Classic butt plug junior - anal toy by Doc Johnson - review by Linga

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My A$$ Says F#%K NO!

It's a rubber plug that smells, it's porous and is potentially hazardous to your health, it also has the added happy happy joy joy fun of raised razor like lettering that grates against your butt hole YAY!
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Pros:
-Um, do I have to put something here?
Cons:
-OMG, the pain
-Rubber
-Too small
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I love plugs, beads and pretty much anything that I can stick up my bum, so after having my son and being quite sore down there for a long time (they have to cut but I won't go into detail) I was really sad and quite scared of anal play. One day I decided that I'd had enough of shying away from my most favoured backdoor pleasures and went on the hunt for the best plug to start out again. I soon came across such a sweet, innocent and friendly to beginners plug. It was called the Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plug Junior and I had to have it right away! When my new anal friend got to me I was so excited and didn't hesitate on lubing up and delving into some gentle fun but my glee was short lived when I inserted my brand new pal and then sat down. Something felt weird, something felt pokey but it wasn't the plug itself so what the hell was it? Removing the plug told me exactly what it was, someone had decided that RAISED firm rubber lettering that spell out Doc Johnson at the very base of my plug was a good idea???? What the hell were they thinking.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The Classic Butt Plug Junior or CBPJ as I will call it just to save my dang fingers, is made from rubber. Not the best material but when I bought it I had no idea that there was a huge difference with sex toy materials, not only with textures and firmness but health and safety too.

So yes, it is rubber which only gets it a 3 on the safety scale, it is porous and it doesn't come with any of the awesome and encouraging tags like "latex free, hypo-allergenic, phthalate free". It is a rubber with a softer, almost flesh like core that gives the bulk of the plug a nice squish. Honestly though a silicone option would be a much better way to go in my opinion if for nothing but the safety reasons.

The rubber does have a smell, it smells like... well rubber! It's not one that will fill your whole room in an ungodly "badly made" sex toy stench but holding it near your face will not be the most fun. As for taste, you will forgive me for not licking my CBPJ since I bought it long ago and it has been used without a condom. I might be brave enough to test some things just for a review but not this one!
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Ok, so as I explained before, I bought the CBPJ for the non-intimidating size and shape and that part lived up to my expectations but maybe a little too well. It is a very VERY thin plug which would be fantastic for beginners I guess, it's not scary at all but it also slips out with the slightest of squeezes and you will be wanting to go up a size very quickly.

Now for my biggest beef about this toy, who in their right mind wants that scratchy, raised lettering rubbing against their butt hole? Oh. My. God, it hurts so bad, like a little elves are sanding your backdoor with tiny cheese graters! Honestly I hate it, it could be slightly better if the base wasn't so rigid and could flex a little, taking the pressure off the font from hell but alas that's not the case and the hard base keeps the torturous type exactly where you DON'T want it.
    • Beginner

Performance

This might be harsh but not nearly as harsh as the pain this thing caused my rear. I plain and simply do NOT like this toy. I hate it actually, it's to small to be any good for anything but to make you realise that your backdoor, even as a total beginner wants something a bit more substantial.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Hmm. Other than throwing it in the bin, I would say for your own safety please use a condom with this toy and wash it with a good toy cleaner or some anti-bacterial soap but if you can find one or can stretch for a bit better material then buy a silicone one!

As for storage, this is again porous and I wouldn't and don't keep it anywhere near my other toys. The porous can hold and will transfer bacteria. In fact I keep it in a box of toys that I hate and won't use ever again.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
I hate it! Horrible, horrible toy that caused me a ton of pain and not the kind I like either.
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Comments
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    OUCH! (Not the good kind, I agree.) I like plugs, no I LOVE plugs. But, I don't like those that have cheese grater attributes.

    Thanks for taking one for the team, Linga.

    I'm guessing you had a 3rd or 4th degree tear when you had your boy? EEEK! No fun. Next baby (if there is one) DO NOT let them give you an episiotomy at all. You are actually more likely to tear than if they leave you alone.

    I hope your next butt adventure is better.
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    just ouch is all i can say sorry u hatedthis
  • Ser Pounce-a-lot
    Ser Pounce-a-lot  
    Wow. All I can say is ouch! What a terrible design for a plug. What kind of rocket surgeon thought raised lettering would be a good idea? Thanks for warning others about this.
  • toxie m
    toxie m  
    What a stupid way to ruin a pretty great beginner design! Love your review, you definitely had me laughing. Sorry for your pain!
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great review, sorry for the bad experience.
  • LittleA
    LittleA  
    That sounds awful, thank you!
  • Cream in the Cupcake
    Cream in the Cupcake  
    I got a similar plug in the past and yes, it was awful! Great review and thank you for making this known. Ouch!
  • PeachieClean
    PeachieClean  
    Watched the video, I like that your nails matched the plug. LOL
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Good review! I think I will take my chances.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Cant be that bad
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Awesome review! Thx!
  • TrophyWife
    TrophyWife  
    Ty
  • Artishok
    Artishok  
    great review, thanks for sharing
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    xjonxthexgreenx  
    thanks for the review
  • girlparts
    girlparts  
    Your review would benefit from an editor.
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