Universal probe by California Exotic

I’ve just started adventuring into the world of anal penetration, so I thought trying the Universal anal probe would be a challenge. I was very happily proven wrong, as this is perfect for a beginner.

It’s made of five graduated bumps culminating in a suction cup at the bottom. The top bump is about the size of the top third of my pinky, while the bottom is just larger than the width of my index and middle finger together.

Since the tip was so small, it slid right in, and I was easily able to work down to the bottom bump, which gave me a feeling of pleasant fullness without any discomfort. If anything, the graduations could have been a little larger with a bit more indentation between the bumps.

While the size is good for a novice, someone more experienced may be disappointed. I definitely would have liked for it to have a pronounced notch where the last bump meets the base because the toy has a tendency to slide out if not held in place.

The suction cup is really convenient; since the toy is also waterproof, I had some fun in the bath. The important thing to remember with the suction cup is that it covers the on/off switch for the vibe, so you have to be sure to turn it on before attaching it to anything.

The vibrator itself is great. It’s extremely quiet yet still powerful. The choices for vibration pattern are pretty standard - several levels of pure vibration and a few different pulses; you cycle through the different options by pressing the on/off switch multiple times. While I generally prefer controls where I can select the pattern immediately instead of cycling, the wireless nature of this product means that the on/off cycle is really the only option.

I really like that it’s made of silicone because of how easy it is to clean, and it doesn’t seem to attract random lint as easily as some other toys do.

I loved this toy. The size is wonderful for anyone new to anal play, and the vibration packs an additional punch. It’s wireless, waterproof, and sports a suction cup for added convenience. What more could you want?