too pliable to actually use.
Another thing I'd like to add, this toy collects hair just as much as my jelly toys, which I was pretty disappointed in. It also collects dust and pretty much any kind of debris you have on your floor if you accidentally drop it. Maybe it could second as a lint roller.
Although it's not shaped like a penis, it's not shaped like anything else, so I don't think I'd recommend it for travel, especially since it has the brand name around the base. Since it's kinda on the small size, it'd be easy to hide in a sock or the back of a drawer.
Speaking of the base, it is a very wide base, which I was glad to see since some of my toys have very small, weak bases. This toy, however, has a wide, firm base, which is absolutely wonderful. I haven't yet used it in my harness yet, but I don't think I plan to since the head is a little flat and might be bothersome if you're new to anal.
I keep the thinny minnie in its packaging since I don't have to worry about roommates, although a great place to keep it would be in a locked box or maybe in a drawer.
Sadly, silicone toys don't work with silicone lubes since the lube will ruin the toy. However, it will work with natural and water based lubes. You should also keep silicone toys separate from your other toys since they can merge with the toy and it will be ruined.