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All in all, this item was an huge disappointment to me. I wasn't aware that it was even an anal toy until doing some final research on it this morning. I had a lot of problems with this toy and to be honest, I have nothing good to say at all.
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Pros:
I couldn't find anything good to say about this item.
Cons:
Overly pliable, overly loud, didn't know it was for anal play, can't get the bullet out of the toy.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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I got the Royal Mini-Mole right after Christmas and am just now getting around to the review, as I honestly had no idea what this thing was for. I wanted to give it time and plenty of chances to see if I could figure it out, and that just wasn't able to happen.

When I received the item, it came in a basic, clear plastic package with a vibrant colored paper inside, that actually looked like it would be packaged for a child's toy. Nowhere on the packaging did it say anything about it being a prostate/anal toy. I honestly thought that it was for the g-spot. It wasn't until I got online this morning to do the review, that the search came up with the words anal-vibrator following it. Talk about shock and disappointment.

The toy itself is silicone, and is about 5 inches and very slender, with a bit of a bulb as the tip. At the base of the toy, it widens out and has a mini bullet shoved inside a hole in the bottom. As soon as I set it down, it was covered in lint and hair. A quick wipe with a anti-bacterial wipe fixed that right up. When testing out the item, I made sure to use a water based lube, as it is a silicone toy. And seeing that I now know it is an anal/prostate toy, please make sure to use a condom if you are sharing this item.

When I opened it to insert my two AA batteries, one of the first things I noticed is that I couldn't see which side should be positive and negative. So it was a guessing game. In much better lighting, I finally see the small "+/-" on it.

Once I finally got it on, it was loud. There are 4 settings to it, none of them really that strong at all. I would compare the highest vibration on it to a low/medium vibration on my best vibrators. The lowest setting on it made it sound all sluggish and slow. I tried several sets of batteries over the time that I have had it, it has never changed.

The bullet is supposed to be removable I think. It looks to be but honestly, I can't get mine to come out of the shaft of the toy. I am scared to pull it for fear of loosening or pulling out the wire, that runs the bullet. There is nothing for me to grasp onto to even begin to get it out.

I am actually struggling with words here to explain this item to you, because I honestly have nothing good to say about it. The shaft is overly pliable. And I can't imagine, had I known it was an anal toy, that I would of been able to play with it solo that way, because of how soft it was.

It also states on the package that it is waterproof. I did not use this for that kind of play, as I don't trust getting any bullet wet. This one was no different and I was nervous that it would ruin it. There is nothing blocking the end of the bullet, where the wire goes into it.
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My Royal mini-mole tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • mrs poop.
    mrs poop.  
    Thanks C:
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    im gonna skip on this one
  • ltco
    ltco  
    ty
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    interesting
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