Rude boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by namelesschaos

This toy is a prostate massager deigned for simultaneous perineum and prostate stimulation, with vibrations courtesy of an included bullet vibe. The included bullet can also be used separately if you want.

The toy is made of smooth silicone. There is a seam running down the length. I didn't feel it during use and even running my finger over it this is one of the less noticeable seam I've encountered, never the less it should be noted. The insertable potion of the toy has some give to and the perineum portion has a series of nubs for extra stimulation.

The shape the toy is roughly that of a U. With a larger thicker portion, that holds the bullet and that provides perineum stimulation and a thinner end (1-inch in diameter) designed for insertion that provides the internal prostate pressure. The thicker end has seven little nubs, six arranged around the seventh. The insertable end has some flexibility, and if you were to stretch it out the insertable end would have a total length of about six inches, five of which is insertable, with the perineum arm being about three inches. The toy is available in your choice of either black or blue. If it matters to you, the toy is imported from the UK.

The included bullet is one of Rock’s off’s 80 mm bullets (a smaller version of Rock Offs 120 mm bullet). This, 3” long by 2/3 of an inch in diameter bullet is longer than your standard bullet (which are about 2.25”) but the same diameter. You can use other bullets with this but if they are not the same oversize length, you will need to have the bullet be well lube and use a pair of needle nose pillars to get it out. Speaking of which make sure to lube the bullet well otherwise the bullet will be a royal pain to remove. The bullet is one speed and operated by a push button. The toy takes one n-sized battery, which can be annoying as they can be hard to find. Strangely, in the one that came with mine the cap was silver while the body was black.

Lastly, this toy is part of Rocks Off’s “boys” line of prostate massagers that consists of: this toy, the Butt Boy, the Cheeky Boy, the Big Boy, the Bad Boy, and the Naughty Boy.

Overall, I wanted to like the Rude boy. The toy is well made of safe materials however, it fails the first and most important test: Does it stay in by itself? When I think prostate massager, I think of a hands free product, all the movement coming from either a rocking of your hips or contraction of your PC muscles. If I have to use my hand, I start thinking: "let me just get a dildo". This toy simply couldn't stay in, after insertion it would slowly slip out, it probably didn't help that this toy's design is completely smooth. This is toys main failing, and the reason I am only giving it two stars. The only other flaws I find with this is their is a seam (see: materials section) and some frustration with the packaging (see packaging). In addition, I didn't really feel the nubs on the perineum arm very much but I think that is a function of the difficulty in keeping it pressed up against my body. However, if your body is very good at grabbing on to things or having to use your hands doesn't bother you there are some definite pros to this toy.

The first is that vibrations do add to the experience in my opinion, the included bullet vibe is only one speed but the toy transmits the vibration well enough and it get the job done. However, that vibration is a key selling point only enhances my frustration at it not stay in. At the end of the day in terms of raw power putting something like my Wahl on the base of a non-vibrating prostate massager wins, if this could stay in it would be a fair trade off but since it can't it only increase my frustration. Sadly, I've yet to find a vibrating prostate massager that actually stays in. Secondly, the curve on this does provide good prostate pressure so much so some review has said the pressure is actually too much for them.

The body of the Rude Boy is made out of pure 100% silicone . Silicone is a fabulous material especially for ass toys as it is order-less, tasteless, non-porous, hypoallergenic, durable, and easily to clean. To clean the toy, use hot soap and water. For a more through sanitization, clean it with a 10% bleach solution, boil it for 2 minutes or put it in your dishwasher (top rack, no soap). For home sterilization of the toy, put it in a pressure cooker for 20 minutes. Make sure to take the bullet out if sanitizing or sterilizing the toy. Since silicone is non-porous you can share the toy between partners/orifices as long as you use one of the sterilization/sanitization methods. Silicone can have a bonding reaction with silicone lubes so stick with water based lubes for this one if you must use another kind of lube do a small test patch first.

The included bullet is made out of plastic which you can clean with hot soap and water. You can’t sanitize or sterilize it so the bullet by itself should not be shared between partners. Plastic is compatible with all lubes.

The toy comes in a black box (approximately: 6.75 x 2.5 x 2”) with a removable plastic sleeve around the box. The box has a clear window on the front so you can see the toy inside, the back has a few bullet points about the toy in English as well as DE, ES and FR and one illustration demonstrating the prostate massager in action. It is all very tasteful no gaudy pictures or such on it. Inside your toy will be in a plastic holder, under that is a little booklet listing Rocks Off’s over products as well as vibrator care instructions, the care instructions are in English as well as FR, DE, NL, IT, CR, PT, CN, RU, ES. The packaging can easily be used to store your toy again after use. In addition, the toy doesn’t have any special store requirements but many like to keep toys from touching just to be on the safe side.

I do have two complaints about the packaging. First, look at the picture here, see were the bullet is? That’s right it comes inside of the toy and as I explained above this makes it hard to remove the first time. Secondly there is a plastic retail hanging tab on the box, this is rather ugly to look at it would have been better had the tab been on the outside plastic sleeve.

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