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Pure Gold? Pure pain in my ass!

Pure gold - more like pure pain in my ass. This product may be good for those into anal play. Those that are not, beware - this product is probably not for you. Although it is a good product for beginners, I didn't have the experience of "pure gold"!
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Pros:
Made of good material
Cons:
Beads may be too big for some to handle
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

First off, I am not a big anal play person. These beads only added to my desire to keep away from anal contact. Made by the California Exotics company, these beads are not something I would recommend to anyone, especially those that are not into anal play. They are inserted anally and slowly moved in and out. This toy can be used by yourself or with a partner. If you have never used anal beads before, then these are a great starter set but my personal experience was not what I was expecting. I used lubrication when using these beads, however, I was only able to make it up to the 5th bead before I could not handle what felt like a strong pressure and had to remove them. I did try slowly thrusting them almost like you would a dildo, but even that was not a comfortable experience for me. I would not recommend fast hard thrusting, as this may cause pain or the beads to be forced in too fast or far.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This toy is made from Phthalates free PVC. PVC is water resistant and does not require a ton of maintenance. PVC also has a somewhat soft and smooth, but firm feeling to it. It weighs in at an 8 on the safety scale. If you squeeze the beads, they have a flexible very slight squishy feeling to them. The beads are also flexible and can be bent and manipulated in a lot of different ways. The smell of the beads upon opening the package was that of a strong plastic or rubber. They had a similar smell to that of a 25 cent bouncy ball. They really didn't have a taste to them and I strictly tasted them (before use) for review purposes. The fact that this toy is made of PVC and is flexible definitely helps when it comes to using the product. You can angle the beads to help fit right, rather then trying to put a circle in a triangle hole. I think these beads are for beginners to more advanced users. I am on the beginner end of this type of toy and found it easy to use due to the flexibility of the toy, although I was not fond of the feeling what so ever. For me, I felt like I had to poop when using these beads and I had trouble keeping the beads in long enough to find out if that was what was going to happen or not.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The extreme pure gold anal beads have your average anal bead look. They come in 2 colors, gold and silver. There are 10 beads that taper from small to large. Each bead increases in size by about double the size of the bead before it. Each bead is about 1/2" apart and the total length of the toy is 12 3/4". At the very end of the beads there is a hoop that you use to hold onto the beads and manipulate them with. The measurements of the product are as follows:
Length: 12 3/4"
Insertable length: 10 1/4"
Circumfrence: 3"
Diameter: 1"
Weight: 0.2lb
Balls are spaced at 1/2"
For me, the ring at the top was very helpful when understanding how my body would take to these beads. It is easy to grasp and move the beads as needed with this ring. The beads themselves, being smooth and with some added lubrication, slid in rather easy. Like I mentioned above, being someone who is not into anal play that much, it was still hard for me to get used to using this type of toy. I was uncomfortable in trying these beads out and I was very intimidated by them. For me, the size of beads after the first 4 or 5 became way to much for me to handle. As for the first couple that I inserted, it wasn't too bad other then the pressure and feeling of having to poop. For those that are into anal play though, this would make a good beginner set of beads due to the tapering method that wasn't too bad from one bead to the next. This toy is easy to stick in a suitcase but cannot be hid in a purse or a pocket. For someone who doesn't know what anal beads are, they might think of them as just a child's toy, but of course this is not the case. Both men and women can enjoy this product.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Performance

I honestly can say I found very much good in this toy for my personal experience. As for the toy itself, it has a lot of good qualities such as the material it is made of. The fact that it is smooth but firm and that it is easy to use. As for me, I didn't enjoy this toy. I am not an anal play person and even with the texture and material, I could not get into it. I even tried having my husband use the beads on me while I used a small bullet on my clitoris and even that did not help ease up on my comfort level. It did perform as it should though, I would assume. Just because I had a bad experience with them does not mean that someone else wouldn't enjoy them. I didn't get the pleasure from them as someone else might, but the product is made well and can be used appropriately. When I went to use this product, I gave it the benefit of the doubt hoping it would work out better for me than it did.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Due to the material this product is made of, it is very easy to store and take care of. All you need is some warm water and antibacterial soap or some toy cleaner. I had no issues with lint or this toy sticking to anything. Even when adding lubrication, soap and water cleaned my toy with a breeze. The best lubricants for this toy are silicone and water based lubricants. The beads, although a little on the long side, are easy to store. I keep all of my toys in a locked file cabinet. I kept the box for this toy because it made storage for me easier. Due to the fact that this toy bends rather easily, it can be stored in a drawer or just about anywhere.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Extreme pure gold anal beads product comes in a clear see through plastic card. The front of the package has a woman on it and the name of the product. The back has the same woman and name of the product, as well as a warning stating the product is for novelty and external use only. Most products come with this same warning. The packaging is easy to open. Simply pull the card open at the top, and the product is ready to be removed. I didn't find this packaging to be discreet at all, due to the fact that you can see the product.





    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Experience

My personal experience, as I have mentioned above, was not a good one. I did not like the product or the way it made me feel. Although the material it is made of it is of good quality, its performance for me was not that of pure gold or outstanding. It wasn't even good for me. Along with the pressure and the feeling of having to poop, I don't think I will be trying or playing with anymore anal toys for a while. While I wouldn't recommend this toy, anyone willing to give it a try is braver then I!
Follow-up commentary
I wasn't a huge fan of anal, however since Ive used this toy several times I have started to like it. Taking it slow is the key. I have also tried several other anal toys and I have really taken a liking to anal play.
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  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thank you for the very informative review.
  • twiztidj
    twiztidj  
    Great review thanks for sharing!
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Sorry they didn't work out for you. Thanks for reviewing
  • hawaiian chick
    hawaiian chick  
    Thanks for reading!
  • DomonCoshu
    DomonCoshu  
    Sorry your experience wasn't great. Great Review though!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • aryce
    aryce  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Great review. Thanks.
  • loveme9
    loveme9  
    Thanks for the review!


  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Sodom and Gomorrah  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Gunsmoke
    Gunsmoke  
    If you are not 'into anal' - why would review an anal toy? Makes no sense to me - of course you're not going to like it - seems obvious.
  • hawaiian chick
    hawaiian chick  
    Just because I am not a huge fan of anal doesn't mean it doesn't hurt to try something new!
  • LoooveMonkey
    LoooveMonkey  
    I agree. Trying new things is good. Also, beginners and people thinking of re-trying things read reviews, too. I think it's good to have reviews from people all across the experience board.
  • hawaiian chick
    hawaiian chick  
    This is all true! And i appreciate the fact that you understand where I am coming from!
  • BrokenChell
    BrokenChell  
    great review
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