Water missile probe - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by BusyMe

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Nice And Sweet

Enough of the bullet already! Don't worry honey someone put a vibrator on a stick and I think you'll like this!
Nice for a fantasy, Super Clean, Clitoral Stimuli
Butt Stuff
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy has a torpedo top. I tried to really think of an excellent reason for the top to be so much thicker than the rest of the whole vibrator other than anal play. It is certainly one of those things that wish you could ask the designer, "What were you aiming for when you made the Water Missile Probe?" I did end up thinking of one reason for the odd shape, and it was that after intercourse your vagina is very sensitive. This toy won't over stimulate certain areas but is good for being an amped super toy. Maybe even a good shower buddy for those times when you just didn't have enough time to finish and you needed to get into the shower.

The other use is what it was intended for which is anal probing, as in male stimulation for the prostate area. The probe pushes against the perfect spot to strengthen orgasms in females and males. This type of stimulation is sometimes called dual stimulation. For instance, guys and girls can both use anally while pleasing themselves, just girls can use for double penetration/during sex, and for use especially with foreplay.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This silver blue super slim torpedo shaped water vibe has no smell and is very sleek. I don't think it matters whether you're a beginner or someone who is advanced at having used a vibrator. There's no texture to cause pain and its use is self explanatory. It is made out of very safe smooth plastic which is hypo-allergenic and food safe material.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

I like the color the most because it fits with the watery theme. The size is also nice, I could definitely use this in the pool area in the backyard. With a length of 5 1/2" it's insertable at 4 1/2", which shortens the time when you're stimulating other areas to the time it is back inside. The widest area of the probe is at the top which means it is top heavy. It's almost like gluing an egg to a stick, which makes it hard to set down on its end. At 0.2 lbs. it isn't heavy but the multi-speed dial does come on if you're jostling things around. So if you decide that this is your go to for traveling, I would take it in the carry on just in case.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are fairly strong with a multi-speed turn dial. It performs great in the water, but if you drop it in a bathtub it makes ALOT of noise. Something compairable to a piece of hail crashing threw the roof. Other than that its performance is something definitely unique because of the power it creates a tunnel feeling. So when you insert it and pull out and insert it again there's a hollow feeling created by the bulbous tip creating a "WILD" feeling.
    • Off-balance

Care and Maintenance

Super duper easy to maintain: rinse, wash with toy cleaner, and clean around the black rubber ring where the seal is created. Then let it air dry and you're done.

I do recommend lube,since it is a little top heavy. It also depends on how vigiorously you insert it. You could use any lube available for insertable toys this toy is 100% COMPATIBLE. If you decide not to USE LUBE then it would be nice to insert your finger for a guide to make for a smooth process. Also to store the piece you should buy a container or bag if your not going to keep the pop open plastic display box it came in. The odd shape can make it easy to lose.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
That's some good stuff. My review is basically vaginal stuff and a little around downtown. It's gets better the more you use it..
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