The thinny minnie - g-spot dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Pandy

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If you're looking for a nice, firm g-spot dildo, keep looking. This toy is a thin, wobbly hair-magnet, and drags against skin way too much. All in all, the only thing this toy is good for is a lint roller.
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Pros:
Safe material, easy to clean
Cons:
Not firm at all, collects too much hair, gets stuck on the pubic bone easily
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

The thinny minnie is a pretty straightforward toy- it has a bent, flat head for g-spot stimulation, and it also has a nice wide base that makes it comparable with a harness, which would also make it safe to use for anal, although I've only tried it for g-spot stimulation so far.

I'd like to say that this worked well as a g-spot toy, but sadly, it didn't quite live up to my standards (more on that later).
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The one thing I really like about this toy is that it's made out of silicone, which has a safety rating of ten on the EF materials scale. Although, that's where my happiness ends with this toy. The silicone this toy is made out of has an incredible amount of drag, and in order to use it, I had to use quite a bit of lube just to get it in me. It doesn't have any smell to it, and it doesn't have any taste, which is good, but not enough to make up for the drag of the silicone.

The only texture to this toy is the ridge at the bottom of the head, which was a little nice, but not quite enough and had the tendency to get stuck on my pelvic bone (ouch!).

The big thing that turned me off of this toy was just how wobbly it is. It's nearly impossible to keep it against my g-spot, which is absolutely frustrating. The material isn't too soft, but it's way too pliable to actually use.

Another thing I'd like to add, this toy collects hair just as much as my jelly toys, which I was pretty disappointed in. It also collects dust and pretty much any kind of debris you have on your floor if you accidentally drop it. Maybe it could second as a lint roller.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The whole reason I got this toy in the first place was because of its shape. The head looked like it would be just perfect for my anatomy and I absolutely loved the fact that it's harness compatible. Unfortunately, this toy just wasn't nearly firm enough to help me find my g-spot, and eventually, I just gave up. It's not very thick and it's not too long, but it's long enough so you could use all of its length if you really wanted to. Since its not all that thick, I would just suggest this to a beginner rather than somebody more experienced.
Although it's not shaped like a penis, it's not shaped like anything else, so I don't think I'd recommend it for travel, especially since it has the brand name around the base. Since it's kinda on the small size, it'd be easy to hide in a sock or the back of a drawer.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Performance

The best thing about this toy is its material, and even that isn't the best since it collects so much hair and dust. Silicone is body safe and can be easily sanitized so that you can use it with a partner. It does have a base, after all.

Speaking of the base, it is a very wide base, which I was glad to see since some of my toys have very small, weak bases. This toy, however, has a wide, firm base, which is absolutely wonderful. I haven't yet used it in my harness yet, but I don't think I plan to since the head is a little flat and might be bothersome if you're new to anal.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is very easy to clean. You can wash it with soap and water, you can wash it with toy cleaner, you can put it on the top rack of your dishwasher, and best of all, you can sanitize it by boiling it for a few minutes, which makes it completely safe for partner play. It's non-porous so you don't have to worry about it gathering bacteria like jelly.

I keep the thinny minnie in its packaging since I don't have to worry about roommates, although a great place to keep it would be in a locked box or maybe in a drawer.

Sadly, silicone toys don't work with silicone lubes since the lube will ruin the toy. However, it will work with natural and water based lubes. You should also keep silicone toys separate from your other toys since they can merge with the toy and it will be ruined.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging for this toy was pretty boring, but it wasn't too discreet since it lists how you can use the toy and the plastic clamshell case is shaped like the toy. There were no specific instructions, but this toy is pretty straightforward. It's easily recycled, which is definitely a plus. Since this toys packaging isn't discreet I wouldn't recommend using it as a gift box.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
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Comments
  • ToyGeek
    ToyGeek  
    What a shame, it looks like such a good toy in pictures. Thank you for an excellent review!
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thank you for the nice review. It would be helpful if you include the measurements of the dildo in your review, it's better than just telling people 'It's not very thick and it's not too long'.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Thanks for reviewing
  • skeeterlynn
    skeeterlynn  
    Great review thank you!
  • Dixiemomma
    Dixiemomma  
    i had same issues with mine... thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Good review.
  • Yummybite
    Yummybite  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Shame that its not really firm
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Nice review! Wish it were more firm. Thanks for sharing!!
  • Gluesnffr
    Gluesnffr  
    thanks for the review
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thanks for sharing, I have this. I like it even if it's flexible.
  • Anne
    Anne  
    great review
  • SUBMISSIVE
    SUBMISSIVE  
    Thanks a lot
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Great review!
  • Kirill1171
    Kirill1171  
    beautiful
  • sexy34
    sexy34  
    thank you
  • elli
    elli  
    Thank you for the review!
  • bog
    bog  
    Thank you!
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    I don't need a new lint roller...lol...thanks for the heads up
  • FieryRed
    FieryRed  
    Damn, if only that "head" ridge was rounded so it wouldn't catch on the pubic bone! Could have been a great one for me. Thanks for the info!
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