Universal water works system sex toy review
Warning: Don't waste your money on this product! You will have more fun using a funnel or a turkey baster. Plus, you might have to come up with a story or two to explain why the hell this thing is in your shower, which is sadly more fun than using the enema itself. Stay away!Published: July 7, 2008
Pros:
Unique idea, can attach to the shower permanently, has different probes to have fun with.
Cons:
Complicated and frustrating, doesn't work on any sinks, cramps thumb, weak stream of water.
Boy, I really wanted to love this product. Seriously, I really did. Before this product arrived at my doorstep, my partner and I planned a medical play scene event, using the Universal Water Works system as part of our “anal therapy” session. Upon testing this out, not only did I decide to NOT include this product in the “therapy,” but I wouldn’t even use it again on myself, never again. Frankly, this toy, for all of its remarkable potential to be one unique and amazing enema, is just not worth the money, and definitely not worth the time and effort in using it.
There are six parts to this kit: three anal probes, a six-foot flexible metal hose, a valve, and an “on/off” switch. Conceptually, and even visually, it all seems so great---you can attach this baby to the shower, even permanently if you choose, test out the waters with three probes, and press a little button to start or stop the water flow, how fun, right?
I was wrong. It wasn’t fun. If anything, this entire kit was just annoying. I didn’t have problem screwing in the parts together, but when it came in time for me to attach the valve to the sink, well, hell, it wouldn’t attach to the sink like the package said it would. It wouldn’t fit onto any sink in the house; the connection is the wrong size. So instead I tried it in the shower. I have an oh-so-fun and enticing flexible shower head in my tub that I sadly had to take down in place of this product. And let me tell you, it didn’t take long before I immediately put it back in!
For one, I didn’t really have any issues with the hose; I thought it was flexible enough, pointing in the right direction, straight at my butt hole, in the tub. The valve, however, seemed strained from the tug of the hose. I think plastic is a bad choice for the most critical attachment piece, and even worse for the probes because it restricts the sterilization of it. I thought the probes were too small, too pointy, and too uncomfortable, especially the bulge-shaped probe that acts as a sleeve to the cone-shaped probe. My bottom kept pulling the probe off of the smaller probe when I pulled out—what’s the point? As for the water flow, it was pitiful. When I pushed the on/off switch, the water came out in a slow stream, which didn’t necessarily turn me off, but wasn’t what I expected. When the water rushed into my bum hole, it was a nice sensation, but a dull and boring one. And the switch itself, I was surprised at how it cramped my thumb! Ugh.
Don’t buy this product. The only good thing about it is that it does work, but it’s a highly misleading product that doesn’t work all that well. If it were designed better, it would have been a blast. I think instead my partner and I will just stick to a simpler enema that we could get from the grocery store, or, even more interesting, a funnel or a turkey baster. It’s kinkier, more functional, and simple, which are all the qualities that the Universal Water Works just doesn’t and never will have.
There are six parts to this kit: three anal probes, a six-foot flexible metal hose, a valve, and an “on/off” switch. Conceptually, and even visually, it all seems so great---you can attach this baby to the shower, even permanently if you choose, test out the waters with three probes, and press a little button to start or stop the water flow, how fun, right?
I was wrong. It wasn’t fun. If anything, this entire kit was just annoying. I didn’t have problem screwing in the parts together, but when it came in time for me to attach the valve to the sink, well, hell, it wouldn’t attach to the sink like the package said it would. It wouldn’t fit onto any sink in the house; the connection is the wrong size. So instead I tried it in the shower. I have an oh-so-fun and enticing flexible shower head in my tub that I sadly had to take down in place of this product. And let me tell you, it didn’t take long before I immediately put it back in!
For one, I didn’t really have any issues with the hose; I thought it was flexible enough, pointing in the right direction, straight at my butt hole, in the tub. The valve, however, seemed strained from the tug of the hose. I think plastic is a bad choice for the most critical attachment piece, and even worse for the probes because it restricts the sterilization of it. I thought the probes were too small, too pointy, and too uncomfortable, especially the bulge-shaped probe that acts as a sleeve to the cone-shaped probe. My bottom kept pulling the probe off of the smaller probe when I pulled out—what’s the point? As for the water flow, it was pitiful. When I pushed the on/off switch, the water came out in a slow stream, which didn’t necessarily turn me off, but wasn’t what I expected. When the water rushed into my bum hole, it was a nice sensation, but a dull and boring one. And the switch itself, I was surprised at how it cramped my thumb! Ugh.
Don’t buy this product. The only good thing about it is that it does work, but it’s a highly misleading product that doesn’t work all that well. If it were designed better, it would have been a blast. I think instead my partner and I will just stick to a simpler enema that we could get from the grocery store, or, even more interesting, a funnel or a turkey baster. It’s kinkier, more functional, and simple, which are all the qualities that the Universal Water Works just doesn’t and never will have.
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I'm still a novice to anal play, and I must say, a turkey baster would never have occurred to me! At least you're not wasting a lot of money on it, though, if you don't like it. Sorry this was such a dud for you. Very entertaining review, at least!
Oh yeah, using a funnel or turkey baster is definitely cheap, and quite kinky and cheaky hehe, it will get the job done in some ways, if not, at least its more fun than this dud!
I don't even think it sounds like a good idea, but then again I think enemas are not needed. Good review though!
That's true Bulma, and honestly, I'm not crazy about enemas. Realistically the anus is not necessarily all that dirty, poo is only there when it needs to pass, but naturally I can understand how cleanliness (and fear of little bits of fecal matter) is an issue to a lot of people. I just wanted to try out a different kind of enema just for kicks, but a good little soap covered finger in the bum hole is really far better (for me anyways). I think it's enough to keep things squeaky clean back there, and naturally, everyone should always wash up after anal sex too, not just before. That has always been my usual anal cleanliness routine and will probably stay that way.
I think there are three or four different type of threads that can be found on sinks, so some people might get lucky and have it fit their sink, but most will probably be in your boat. For myself, I would probably want to confine most of my enema activity to the shower anyway to make clean up easier. I guess the main things here that you can't get at your local hardware store are the valve and the probe attachments, and both of those pieces probably really are available at the hardware store if one is willing to use a little ingenuity. Thanks for the great review/warning!
Thanks Jimbo, good point! The hose is about six-feet, so I don't think anybody would have a problem attaching this enema from the sink and then step right into the shower, but naturally shower would be much easier. And i agree, i think just maybe and possibly you could find these attachments in a hardware store, but I for one wouldn't go through all that trouble, esp. since the enema would still have the low stream and overall weak and mediocre performance. But thanks for the suggestions and the comments, they were helpful!
I got one of these and think it's great. Did it ever occur to the reviewer that if this product didn't have a constrained water flow it could be very dangerous?
Duck, I'm glad it worked for you! And yes, I'm aware that there must be a constrained water flow, it's not as if i was expecting or wanting the water to shoot like a rocket! Just to me, as well as Red, it was a weak water flow, and the overall product, that didn't do anything for us, that's all. More power to you if you like it and enjoy this product!
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Now I kind of want a turkey baster...