Slimline anal rocket - vibrating probe by Topco Sales - review by Anally Fixated

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Nice, Inexpensive Anal Toy for Beginners

Overall, I would recommend purchasing this toy! It's very inexpensive, and in my opinion is a steal at its minimal price. If you're a beginner and looking for something cheap and easy to use, then this toy is for you. I had a really good time with this toy because of the amazing vibrations and the ribbed contouring. The vibrations combined with the toy itself are great for warm-up before attempting to insert a larger toy in the same session.
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Pros:
Powerful vibrations; very quiet; flexible material; smooth; good for beginners.
Cons:
Lack of variety in regards to vibration; assembly of toy is required.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

As blatantly stated in the name of the product, the Slimline Anal Rocket is perfect for...THAT'S RIGHT, ANAL INSERTION!!! In all seriousness, this anal toy is especially great for anal beginners or even those who are not looking for that full feeling of a butt plug or a dildo, for example. If you angle the toy just right, you can even stimulate the prostate very efficiently. It can be used in a wide array of settings because it is very quiet. It's noise roughly mimics the sound level of a quietly vibrating phone, so it's not going to wake your neighbors.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Detachable vibrator
    • Strong vibrations
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The biggest positive to the Slimline Anal Rocket is the bulbous top and the ribbed sides down the remainder of the toy. This design is similar to that of anal beads, but in my opinion, is far superior to beads. Beads are not easily controlled and typically don't allow for vibrations. The overall design also allows for easy probing and thrusting of the toy because the material is so flexible. The Slimline Anal Rocket is made out of a jelly material, so it is very smooth to the touch. It's phtalate free, which is a positive. It does have an odor, but it is only very slight and not that noticeable.
In regards to sterilization and potential sharing of the toy, the following clarifies this. *Thanks to Maiden for pointing this out* NO, the toy can't be sterilized per se, which is why I recommend using a condom with it and then spraying it with antibacterial toy cleaner. That's honestly the best recommendation that I can provide for this kind of material. Jelly-based sex toys have the innate disadvantage of not being able to be sterilized due in part to the material's low melting point(DO NOT attempt to boil because it will melt) as well as its porous nature. So, the moral of the story is as follows: only use it in ONE orifice; DON'T share with others; ALWAYS use with a condom.
    • Light odor
    • Non-sterilizable
    • Ribbed

Design / Shape / Size

While it may be quiet, this toy is certainly not for people who don't like heavy vibrations because this thing really fires on all cylinders. For being such a small toy, it packs quite a punch!! The heavy vibrations relax your sphincter very well, making insertion painless and simple. It is VERY flexible so in order to ensure proper insertion, you should hold the top of it and guide it in. It does slide in very easily, however, when properly guided. This toy is a little bit wider than a typical small-sized butt plug. The insertable length is about 6", which is pretty perfect in my book. One of the negatives I found with the design is that it must be put together before using it. You must fit the probe portion on top of the vibrating base, which turns out to be rather difficult. You have to stretch the jelly material over the base, so it takes a few minutes to actually get the thing together. This negative is also a potential positive, however. Being that the insertable portion of the toy can be removed, this allows for the vibrator portion of it to be easily and discreetly stored by a woman in her purse for some fun time while out.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

While the Slimline Anal Rocket may be quiet, this toy is certainly not for people who don't like heavy vibrations because this thing really fires on all cylinders. For being such a small toy, it packs quite a punch!! The vibrations emanate from the bottom of the toy, but the vibrations efficiently surge throughout the entire toy to create quite the pleasurable experience. It does only have one vibration setting, which is ULTRA HIGH, so just be aware of that if you enjoy varying the degrees of vibration during a play session. The control for it is very simple and straightforward. Just twist the bottom of the toy and, voila, it turns on. I would not recommend using this in the shower or bath. It doesn't seem capable of being waterproof in my experience.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

I found this toy very easy to care for. I simply sprayed it with some antibacterial toy cleaner and that seemed to do the trick. I stored it in my bedroom closet, and it was fine use after use. I use this toy with water-based lubricant just because it seems to feel better with that kind of lube as opposed to silicone lube. It is compatible with silicone lube, however.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy comes packaged in a very non-discreet way. The front of the packaging displays a scantily clad woman bending over and seemingly licking the top of the toy. It doesn't come with any instructions at all, but the toy is pretty self-explanatory. The packaging doesn't serve as a good container for storage purposes. Once you open the packaging, it's only use from there is becoming part of a garbage heap.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Not good for storage
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Comments
  • crzfool
    crzfool  
    Nice job on this review...you really put everything out on the table about this toy...you may have just convinced me to buy this
  • SexyySarah
    SexyySarah  
    Great review, and was this your first? Awesome if so!
  • Anally Fixated
    Anally Fixated  
    Yup, this was my first review!! Glad you enjoyed it!!
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    Good first review! Only thing I had questions about was the material. Can it be sterilized? I know this is not much of a problem for some one who is going to use this as it is intended for anal play, but IF they want to share it OR they are a woman and want to use it vaginally too, it is problem if you can't sterilize it. Jelly is very porous. Other than, I really like your writing style and will be voting for you to become advanced. It wouldn't hurt to hook up with a mentor to hone your review writing skills, but you are leagues ahead of most new reviewers I see on here. Good Job! I look forward to reading more from you!
  • Anally Fixated
    Anally Fixated  
    @ Maiden: I knew I forgot to put something in there. I will update it with the new information. To answer your question, NO, the toy can't be sterilized per se, which is why I recommend using a condom with it and then spraying it with antibacterial toy cleaner. That's honestly the best recommendation that I can provide. Jelly-based sex toys have the innate disadvantage of not being able to be sterilized due in part to the material's low melting point(no boiling) as well as its porous nature. So, the moral of the story is only use it in ONE orifice, DON'T share, and ALWAYS use with a condom. I appreciate you pointing that out. Also, thanks for the vote and hopefully I will join you as an advanced reviewer. Finally, the mentor program is a great idea, so thanks for recommending that also!!!
  • Heartthrob
    Heartthrob  
    Wow, I've never had a toy that you had to put together. Even so, this sounds great.
  • Anally Fixated
    Anally Fixated  
    @ Heartthrob: Yea, it is kind of a pain in the butt(pun intended lol) to have put the insertable portion on the vibrating part. It takes a lot of fiddling around with it and you have to stretch the material just right otherwise it slips right off and you have to do it again. Once you get it on, though, it stays on unless you remove it again. This is only a minor issue, but in my opinion, it kind of adds to the suspense before you use it. If you buy it, let me know what you think.
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Soudns like it would be exactly what I like except for the material it's made of...my body has a major issue with jelly products. Sux really cause the cutest toys seem to be made of jelly! Excellent reviews!
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    Thanks for responding so quickly!
  • Anally Fixated
    Anally Fixated  
    @ Airen Wolf: I'm glad you liked the reviews!! That sucks that jelly doesn't go behave with you. You're right that a lot of good-looking toys are jelly. However, I do hate the fact that it's so porous and can't be sterilized because I would love to feel some of the toys like they're meant to be felt.

    @Maiden: No, thank you!! I really appreciate the feedback!!
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    Excellent!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Great first review!
  • Hotlink
    Hotlink  
    Thank you.
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