Parody = Funny; I am Lost on the Comedic Element

I am not keen on porn thrillers, I guess. When I see the word parody, I think funny and this movie was not at all laughable. This is not one that I can see us watching during a night of fun. It would totally kill the mood.
Published:
Pros:
Nice camera work, great guy on girl oral scene
Cons:
ATM, not a true parody, dark premise.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


I've been looking forward to this movie. I am now questioning my own judgment on what would make a good adult parody or not. I believe many viewers will be sorely disappointed with this purchase simply based on this fact: the definition of parody is that which is to make fun of or to add a comedic element to and this movie does neither of those things at all.

Those who are looking for Basic Instinct with more sex or a Porn Thriller, this might be more up your alley! This adult film does a nice job of keeping the original characters intact and the original story’s integrity holds up nicely.

Front Cover:
The front cover features Breanne Benson and Michael Vegas in an embrace, with Breanne digging her nails into Michael’s back (you can read into that what you wish to me it says, “I’m the backstabber killer!”).

Back Cover:
Features 24 snapshots from the movie and a plot summary. (The summary claims “…this hilarious parody…” NOT! The only thing that was the least bit funny was the snarky dialog between the cops.)

Disc Menu:
-Play Movie
-Scene Selections
-Trailers
-Gallery
-Popshots
Movie Summary:
Catherine Trammel (Breanne Benson) is a novelist and the number one suspect in Nick Curran’s (Michael Vegas) murder investigation. She is accused of murdering her rock star boyfriend (Johnny Boz) with an ice pick, while he was having sex with her. However, there is no hard evidence linking her to the crime. Nick has demons of his own, with a history of sex addiction (hence the reason he is still seeing his therapist), he is currently under an Internal Affairs investigation himself. It comes out that Catherine’s first book was about a girl who killed her rocker boyfriend and her last book was about a girl who offs her parents (oddly enough, her parents died when she was young).

The movie opens with a beautiful overview of San Francisco and Breanne (even though you never fully see her face, it is implied it is her) having sex with Johnny Boz. She ties his wrists together above his head, she reaches for an ice pick while his eyes are closed. The scene abruptly cuts to 3 cops in the bedroom discussing how much “jizz” is all over the place.

The cops show up at Catherine’s house to find Roxie (Lexi Belle) clad in nothing but a pair of panties and a leather jacket and sauntering down the massive staircase. She tells them, “Cat didn’t kill Johnny Boz because I was fucking her last night.”

When the cops question Catherine, she admits to fucking both of them last night. As they leave, Nick catches a sneak peak at Catherine in nothing but a sheer nighty through the window.

Scene 1. Roxie (Lexi Belle) and Catherine Trammel(Breanne Benson) (15:00)
Catherine strips and Roxie comes in for the kiss. (The music starts in loud and obnoxious) Roxie works her kisses downward to find Cat’s snatch. They move to the floor and Roxie gets some tongue action. Catherine moves into position allowing Roxie to give her a good finger banging.

The scene cuts to the police telling Catherine they need to take her in for questioning. At the station, she is in the infamous white dress with no panties on.

Cut to Nick coming into his house to find his psychiatrist, Beth, on his couch.

Scene 2. Beth, Police Psychiatrist,(Lyla Storm) and Nick (Michael Vegas) (17:35)
The scene begins with Beth telling Nick she is trying to save his badge that Internal Affairs wants so desperately. (He banged 6 girls awhile back during their spring break.) He tells her how "hard" things have been lately and she begins doing a strip tease, in a game of show me yours and I’ll show you mine. (Enter the annoyingly misplaced music) Nick looks at her like a sex starved man and finally attacks her pussy with his tongue (one of the best, as well as the longest – nearly 10 minutes on her alone - oral performances we’ve seen in a LONG time). You will see throat grabbing, oral, finger banging, hair grabbing, throat fucking, plenty of ball sucking, excessive spitting, reverse cowgirl, modified missionary that goes on forever and finally a facial finish.

Scene 3. The Hooker (Francesca Le) and LT Nilsen (Ryan McLane) (17:40)
Francesca, a hooker, is waiting in an interrogation room to be strip searched when the Internal Affairs cop, LT Nilsen (Ryan) comes in. She coaxes him into being a dirty little boy for her. He ensures she is not hiding anything internally. He fingers her while eating her out. They switch positions and she gives him a blowjob. You will see reverse cowgirl, one-legged doggy, modified missionary and again, a facial finish.
Experience
Scene 4. Police Captain (Brandy Aniston) and Gus (Will Powers) (16:24)
The Captain comes into Gus’s office and informs him that Nilsen is dead, Beth is a suspect in one of the murders and suspicion is on Nick too. Gus realizes it is just the two of them they can trust and they decide to play the game of show me your and I’ll show you mine also. She tears off her clothes and crawls over the top of the desk to meet Gus with a kiss. He lays her on her back for some oral, she returns the favor. You will see ball sucking, titty fucking, modified missionary PIV, anal w/reverse cowgirl (lots of yelling and vicious growling from her), and a facial finish yet again (Great scene, too bad, it ends with ATM, eww).

Scene 5. Catherine (Breanne Benson) and Nick (Michael Vegas) (16:02)
The annoying music is back. You will see blurry camera shots, Catherine giving Nick oral, doggy, cowgirl, modified missionary and he finished on her belly.

Catherine reaches for the ice pick and the movie ends.

My Take:
I was not a fan of this movie. The added comedic element was just not there enough to be able to classify this as a parody. The sex was, for the most part, pretty repetitive. The best scene, for me, was scene 2; the attention Michael Vegas gives Lyla’s lips is phenomenal. I personally found the premise too dark to be enjoyable as porn. In my opinion, if a movie is going to be dark, then it should delve deeper into some darker aspects of sexuality. There was great potential for BDSM here that was not taken advantage of.

That said, this movie only rates 3 stars in my book.
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  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Great Review I wonder if they just put parody on it because that all the rage today.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks. i think i will pass on this one, does not sound like my kind of movie. the ATM always ruins a porn for me.
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    @ namelesschaos, no it even says something about this movie being hilarious on the disc cover.

    @sloppy donkey, yeah, I was all excited on that scene until I saw that. ATM totally ruins it for me too.

    Thanks for the nice comments guys.
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